₦airaland Forum

Berlyn1:
oh sorry I get now

damyslim:
beware scammer at work

DrinkLimca:
Go get a job and stop begging on a public forum..
You are not the only Lady with vagina here..

collinsmp:
The guy have no plan to park out he told my Caretaker that he will stay in the compound till next year August that is what he have been doing he will pay for one year house rent and stay for one year for free that he knows that before court will take action it will take 2 years before then he will park out

OfficialAwol:
You had plans?

Diso60090:
Ladies make una try dey with guy with ambition as a rider because those once acting fine boy no pimples no level ooh see her name dey front page now because of this handsome dude

QueenSekxy:
lol..is that your logic,,okay ututu oma

OfficialAwol:
Lol. You checked her out already?

QueenSekxy:
is that suppose to be your ututu oma

QueenSekxy:
what is this one saying

OfficialAwol:
Lol.

You need to bribe me for it...

well, Search for Adaobi Maryrose

OfficialAwol:
A facebook user has been going viral after she posted how she intends to take care of her husband when she gets married. Here's what she wrote:

Random thought

CAN'T WAIT TO BE MARRIED SO THAT I CAN:

Be combing his short hair until he falls asleep on my bosom
Knot his tie before he goes to work and spray him my perfume so he always thinks of me anytime he sniffs himself

Hide under the bed and pinch him with a neddle�
Pretend to be sleeping and sick while he dresses our kids for school and prepares breakfast
Picmix and enlarge his baby picture plus picture of him sleeping like a cock and hang it on my office wall
Stylishly push him out of the bed while sleeping or dreaming�
Drag the TV remote with him�

Tell him that one man like that is looking at me in a sexually unhealthy way so they can argue lemme be entertained
Open another account on Facebook with another woman's fine picture and try to seduce him to see if he's a dog or a dolphin�
Bathe him myself and ask him to close his eyes like a child and hug mama
Engage in a farting competition with him�
Wear our Arsenal jerseys on our night outings and irritate other football clubs
Yell at him that I'm done dressing up when I've not even applied ordinary concealer/foundation
Bribe 4 women or 6 men to tell him this "wow nice haircut, You look so charming. I like your watch, did your beautiful wife buy it for You? Lovely shoes. You must be lucky to have praise in your life".
Invite his friends over for a sleepover and make white rice and meat peppersoup for them plus grabbing a mic to entertain them
Build an empire with him
Be the pastor and he will be my church
Spoil him with bad things and plenty gifts
Travel to places we can't even pronounce with him
Bring him a bouquet of roses to his office and leave silly love notes in his pocket
Change his Facebook name to, "My wife runs this account, Beware!"
Laugh while he makes love to me
Do novena for him constantly for his prosperity
Defend/protect him with my love and life
Use his toothbrush to brush my teeth while he barks like a dog
Lol

Oya add yours

PrettySleek:
Sweet talker, sugar coated tongue send a mail

Bigprick9inches:
Bad format, SARS will fall on you soon. The thing is, if SARS fall on you and discover that u are just one pathetic broke scumbag , I swear you will go meet your ancestors and ask them for baby mama

PrettySleek:
Sweet talker, sugar coated tongue send a mail

PrettySleek:
Hehehe u just want to know everything about me at once o

PrettySleek:
Nope

PrettySleek:
Yep

PrettySleek:
Shuuuuu! All these compliments for me? Only me one? Abeg o no let my head burst o!

Airforce1:
To all the girls sending me Pm's

I'm not buying Brazilian hair for you

I'm not buying Peruvian hair for you

I'm not taking you to a five star hotel

I'm not buying you expensive car for birthday

If I take you to Mr Biggs sef for breakfast, Thank your god.


I'm not taking you shopping in any of the best designer boutiques in Victoria Island Lagos .

I've come to realise that if the devil sees you're making it, he will give you a girl friend ... So I ain't falling for that .

Only my mom deserves this special treatment and if you can't deal, please get lost.

Sirheny007:

Omo...if this kin gehs work on your d.ick ehn!
You go come in 0.0003 milliseconds.

PrettySleek:
Lol

QueenSekxy:
hahhahaahhaha

QueenSekxy:
Good evening dear..
shey you want to deny me now eeh,,our car deal naaw

PrettySleek:
Hello am good and u?