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illicit:
Zip

Trousers Zip

how do you tell if a zip is on the right or on the left??

Samantha125:
I wouldn't even come to you for any type of scan, talk more of sending other ladies... You should be made to work with only men...😂😂😂


I'm sure you'd be scanning those ladies with your eyes the moment they enter your office and by the time they sit down, you'd already been finished with them...🥴🥴🥴

I don't know what you're talking about ...


😋😋😋😋


I'm a professional pls

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illicit:
Yeah sure

Zippers too...

lol ... Wdym zippers

Samantha125:
A picky medical practitioner is not professional.

Your duty also includes conducting testicular ultrasound on those men in need of it and the op is in need of one right now.

You already told him that his scrotum is in safe hands...😶😶😶... Help a brother in need.

You want me to send ladies to you so that you can grope them and use them to fulfill your fantasies? Never!!!😑😑😑

hahaha .. I'm not being picky about it .. I would do my duties if need be but majorly working on just scrotums, hell nah, i'd get bored 😋😋😋


Lol ... Fantasies, nope.. I'm a professional like you said, I wouldn't that 😋😋😋 trust me...

Go through his thread, he left some numbers, I don't if they're his personal ones..

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Nothing wrong here.

Married women should also be allowed to have sex with other men

Seconded .. Reasons I'm not getting married ever...

BlueRayDick:
You are preaching to the choir here .

I’m not saying Chalboah did or didn’t do anything wrong , I was just talking about why Swiz was calling Ibime out yesterday .

Here is agenda-land and people raise any agenda once they see their opps’ fave player loose guarding . I don’t watch the match yesterday and I read through the thread of over 26 pages this morning . I saw where Swiz was cussing Jehovah’s boy and calling out Ibime; I was wondering what could’ve been the issue .

So watching the replay and seeing that goal , it all made sense to me . Swiz agenda finally agend and he had to come hard at Ibime and his boy 😁.

😁😁😁


This place sef...

Samantha125:
I'm only trying to get you a patient since it's Januworry... The more the patients, the more the money, right?


And dear op, he's right, your scrotum and balls are in safe hands with him... ... He'll make sure to be gentle and handle them nicely...🤭🤭🤭


I urge every man that has issues with their scrotums and balls on this forum to also come to this man... He's very affordable...😶😶😶

😂😂😂

Stop being silly ... I'd rather have cases on breast scan than dealing with multiple scrotums ... No no and no ...




I bet the men too would rather have a female sonologist caress their scrotums...




Send the females my way, I'd appreciate that better 😋😋😋😋

BlueRayDick:
I just watched that Man city vs Chelsea replay and now I understand why swiz123 Dey vex for Ibime’s Jesus boy .

Halland literally made Jesus boy lie in Greener pastures for that man city second goal sha .

that one na normal thing even vvd dey chop grass once in a time .. the man at fault was Sanchez .. the minute he saw chalobah on haaland he should've retreated back to Post but mandem was so jittery , he looked he was shitting his pants already...

poweredcom:
Dude face ur front or get smacked

Come order one OS for me make I use do happy Sunday na..

Prettygirl200:
By the way what can one use to remove a scar from the lip? Like a scar gotten a blow that was later stitched.

the laser technique, I guess ..

Samantha125:
Go to Silentgroper, he shall grope you nicely and conduct a testicular ultrasound on you to check the root of the problem... He's a professional.

He goes by the name silentgroper for a reason...🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

I see I'm being remembered today and btw, thanks for selling me in the wrongest way ever..


Dear op.. don't mind her.. your scrotum is in safe hands and shalt not be groped in the above portrayed way ...

Mariangeles:
Them never born that person.

Abi, na you wan try am?

Hehehehe .. make we see na ..


Make I first slide enter your dm na..

😋😋😋

Mariangeles:
If you no want make God punish you, no go give "terrible" girl belle, then leave her O!
Leave her jeje make God work on her.
No go dey unfortunate.




You, wetin you wan talk? 🎤

E no dey kuku hard you to yarn rubbish about "bannies"
Na there them dey quick see you.

Omoh, the thing touch you oo ..



Naso Dem do you??


😂😂😂

AfroKnight:
Emmmm no.

Belle no be proposal.

If you believe your girlfriend is terrible and she would turn out to be a bad wife, my brother, avoid marrying her. Avoid a situation where she has legal rights to your abode, your food, your property and finances.

Highest! She go swear for you.

No be today. You too, swear for her back.

If her parents use oloopa to carry you, say you no wan marry their pikin, ehn no wahala, when you come out you too, use oloopa to carry her papa.

Give them craze for craze to the extent that her parents will be the ones advising her to avoid “useless husband”. Don’t be so shy or timid that you’d enter serious problem.

A bad wife is not an easy affliction to endure.

However, if your babe is your dream girl with compatible character and values, don’t miss the opportunity to marry her.

Regardless of your decision, be financially responsible for her during pregnancy.

Caveat: Do this last one ☝️ if you know the baby is yours.

Noo oo .. be financially responsible during pregnancy keh ..


Doesn't she already have her own finances.. we would both be financially responsible for the pregnancy and whatever the pregnancy needs.. Because if e reach nw, she go still tarnish my image for the pikin front or make she wan sole custody of the pikin .. So if both of us are financially responsible for the pregnancy, e no go too pain me ...

Android17:
Me neither.

okay ..


I get it now ...

😁

Ibime:
The fact is as I've always said, there is no space for no 10 in modern football

No 10 must be able to press and drop in midfield

Palmer was better as our RW than as our no 10, simple.

But klopp and arteta uses them perfectly ...

They should either be converted to a proper mf or played as false 9 ..


Even slot uses one as a midfielder now .. Elliott, szobozai, Curtis Jones .. they're all 10s..

Android17:
Haha. No way.

I'll give you a clue, his shirt number 👕 goes with that A-K gun.

Absolutely no idea ...

Android17:
IYKYK (and they look alike)

Todd boehly

drisham:
Poch is actually better

He began figuring out towards the end of the season

I don't even know what this manager is doing

yes poch was figuring it out until ya'll axed him ...


Well give maresca till next season Sha, he looks like he'd have everything figured out later on ..

Taguchi:
nobody is talking about the stinker fraud Palmer had...The worst player on the pitch by far

Ice cold pami !

I think it was the tactics he was meant to play.


The players didn't play it out .

MorataFC:
If Sanchez remains the first choice, I'm done watching our EPL games. Time to find a new team that can give me joy outside EPL, maybe I will consider Atletico Madrid.

We kopites shall accept you with open arms ..

Chelsea no really get patterns
oloun ..


It's just vibes and insha Allah ..

Unpopular opinion, maresca is not exactly different from poch ..

iamoyindamola:
In their house?

Yes , with full confidence ...

Gucciboy:
Bournemouth doing Liverpool a big favor, congratulations to 2024/2025 PL champions Liverpool👑👑👑👑

😁😁😁😁😁


We'd flog their sorry ass come next week ...

Tjra:
It is obtaining under false pretense.

I honestly feel it should come with a prison sentence.

Fine is not enough. Anyway, we are getting there

no its actually stealing...

Sonnobax15:

Good,

Imagine if it was a jail time that was attached to it,I bet you that over 99% of these present generation of Nigerian female scallywags whom we find ourselves in relationships with would fill up our various prisons

On God!!!

bisqit:
mumu, Nunez is a striker. Jota is a striker

they're left winger .. both of em...

crazygod:
Today's game is not my problem. It's next week against Bournemouth away. Those guys like to throw a proverbial wrench

Bournemouth cannot be a hard nut to deal with than forest..

We would be victorious I believe..

Is it me or is Salah just trying to be selfish ...


We could have been 5 goals up if he had made some passes...

Hisroyalbadmeat:
That prophetess should be arrested,even if it's true, what is wrong with shape shifting

she shouldn't do that in broad say light .. she should wait till the night of full moon and do her thing...