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Samantha125:
Isn't your jollof rice mixed with cow leather??🤔🤔🤔

Because I've heard that you guys eat leather there in Nigeria.

i'd like to create a challenge for you ..



Anytime you make a home made meal, western or traditional, could you take pictures and post them on the food thread 🤭🤭🤭

Samantha125:
Isn't your jollof rice mixed with cow leather??🤔🤔🤔

Because I've heard that you guys eat leather there in Nigeria.

well leathers are made from cow hides (skin) ..

. have you never eaten the skin of a cow??

😒😒


And no, we don't mix no jollof rice with cow leathers .. mind you there are synthetic leathers too i.e the ones no gotten from cow hides..

calabaman:
Typhoid like treatment.

Comprising of:

> Injections
> Drop
> Drugs.

Did these combo twice...

No joke

wdym drop .. eye drop??

Love800:
What's the difference between uti abd sti?

its self explanatory...


But uti can be a sti's as it can be transmitted sexually too but not very often...

Samantha125:
How was I lazy when we had a maid? I mean if you don't want to do those chores, you can leave them for the maid to do them even though you might still get into trouble when the parents get home...

Unless if you turn all the chores on me during the weekend when the maid is off duty... But chances are my mother would be around to do her wifely duties on weekends.

Oh , you guys got a house help .....

I see ...


Now this changes things..


But doesn't changes that fact you used to be a lazy girl 😋😋



But still , you dey enjoy oo...


I'm glad you can cook now tho... You should just add cook jollof rice to your list of culinary skills, might come in handy some day 😊😊

Samantha125:
There are some families who teach their children how to cook from a young age, my nephew and niece who are 15 years old already can cook because my sisters taught them as soon as they became teenagers.

My mother also taught my siblings how to cook from when they were still young, but as time went by, her workload increased and she started having less time to do the things she used to do before... Me being the youngest, I got left out.

I'm just lucky to be having understanding parents...😂😂😂

You're the last born right??


Only last borns would get away with stuff like this.. you must've been last born(baby of the house) hence your parents being so understanding 🥴🥴🥴 ..


You're not just lucky for having an understanding parents , you were also lucky to have an understanding siblings .. They should basically have turn all the whole chores on you especially when Mommy and daddy is not around . i know I would .. Have me as an older siblings, you'd suffer from doing chores . Hahahahaha .. lazy girl 😊

Samantha125:
My mother wasn't cooking specifically for me, but for the entire family which also included her husband.

And also she mostly only cooked on weekends, unless she had some time during the week... My father is also a good cook and he's not the type of a man that would sit around and wait for someone to come and cook for him when he's alone in the house.

Keep in mind that I was doing other house chores like cleaning, the laundry, and washing the dishes... But on weekends, even though sometimes I'd do the dishes even during weekdays...😅😅😅

No one made fun of me for buying takeaways, like I said, I wasn't the only one who couldn't cook in my place of residence and it was a girls' only residence... Besides, I was buying those takeaways with my own money and I wasn't bothering anyone about it... My mother was the one who kept convincing me to learn to cook because I was wasting money on takeaways.

I'd buy foodstuffs and store them in the fridge for so long that they'd even spoil and I'd have to throw them away... If I'm lazy to go out and buy myself something to eat, I'd either eat cereal, instant noodles, or sandwich either for lunch or dinner...😂😂😂

I've never checked how to cook jollof rice before, it never crossed my mind.

yup, I understand she isn't cooking for you specifically ... In Nigerian set up she wouldn't do the cooking either for her husband or anything when she has you around ..you'd be sharing the kitchen with her which might eventually become yours until some man comes for you or you're away to school or something ...


Hehehehe, you do dishes... 😁😁😁 .. that sounds like some damage control to me ... You should be doing all chores 😋😋😋😋 ...


You must've been a tad bit lazy back then .. 😋😋😋😋


I do like your family setup.. Sounds like some modern family type thing...

But fr .. you dey enjoy no be small oo ..

😁😁😁

Samantha125:
In the beginning, I used to rely on YouTube and recipe books, I'd also call my sisters for instructions and they were very much helpful and didn't make fun of me like my mother would... But I can say that I spent about 70% of my first year surviving on takeaways...😅😅😅

Even now I still rely on YouTube whenever I want to learn a new recipe... In 2023 I learnt how to make an apple pie and pizza, all thanks to YouTube...💃💃💃

I can now cook both western and traditional food perfectly...👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

Before varsity, there was always someone to cook around the house and I spent most of my time at school, by the time I get home, it'd be around 5pm, I need to rest and do my homework afterwards, then go to bed at around 8pm or 8h30pm... During the weekends my mom was usually around the house and she'd be the one cooking because she still had a husband to cook for, and she can't cook for the husband without including the children... I'd usually do other house chores around the house while she's cooking.

But I have to admit, I never bothered paying attention to her whenever she was cooking, I had to learn the hard way...

Woah .. you had your mum cooking for you..

You're lucky you're not Nigerian, that would've never happened except you've got cooks or a younger siblings ...


By the age of 10, a Nigerian mum already received requires you to understudy her preparing every meal there is .. by the time you're a teenager, a Nigerian mum passes the baton of the cook of the house to you and there is never ever going to be an excuse for you to miss a day of doing that. Not being exhausted from school activity and whatnots ..

Omoh una dey enjoy oo..


You spent 70% of your year on takeouts being female 😂😂 .. I can't imagine how frequently you must've been mocked for that 😂😂esp if you had room mates and other female friends..

Lol . I knew YouTube would still be your go to platform to help out with cooking . Talking bout learning new recipes.. something tells me you've checked on how to cook jollof rice multiple times 😋😋😋 and my gut feelings is always right... 😋😋😋😋

pocohantas:
I don't get it. The man appreciates his wife's cooking. If same wife doesn't cook, they will say she is an evil feminist. Now look at the vile comments? Goodluck to the women that will marry these guys o. You must really think you are special and different. 🤦‍♀️

Oh so you're planning on not getting married to the one you're with??


Have you let him know that before you strip him of his hard earned resources

Samantha125:
Because of food? come on... My husband is already a good cook... He even motivated me to perfect my cooking skills because I'd always get jealous of how good of a cook he is...😂😂😂

I only started learning how to cook when I was in varsity... My first year was a total disaster, but at least I wasn't the only first year who couldn't cook in my residence...😂😂😂

And whenever I'd call my mother asking for instructions, the lady would make sure to make fun of me before she can assist me...😂😂😂

But now I'm a good cook.

Exciting ..


You're a good cook or you fall to youtube for help ??

😋😋😋


Before varsity who does the cooking and why did you never cook

princepee:
though rewandan army have seen war, and are battle tougher.
Doubt if they can engage the South African army.
Hope Paul keagame is not bitting more than he can chew.

All in all, we want peace in Africa

South Africans might be well equipped but best believe the rwandan would be more blood thirsty and that should give them an edge ..

foxman04:
South Africa that has no experience of war, never been at war, trying to act tough Paper tigers ..
I heard their soldiers are been butchered like meats in Congo

the xhenophobes only know to be xenophobic to harmless civilians ...

Bunch of asswipes

Mariangeles:
Swear say you no know wetin I dey talk about.

i swear down ...

Mariangeles:
Mhmm!

Talk na ..




😏😏😏

FitCorper:


U irk me with your comments, so shallow and ignorant, how does what he complained about correlates with your useless poverty stricken story? Op is complaining about time wasting and youre complaining about money. How dem take relate? Men hustle o so poverty won’t make u start thinking all ladies need is money.

so you're a female. ..


He's sharing a story or a working plan some other guy uses ...

Whatever is poverty stricken here has to be your mentality ...

Mariangeles:
You don't even try to conceal your jealousy.

I'm struggling to grasp what you're trying to say ma'am ...


Where's the jealousy in that typo

Roboto11:
And pressing yansh is free.

actually it's not free ..



You go still drop something for wifey before you press nyansh ..

Roboto11:


You know you could always pay a cook to do this?

expense wise, he'd spend more, hypothetically.

Samantha125:
Marriage is sweet because of mere food? Some men are indeed big babies.

Isn't marriage sweet??


Shouldn't you be supporting that motion



🤭🤭🤭

GOFRONT:
What is sweet in this your marriage??

A marriage wey wife no see money take buy Meat for stew......Is that one a marriage??

See empty stew for plate......No sign of Obstacle No symbol of fish inside!! And you say your marriage sweet die??

See mouth like our ekuke Iyansh

Something dey the bowl.. check am wella .. I dey see sign of contours which is suggestive of meat and fish...

Smilleydr:
Pls which one worst between gonorrhea and STI......?

Gonorrhea na sti..

Gandollar:
Most of the guys you see with fine face, fine vibes etc are nothing but mobile houses for some yet to be discovered STI strains.

They have used over the counter antibiotics to weaken and mask the legion of sexually transmitted diseases in their bodies.

Few months later, the disease becomes alive again and woe betides the women in their lives.

lol .. but females are the actual patient zero of all these infections ...

We can't be mobile carriers since we get symptoms of this diseases but same can't be said for lots that don't have even the slightest of symptoms..

leadborn:
STI is crazy these days. I'm even battling with one right now without a clear diagnosis. I also got it from a seemingly responsible girl not a hoe. Life can be unfair. I'm still in search of diagnosis. The doctors think it's all in my head because I don't have pus dripping from my penis but I have a sever burning sensation/stinging in the penis tip

could be uti and not one of those intense sti's .

Olokobintin:
I am happy for you that the infection is curable. I know that spending so much money on an infection that you don't even contract from a prostitute can make a man not to ever rate any woman in this world again.

Some people will tell us about there predicament on this forum and someone who doesn't know them from Adam will bless them. Some will even pay for there hospital bills.

What did you do to make sure that that angel is free from that infection because you and I know that this thing is not follow come. Na someone go infect her. Try to get over what has happened and the amount you spent. Go find the girl, let her know that she is carrying an infection inside her body and could cause many damages in her body if she doesn't treat it on time.

Forget about relationship right now, be humane and do this one thing to save the world. If she infect someone that doesn't have that kind of money to treat himself. You and I know what is going to happen. Peace.

I thought he informed her and she said he was insulting her ... Abeg oo .. leavee her with her ignorance ..


I just wish op could post her pictures and names so we know who to avoid going raw with in this country ...


This is why I don't take people that preach against masturbation seriously ..


If this man has soapy the konji into oblivion, he for no spend the large amount of money used in treating himself, to make it worst , the babe happens to carry around a resistive strain of the bacteria.. Double wahala...

BigDawsNet:
Dawin and other senior players were rested

Gakpo played Cus PSV was his formal team.. so it’s like a special gem for him

oh!!!


I felt gakpo should've been rested whilst Darwin use them to boost up his goals

Is Darwin injured ..


He was supposed to play this match instead of gakpo ..

Wey Morton, bajcetic, nyoni. .

Elliott.. Elliott no dey play for him side na

He for just put Jones for that, move Elliott go right .. Endo for CB , and bajcetic/Morton at DM

Konjiboii:
We go win ajeh



I have been eager to see how Danns and Chiesa will perform starting match

so na Robertson dey play CB .. lmao ... We really do not have any other CB??

Wey nat Philips na...

iamharkinwaley:
The agency is really sharp….. I enjoyed every episode

the u.k show??


How did you get past ep1, I can't get past ep 1

LOVEGINO:
that's a very dangerous spot for injuries.

Has anti tetanus been administered??

Mrfeel:
Shut up kid, some ladies have swollen face when pregnant, besides that it's obvious Moses married a lady that resembles him , alot of men are always attracted to women who look like them , including me

. Is that in the 2nd picture. 😃😃

illicit:
There's always a cover on the zip

The one facing right is for men
The one facing left is for ladies

Woah .. omoh I been no dey notice all these things oo ...


Even the button own was new to me..


You must sell clothes for you know these stuff..