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KwoiZabo: Right on point. they should be allowed if and only if they are on uniform and one staff @ a time. Joke i saw in a newspaper cartoon(a boko man was claiming staff)

Its a private bizness...if u board u pay, shikena!
abi dem dey take staff buy fuel or service vehicle? Dont they get salaries?
All that staff thing na lagos nonsense.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Great work guys.

Ruby. I like dat u perceived i love poetry n tried ur hand at it. I also love dat u knw my favourite things n ddnt promise perfection. You were confident n real.

190. That was the briefest, heartwarming post I've seen . I like dat u ddnt beat arnd d bush or string pretty words n ur humility was so hard to ignore.

U are both winners, but I'm allowed just one choice.........

As much as i love poetry
i love plain word better;
as much as i admire confidence,
i am a sucker for humility

for this i choose 190 [/quote]aww...So tweet!

chronique: Thanks to y'all for criticing those pidgin lines. You guys have saved me from a very serious embarrassment that could occur in future. I pulled some of those lines from a commercial track I was suppose to do n added a lil bit of freestyle to it. I always tot I'd have dat on a groovy beat n use it as a commercial track someday like d d'banjs of these words(at least to take chop money after we don do r/b finish). I've always known those pidgin lines were well below par n just havent summoned d courage to record it as a song. Thank God for these replies. I think I'll just stick to my genre n forget about going commercial. You guys dont know how much this means to me though. I probably would have released it & be called a wack artiste. Jeez! Once again,thanks folks! Goodmorning. Much love.

...goodluck as u embark on ur 'rap' career!

[quote author=D-Explorer]Shollypopz, i'm still waiting on your decision. CHRONIQUE or AYOBASE? Thanks [/quote]Maybe we shd put it to vote...since she was being 'polite'.

Shollypopz: @ayobase: I love that name u gave me....."Oluwaniisola".
@Chronique: Very funny! "can i be ur romeo,while i be ur juliet, person wey nor like am fit go chop poo inside toilet,..."

None stood out more than the other, I pick both of them!

A Twist in the Tale...

LastApostle: yea...let go there.
I promise to be faithful, honest and loyal to your emotional demands. Let us be remeo and Juliet please.

...I pledge to Nigeria my Kontry!

chronique: I been dey try make I talk but the thing nor let me talk,
girl,ur beauty don dey make withlow dey catch me for mouth,
shey na the way you dey talk or na d style of ur walk?
girl,I wanna be ur queen cos u're d queen of d southside

no one contest u,girl u set pass beyounce,
person wey dey doubt suppose go sink inside red sea,
na u dey high me,like say I drink chelsea,
would u be my boo,I'll love to call u mama elsie.
I'm not a shy guy,I'm done being a bad guy,
girl, I nor fit dull u cos u know I'm a very smart guy,
u know d koko,I go love to buy u coco(chanel),
girl,my love is sweeter than the choco made from cocoa.
if luv is a crime,girl I want to be wanted,
I'm going crazy over u,it's feeling like i'm haunted,
I think about u,u got me fantasizing,
the way u move ur body girl is more than tantalizing,
can i be ur romeo,while u be my juliet,
person wey nor like am fit go chop shit inside toilet,
ur type is so rare n I wanna show dat I care,
I'm having d feeling that we cud end up as a nice pair.
like d'banj,girl i'm ur scapegoat,
u fit tie rope for my neck and drag me go where u want go,
girl,i go follow u.
na u go dey press my mumu switch,as long as u nor be witch,
anywhere u wanna go,girl i go follow u.
I say I love u & I nor dey lie,I know many guys have told u lies,
baby girl,my love is here to stay.
i just wanna be ur all in all,
girl i wanna be d one u trust,baby girl my lovebis here to stay.

Hi sholly! I'm just tryna let u know I care about u wit dis lil freestyle;watchu fink?

50 cents featuring Chronique!

Redmosquito: Oya! Sexkillz don lose virginity! NEXT!!!!

After that crap by the lastApostle...Sexkillz would av won with just 2 words
'Be mine...'

ItsModella: Man, it is still better than "I admire your hair...it shows a wonderful person you are by its relaxation on your head." wtf is that?

lol...
am still trying to picture the hair.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I tire ooo. Who will read all that?[/quote]I did.
if i'm the girl...i go don sleep.

Redmosquito: Guy! Come! Wetin u get for WAEC?!

Walahi...
That 'thingy' fit kill person.

[quote author=Mynd_44]That guy has gotten a seat in central. I swear and a bottle of whatever he drinks[/quote]GbaM...
Wooing lessons as written by Oahray!
But i av to acknowledge Promoe's effort.

Redmosquito: I don gree na

Ok. Ur head still dey there...
*hope u dont av headache frm all the knocks u got?*

Redmosquito: Oahray! You too dey like Novel
Make it short and witty
Who wan read all this kain story

Guy...where is ur head?
Oahray...killed(or almost) his opponent with the first swing of his sword (words)!
Best line av read here so far (IMO).
Not because its a good poem but because he captured the character of his damsel quite well.
FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Oahray:
Idowuogbo... Nine letters that set my soul ablaze.
The attraction of a million men.
The spice of Nairaland.
The scourge of a million jealous women.
Idi mi...
.
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
You prove them wrong every time.
Unseen, yet your beauty is undeniable.
They say you are too different.
No mind dem jor, you jus too unique!
.
In your razzness, I see an unpretending soul, original to your very core.
In your outbursts, an amazon, unafraid to stand for ur conviction.
In your outspokeness, I see the overflowing evidence of a lady who knows her worth.
In your masked sarcasm, the sweet bubbling of a soul full of life,
of joy,
of laughter.
.
In your subtle coquettishness, I feel the flames of sensuality untamed.
In your silence, I see maturity, wisdom as it should be.
On every page of my wish list, there lies your name.
In your every word, I see a real woman... My woman.
.
Every man wants a real woman, some are just not real enough to let her know. Forget them jare.
I don't fancy beating around the bush with empty rhymes, not when my heart is busy beating your name.
Idi mi...
.
Someday, I'd need you to say "I do".
Someday I'd want my kids to look like you.
And tear haters apart, just like you.
*looking deep in her eyes*
Today, I only need you to say you are mine.

Now am tripping!

[quote author=D-Explorer]Got 3 likes on this post. That those it mehn, Onto the NEXT! SLOT 5 please - SLOT 5 - Eze Promoe and Oahray to woo Idowuogbo [/quote]Hmm...Mission impossible 5!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Guys, when toasting a babe, dont use I LOVE YOU

it smells of desperation[/quote]...and really wacky! Love firee.