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AFvckingAlpha:
E get this babe wey i knack recently, she go pee twice during sex.

I never witnessed any girl squirt before, so i thought it was the normal urine.

Oh boy! Be like say she squirt o, she sha dey hold the thrust like say she be pro. But i sabi say e too hot for her. The way she pin me with her leg ehn.

But choi i hit that pussy that day o. Make i find her number again.

Chaii!!! Boss you Be PRO. Gimme your facebook profile na or you add me with my Monicker.

zexy2030:
the gspot is very close to the urinary gland, the more pressure on that part of the meat the more desire to want to urinate

True talk bro.

iLegendd:
Not 100% approved yet, so that's why is used "I may."

Goodday Boss Ilegend No vex i No say this thing wey i wan talk no correspond with wetin you yarn above So Naira marley have followers and they are called MARLIAnS Due to his influence and you, you had a good influence on us too So what are Ilegend followers should be called so in your Next post scheduled it out for us to choose the perfect name tag for your followers thanks typed with Asha 302 remain bless boss.

Westernlove:
If you like do semen retention for 366days make you know dey prayerful, get links, great Information and attributes of how to draw success energies to yourself. You go wretched more than church rat. My only advice for you gullible Ignorant Is to steer clear of fornication......The religious entities and Nigerian Government will do everything and send people to keep brainwashing you so most of you will keep on breeding like fooools and stay In poverty forever.

Goodday bro no vex how i go take dey successful and make tthis money like you.

freedomchild:
To me uni is a goal.
As a pharmacy student back then, I banged and romanced some girls especially in my final year when I'm certain I'll graduate. Some of my classmates professed love for me but I stylishly decline until my final year. I banged 4 girls just in final year. I was banging one aunty like that till my induction. she was even calling me after I left the city. Uyo was a goal.
During my NYSC, I focused on building my newly found business. Girl matter wasn't in my agenda. I even got some green lights as a pharmacist corp member but no time.
I'll say that Uni is the place easy to bang girls. In NYSC you might be occupied and focused with thoughts and plans to follow after your service.

Are you a naijaloadite saw this very question and answer on naijaloaded.

Edyice:
Gals that are doing Shakara at home , can't go to university and do shakara for all dude . She most trip for one


But at home , mama dey see , papa dey monitor , uncle is asking questions , brother want to stand and fight but school ( ghen ghen ) .. she's free to flex

You will see small looking dude dey control one big , fat aunty


I saw THINGS shaa

Goodday Boss Edyice wetin fit be true please add me up or tell me youe facebook username no vex, i wan ask you something privately.

flokii:
NYSC takes it.. you are free from school wahala, lectures, books etc. There are countless categories of ladies you'd meet from female youth corpers of all age, shapes and sizes, single and married women, female soldiers, school girls, iya basira pikin dem, sarewa etc. etc. plus you are far away from home.

That's why rate of married women caught cheating with male corpers and soldiers in camp is very high. But then you have to be very careful so you don't overdo

Are you a Naijaloadite? So this particular question and comment on Naijaloaded.

Bloghomies:
Online? There are numerous ways to go about it. But what I always tell people is to first pursue a path that aligns with their passion.

For instance, I discovered that I'm kinda good at writing.

So, I picked up freelance writing and I charge from #2 to #5 per word.

For a 1000 words article, I can make from #2000 to #10,000. Pretty cool, right?

To share my knowledge, I even started a blog.

Finding clients isn't easy though, especially foreigners since they believe every Nigerian is a scammer. It's not easy at all..

Mini importation, dropshipping, affiliate marketing, etc. are also great ways, but will require settling down to learn the ropes.

It isn't something you just rush in and expect results overnight.

Others will include Blogging, Vlogging (YouTube), or simply starting an offline business.

When you discover a business you want to start, stick to it until you make it.

I love applying the 2-year rule, which entails focusing on a thing for 2 years irrespective of weather is yielding result or not.

You know why? Most times, we find ourselves giving up on a lucrative idea just because of our impatient.

Yeah Boss your student dey loyal Oo buh i fit see smartphone for 20 kk!

Oluromantic:
See opportunity. Tell her you love her too but you want you both to start as friends first but that you promise to be nice and close to her. No go promise Marriage yet o..it's dangerous for you. The essence is just to have a statement you can refer to later that all u promised was friendship. As she has become all emotional about you, no time to waste again.

Find one day tell her you're not feeling fine and you need her company. When she comes, tell her to stay till daybreak. When day break, tell her to wait and cook for you. When u chop finish, tell her you want to sleep and wake up to see her by ur side. When night reach, tell her to wait till the next daybreak.. before you know, 5 rounds don pass. Na so u go dey do am small small.

Thank me later!

Bro you are carried!!!

Alright Boss no vex please, am not using a smartphone for now abeg make i connect with you on facebook.

AroOkigbo:
Charity begins at home.
Why not start with your sibblings and relatives?

Ndewo!!! Onye Arochukwu ibem,Nwa Aro icho, mkpo
ola icho! A bu m nwa Chi n'emere.

Alright Luciania am interested, but just that i don't have a smartphone. Please lets connect on facebook so whats your facebook profile name contact?

kanusilas40@gmail.com

J111333:
Na inferiority complex matter back then.
How bros them go enter okada come dey stop babe for steering wheels? E get as e be to them then but we the today broses don reason the matter say woman na woman even if she dey plane cockpit.

She no go bite person, las las she go say no.

Brotherly i Gbadun you wella, truly truly you sabi women nature/lifestyle.

yeah

please chizzy no vex, you fit send the Betslip id make i check am, so as to learn your pattern of forecasting games on Bet9ja.

fubbyy:
first of all, no girl in this world can make my head spin and turn around 360•

Any girl that am attracted to, am calling her immediately regardless of where I am, I was with a pastor after a church service talking about an important issue, I saw a girl that I was waiting for, I called her in the presence of the pastor

I told her that I like her and I've been waiting to talk to her but we can't talk now because am busy with the pastor, I asked her to give me her number so we can talk later

I brought out my phone, omg.. My phone was off, I collected the pastor's phone and took her number, pastor was very short of words because no way to prove if what I did was a sin or not, I later got paper and pen and collect the number, I even delete it from the pastor's phone , you know pastor can be as smart as you

I have chyked woman in presence of her mother and sister, I have chyked woman inside bus,church,street,school,class,I've even chyked a soldier on a uniform(she's dying for me till date)

Poster am a f***king jerk, to be sincere this I no send attitude works like magic

God bless the author of the book"why jerks get all girls"

It really changed my life

Boss i dey follow you for nairaland come teach me how to chyke

ChizzyBuna:
I had a stream of badluck Since Monday
One game always cutting my ticket
Last night, my #145k cut by Tottenham

So I checked for good luck rituals to do before betting.

1. Wear a Red Color Cloth or Pant
They say the color red attracts success and chase away badluck. Then I remembered my first bet9ja win this year I was Wearing my red shorts when I won that 12k game.

So today I decided to try the ritual to chase away the one game badluck spirits following me.
I took cold shower by 3pm to cool my mind
I wore that same red shorts
I looked in the mirror and shouted
TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY
Then grab my phone and started betting

By 6pm look at the result of my ritual
And I selected teams based on instincts and gut feeling while strongly believing that my red shorts will attract me luck.
I fvcking won 44k just like that.
This magic shit is REAL!!!

Goodmorning sir, its a pity for your previous loss please did you have the betslip id of the previous game and the current? If yes, then you can send it to me here so that i will check it and know your formats in forecasting games and also thanks for the sharing the secret in winning.

Warlord2012:
4.6 inch is okay...u only need 4inch to penetrate and pleasure any pus** dont get deceived by porn movies. Anything beyond 4 inch is the uterus/womb .
Just get a girlfriend, learn how to do 4play before s*x, handle her bo*bs gently and firmly, play with the teats of the boo*s make them erect... Use ur thumb to rub around her clit like u are massaging it , do it slowly but ensure u are massaging the clit... Slowly thrust ur middle fingers deep inside her puss* until she starts begging for ur dik...at this point, size doesn't matter.

Just ensure you eat good food that will increase ur libido and make you last long...with your 4.6inch dik, trust me, you will make her cum.

Boss respect you, you be pro

Texti65:
After each raw sexual intercourse.

Take "Colloidal Silver", then 1hour later, Take "Black seed oil + Honey", 1 hour later take "Immunace" Then later in the evening take Oranges + Water Melon.

This is the natural way of wiping, destroying any virus or bacteria causing STD, including Hiv.

This is what the media won't tell you, but it highly works.

ok

sewed4u:
Nice article, one can also make use of common over looked herbs like moringa, ginger, garlic and others to solve this problem, even if you are a one minute man, i belt you, you can last for several minutes, your wife will scream and beg you to get up.

Wow!!! Bro you are a Pro.

Agp19:
There's nothing sweet as been toasted by a lady is one of the best feeling in the world. They make everything easier for you.

All my life from secondary school till now wey we dey hustle dey work all the gals have dated ask me out even down to my present girlfriend. But the once wey i ask out hummmm long story, na them go drain your energy las las den no go gree.

So guys no matter how ugly u think you are. Which I know no man is ugly. There is girl out there crushing on you just take your time she will come way. That's why it hurt me when I see guys dey mumu for woman oo

Bro Agp 19 you have given me a word although i know that am handsome but this thing you said is all i need to hear all this while thanks Gee thanks brother you are a genius

miracood:
I'm 19. The first time I asked a girl out was 2wks to my 19th birthday and it was under funny circumstances


On this faithful day, I was on the staircase that leads to my lecture room, when I saw my guy with a very beautiful girl.

She's from my department, and I've seen her for sometimes tho.. my mind was never in to her..


That faithful day on the staircase, I jokingly told her I liked her... She was like.. really??

She asked about my gf... I told her I had no gf...

Naso relationship begin.. she even gave me the first sex in my life... before her, I've never asked any girl out before... But after she accepted me, it gave me confidence to ask other girls out.

Gee you are lucky that you are opportuned to use it to build your inner man and confidential with the opposite sex after the encounter.

Thermodynamics:
Well, lemme share my first experience, we went to the village for my grandmother's burial, then I saw one clean looking babe, big yanch, green earrings, green top, green skirt, green scarf everything green. I immediately went to ask a relatively of mine about her and I was told that she is from my village but she lives in Abuja and only visits from time to time, omor na so I ginger go meet the babe, as I was talking to her my voice was shaking and I was looking very nervous though I was flowing, at the end, she told me to give her my phone so she can key in her number, as I was given her the phone my hands were shaking, lawd, it was so obvious, I felt very ashame that I didn't even bother to call her that evening because in my mind I felt like there is no way this girl will want anything to do with me after seeing how my hands were shaking while giving her my phone, I thought to myself that she probably gave me a wrong number.

But guys, could you believe that, that evening, this babe came to our family house to look for me, she held my hands and we walked around the village that evening, we became very close and I even had a chance to fuçk her but I didn't.

chaii make me get that kind opportunity guy you dull oo buh i hope for now you have up your courage and build your confidence.

dumininu01:
Approaching her no b issue ... Wetin guys dey fear na embarrassment or rejection... The worst reply she will give u is NO!!!... If you do it with 2 or 3 girls u will start building your confidence to approach different ladies... Luckily there are some ladies who can hold conversations well..You go just dey flow with am... No big deal

Alright me si go try apply this one ni