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dhtml18:
Keep it up jare, great to see you are doing well. I have something that will help your cause, just keep in touch.

ok sir

jamb20s:
you must have a lot of resources that you wana waste

you are the witch from village people are talking of wicked soul and enemy of progress

sharrp:
Lol, no time for debate

just finish uploading a site I get time till morning bro

sharrp:
Pure crap. Am not front end guy, and I got a remote job for a company at germany, python, javascript, c++ and.elixir

and fake life programmer are the 4 one

I will never forget dhtml18
that guy is the reason my bank account is smilling today

I use to develop desktop app

until I start monitoring dhtml18 I discover that this guy knows many language but html na his selling point I start emulating him I start learning html 1week. css 1week getting to php I discover it was almost same with c language my favorite language

so I just look at it once download a reference pdf for php

head over to sql and mysql under one month I finish am ready to test my skills learnt so far

few weeks later a close friend hook me up to program huawei modem unlock code calculator in php I was paid 15k

it was like a movies

less than 2weeks I landed a farm website and a website for organization this two website landed almost 150k in my account in less than one month

I have coded in c,c++,python for 4years with total gain of 80k for almost 3years

but in less than 3months in web developing I have earn more than 200k


the reason people fail in programming world is not solving a real problem with your code

you have love calculator, scientific calculator, love calculator, bank software, school, hotel software

they are good but have you actually been to hotel to see how hotel systems work have you been to school and ask lectures and teachers what they need to help them do there work and suggests ideals for them

before I dive into web programming I have offline software which I have do for individuals that help them carry out there daily task fast and easy

this people are the ones that referred to me almost 40% of my web clients

so here is my reasons why people fail

1.not making a usefulness software

2. not knowing your niche ;

believe it or not nothing sells than online and mobile software in Nigeria

200millions active internet users Bro

why develop for offline if you are sure 200millions are waiting online for your web app


3. cheap price

I was once guilty of this
under charging a client later you will discover that only gas money have finish all the money that the beginning of not meeting a dead line

you don't need to kill your client with price

but try to calculate the cost before telling a client the final amount and always to extra 50k or 40K we dey Nigeria even if you tell Him 1k he will still price it five hundreds

it is better to be called over charging programmer than to be called a quack one who always fails to deliver


I will save the lest for another day

phililp:
bruv! is this some kinda joke??

do I look like a joker to you

the fix to the error in you code

the time I was learning python I figured every thing out my self


do you want to test what you have learnt so far

build a gui lover calculator

tkinter for gui

flame game type

goodluck

here is the solution

not values()


but. keys()

jjk24:
how much ? Pls drop yur whatsapp line bruh

08161392463

jjk24:
Pls any on in ibadan that wants to sell or share vst plugins nexus slyenth and co at a low rate shuld pls reply needed urgently thanks.

I dey anambra state and you if you are serious I can sent it to you and you have to pay for the transport fee

MusicPromota:
home, room studio... Bye C ya later tins.

dr dre

I can help

CaptainBomb:
Are they Police?

no they are just community security

[quote author=illegalGangla post=55264084]Did you say village?




Ogbeni leave th

nnewi in anambra is not village but for the sake of understanding actually it a community hall

yesterday night was a night I will never forget in my life


I came back home 9pm just a few minutes my close friend and also a brother called me that I should come to a village square near our side and cut off the small time he called back and repeated it again and cut off the call so I tried calling him back but his line was switched off since the square is just 20 to 30feet always from my place I opened our gate and head over to the square on reaching there I meet a man who called another member of the local vigilant group who told me that if I value my life that I should leave the square as I was about to as what is the offence of my friend they handcuffed me to a pole and later they took us to a police station I paid my dues and was bailed

and i was told to came back on Friday last week which we did but the police officer in-charge of our case told us to go and bring 5k
so we can close the case


please after bail do you have to the same amount again to close the case

i want to pay the money but some thing is telling that some body is using me as an office

i want to know

because i dey fear after this i will be asked to pay again for my freedom

cc lalastical and seun

if you the missed the overrated artists in Nigeria post where davido was at the 2nd position here is the link

https://www.nairaland.com/3713880/five-most-overrated-nigerian-artistes


in that thread the op made a point

and I did a little research and the op was right






I hope the op watched at lest 15videos from Tim Westwood TV channel

after watching a lot of video on there channel

here are the reasons he failed the Tim Westwood TV freestyle

1. u can't use full brown pigin English on a trap,rnb,rap beat if u think na lie go studio and see for yourself

it also applies to using a pure English
on 9ja beat


if you think say na lie go watch tyga wizkid don't dull freestyle on Tim Westwood TV

still watching more videos for more reasons thanks to glo 4g sim

concerning the title of this post I dey house come and beat me

karma they said is a b,itch

am among those people that use to take e-fight to any body that bad mouth diamond bank customer care

the bad service and etc

today I hope they gave me the taste of my own medicine


imagine me oooo

I want to pay for two items on Jumia

via jumiapay

I was debit 11k and and the payment was not successful

so I contacted the Jumia customer care the first guy was sharp and friendly after like 4days he wrote me back that he will upgrade the issue to tier 2 or some thing like that .

bom! to the tier 2 and the guy assigned to assist me did his work Very well

after he called me and said I should go to my bank and fill the dispense error form

my first time of hearing such


as a fast guy i enter nl and search for dispense error form o my gosh

all the bad experiences are all from diamond bank PLC

I checked the year of the post and it was 2015-2016

I said to myself we are in 2017

i can't have such experience


so today i entered my bank
diamond bank

I went to a lady I saw beside the cc and she is a staff there and explain things to her she directed me to the operator manager

I waited like 30minutes before the young man could have my time I explain things to him he directed me to a woman I guess the customer care this time I approached her

greet her

good afternoon ma

am here for dispense error form

and she gave me the can't you see am busy with other people look

so I maintain my cool after like 25mins

she was done with the lady she was attending to

now it is my turn

and I greeted the woman again

good afternoon ma

I need the dispense error form

she didn't utter a word

I repeated again madam I came for the dispense error form I got debited for over two for a service which did not go through

behold the woman keep mute as if I was talking to a ghost the lady I met earlier even noticed

I waited like 10minutes there and another customer came and the customer didn't even greet her sef

and requested from her to check his account balance for him

and behold this woman asked him for his account number


I can't stand this shit anymore
I left the banking hall and went to another branch


am still there now

I can't just understand why a big bank like diamond bank will only have one customer care representative to serve over thousands customers at there branches


the customer care guy here you can see it from his eyes am tired please get me a second here

greatnaija01:
she is playing you like nairabet
return the game o with bet9ja

FIRST TO DO NO DEY PAIN O

dump her ass

while kill urself over one fish when there are many in the oceans


find other girl in time

dhtml18:
This is what I am suspecting based on experience:
1. The client is a very experienced person and knows exactly what he wants.
2. The client has come across a real whiz like me and knows the PROS and CONS of everything
3. The client got in touch with our OP and gave him what the OP sees as a good offer (and OP jumps at it)
4. The client then decides to make OP do it the hard way

Note: all this is just an assumption mind you, but it does happen

hahaha

1,2,3 are so fxxxing true but am so equal to the task anyway he agreed to extend the deadline

please I have this project I need to complete in less than 2months but the client insist that I develop every thing from scratch

I have found like two frameworks that can help get the website ready in two weeks or less


I have tried explaining things to him but he still insist


project type : forum website


please fellow devs

apart from fast delivery is there any other advantage I should convince him

he had a little knowledge in cpl

pH people and scam Zulu dey wouldn't pay u after u waste ur time with them

I have 6 already made script

last year I lost over 40 free instrumental and free beats

because of hard drive issue


so I have decided to keep u guys updates with my free beats here on nl

once I update if u see a beat u are ok with it holla me for the raw file fl studio only


note: free beat but I still own the credit

last year I lost over 40 free instrumental and free beats

because of had drive issue


so I have decided to keep u guys updates with my free beats here on nl

once I update if u see a beat u are ok with it holla me for the raw file fl studio only


note: free beat but I still own the credit

hahaha

B

DonHummer:
who I help?
I don't need to tell anyone anything, bt doing something just for attention is nonsense to me, if he truly were concerned about the guys situation he wouldn't even have time to ask his friend to be taking pictures. he already had in mind what he will be doing with the pictures before making the move and one of them is to post it on social media to gain popularity

u must be a c programmer coz ur brain is in void

poster above is junior brother to lia Mohammed

Nigeria neglect people because they are not putting on suit

php developer if u don't mind I live at nnewi

08161392463

if the coder didn't instruct u it scam

I don't live in those area but I can build it for under 4days

08161392463 anambra state

they dont program sim card rather they program ussd

ready and working perfectly