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Hallo nairalanders,

I'm looking for a generator now, and got price quote for :

Honda 5kv N285,000
Elepaq 5,5Kv N95,000

The price gap are too much that make me confused.

Anyone can tell me , is it worth it to try ELEPAQ instead of Honda?

Any share or thought will be very helpful.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=490145.msg6500275#msg6500275 date=1280805615][size=18pt]Germany to boost Nigeria power sector
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Meanwhile, a new Press and Cultural Attaché has been appointed for the German Embassy in Nigeria. He is Dr. Burkard Weth.
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He said though his posting to Nigeria was his first time in Africa, he was not new to African affairs, having worked on the Africa Affairs Desk at the German Press and Information Office for seven years. He said he was intrigued coming to Nigeria. “Africa is quite an interesting country, having diverse culture and different languages, it is making progress politically and economically.

Also, I appreciate coming to Nigeria. I have been in Abuja ( only?). It is a modern city with a lot of green areas, broad streets and other interesting features which easily attracts foreign visitors.”



http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/july/30/national-07-30-2010-009.htm[/quote]

India

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!


A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton,

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is,

When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha, '

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha, .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room, ,

jokingmary:
is that rally true

Naah, I think it's photoshop-ed by someone, He's a great goalkeeper indeed.

Just for fun,

I agreed with :

Garlic ( you can take garlic oil supplement from the pharmacy shelf
Onion ( add more onions on your food )
Cucumber ( ead raw, 2-3 medium sized cucumber )

most important
celery
get 50-100grams of celery , make juice from it with your blender, mix with some lemon and sugar for taste.

this joke can be perfect with comic illustration

Eyah:
Could not find the joke here.

yeah, i guessed this post classified as the Etc part of Jokes Etc. But still entertaining 

Smart one!!

Odirah:
A man usually falls in luv with a woman who asks the kind of questions he is able to answer.

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AMAZINGLY TRUE!!

For you who likes it, thank you. It's one of my favourite, which i think will be good enough to share.

For you who think it's not funny at all , I'll do best for the next one.

Sorry to hear about the news from Italy. But I can say Nigeria Embassy in Indonesia are doing okay, self experience. The office looks terrible, but the service are okay, not perfect, but okay.

Billboard / Signboard . Smile,

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