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CelebritiesRe: Ayobami Peller Slams Man Trying To Toast Naomi Peller, Her 11-Year-Old Daughter by silkytouch(m):
Shey you be modern mum na...
You neva start to de issue warnings, at 11 the only pages I knew were those of my notebooks and textbooks.

You carry phone give small girl wey never reach teen age sef come de para.

All I see is ant infested firewood...you know the rest.
CelebritiesRe: MI Abaga And Osagie Quarrel On Pulse Show (Video) by silkytouch(m):
Not a proper way to conduct an interview, looks like his intention was just to piss M.I off.
Can he talk to Olamide like that?
Can he talk to Phyno like that?
Can he talk to Davido/Wizkid like that?

Very obvious he doesnt have respect for M.I
How come the "street" no longer regards M.I?
Na cos say him short?

I would have just walked out of that ambush called interview!

M.I the Microphone magician take heart, no Champion for ever.
CelebritiesRe: See How They Make Se,xx Scene In Nollywood Movie 18+ by silkytouch(m): 10:24pm On Sep 05, 2017
No clicks for u

CelebritiesRe: Veteran Actress Bimbo Akintola And Yemi Blaq Weds Secretly In Ibadan Today – See by silkytouch(m): 10:20pm On Sep 05, 2017
If I click eh? Make my hand bend! tongue

HealthRe: For Men Only: Which Is The Best.... Healthwise by silkytouch(m): 6:01pm On Sep 05, 2017
B
The scrotal sack reacts to body temperature, when a guy's body temperature is high, his balls hang low, a bit farther from the body. On the ther hand when his temp is low, maybe cos the weather is chilly, the balls crawl up to get some warmth from the body.

All these are just the body's way of keeping the reproductive organ and its components (testes and sperm cells) in the most favorable condition.

When you wear A or C the balls dont have the freedom to move about when the weather calls for it.

B it is...
CrimeRe: Dog Thieves Caught, Flogged & Paraded Half Naked In Yenagoa (photos) by silkytouch(m): 5:31pm On Sep 05, 2017
Na wa oO
See as boys don use hunger and agro wey de their eye brutalise these niggies...check out lumps!!

But...which kind dogs go gree make thieves comes thief them? A whole security officer of the animal kingdom!

Lazy dog, see as en even pose yakata for the thief body. grin
FoodRe: Nigerian Girl Who Hasn't Eaten For The Past 3 Days Cries Out by silkytouch(m): 5:20pm On Sep 05, 2017
HausaOverlord:
She never eat for 3 days but she get phone and mobile data to upload vid for YouTube abi. Make she sell the phone use the money buy one bagco sack of garri problem solved.

Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious; Why You Shouldn't Shoot With Unclad Babies (pics) by silkytouch(m): 5:10pm On Sep 05, 2017
parrotchick:
6.disgusting tho

TV/MoviesRe: 50+ Examples Of Cartoon Logic That Will Make You Facepalm by silkytouch(m): 5:01pm On Sep 05, 2017
Very funny compilation.
In cartoons, everything is allowed.
Upon all de beating wey Tom de receive for Jerry hand, en no de ever die!
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho Earned N156 Million On 'who Wants To Be A Millionaire' by silkytouch(m): 3:31pm On Sep 05, 2017
Evaberry:
...

A million naira Monthly and he doesn't own a house or have any tangible investment


Give that money to Mazi Ebuka and watch how he transforms himself into a billionaire


Frank is a disgrace to all hardworking men
This must be NwamAikpe posing as a female.
Am I right or am I right?

CrimeRe: Breaking News:young Beautiful Lady Used For Money Rituals by silkytouch(m): 5:05am On Sep 05, 2017
This news is about 3 years old.
CelebritiesRe: Tayo Faniran’s Sons Are So Cute! (Photo) by silkytouch(m): 7:49pm On Sep 04, 2017
Little Alexis Sanchez on the right.
RomanceRe: How Does A P**ssy Taste Like = GUYS ONLY by silkytouch(m): 7:47pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy I wanna slide into your PM...
Is it tiled or you have a concrete floor?
RomanceRe: How Does A P**ssy Taste Like = GUYS ONLY by silkytouch(m): 6:41pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
Jez 18
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Jez?
18 is jez?
Why you mean na?
RomanceRe: How Does A P**ssy Taste Like = GUYS ONLY by silkytouch(m): 6:34pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
Jez join d queue..u never can tell u might be the lucky one
Well, how many are there on the queue already?
Patience might be a virtue but its a really frustrating virtue, could make a young brother grow grey hairs in the wrong places at the wrong time...

Wey I de hope to go watch Super Eagles match with you sef...

RomanceRe: How Does A P**ssy Taste Like = GUYS ONLY by silkytouch(m): 6:20pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
No I haven't..my bf tells me that when he sucks mine
Your bf?
Why u no come tell me since na?
embarassed cry
cry cry
cry

RomanceRe: How Does A P**ssy Taste Like = GUYS ONLY by silkytouch(m): 6:07pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
A clean pussy smells like onion and its tasteless grin
Dont tell me you ve tasted one Juddy.

RomanceRe: How Does A P**ssy Taste Like = GUYS ONLY by silkytouch(m): 6:05pm On Sep 04, 2017
jonaifame22:
Salty when unwashed and tasteless when washed, and sometimes I think it smells like onions, mostly when it's hairy!
Legendary!!
You ve seen it all, tasted it all...
You know what the hell you are saying!
You know your onions bros!
I concur!!!

CelebritiesRe: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by silkytouch(m): 5:12pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
Am too good to be deceived with little love na,deceive me with big love nna
Are you sure you are good for big love?
This Ofe uha expertise you claim sef, who can vouch for you?
Who we go ask?
Who go shortee for you?
I cant go offloading my big love on a wrong site...

CelebritiesRe: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by silkytouch(m): 5:06pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
Am too good to be deceived with little love na,deceive me with big love nna
Hmmmm...lemme see

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid: If I Die Today, I Die A Legend by silkytouch(m): 4:58pm On Sep 04, 2017
This guy is about to do a Da-Grin on his fans..."if I die, make u no cry for me"
Why is he talking about death?
Maybe he knows something we dont...

CelebritiesRe: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by silkytouch(m): 4:56pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
Lmfao
You make special delicacies for me...
I get you those things girls usually like whenever I'm coming over...
Deceive you with a little love...
All the while your snail shall be strictly in your fierce care...

CelebritiesRe: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by silkytouch(m): 4:40pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
Yes oh
You get any guy wey de deceive you with love presently?
I want to fill in that position for my stomach sake...

CelebritiesRe: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by silkytouch(m): 4:29pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
grin
Do you know how to prepare Ofe Uha with tosso nnama?

CelebritiesRe: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by silkytouch(m): 4:18pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
That's my posture baby..ma legs ain't bad
Damn!! shocked

Now why you gon go do that?
Now why you gon go do that?

@ur dp!!

You are alright girl...you are alright!
CelebritiesRe: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by silkytouch(m): 2:30pm On Sep 04, 2017
SUPOL:
so someone cannot express herself again...nawa 4 una oo
Of course they can, but there are no gurantees that there wouldnt be any reactions to such expressions.

You feel me?

CelebritiesRe: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by silkytouch(m): 2:22pm On Sep 04, 2017
Jeezuzpick:
shocked shocked shocked

Ohhhhh maaaan...... I had to go look......

I need eye drop!

CelebritiesRe: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by silkytouch(m): 2:20pm On Sep 04, 2017
Pweetyjuddy:
My ever crush
You are beautiful Juddy, but whats up with your legs?

CelebritiesRe: Phyno's New Look & Style Is Just Amazing - See Pictures by silkytouch(m): 2:18pm On Sep 04, 2017
Mariinee:
Phyno is hot hot. kiss
I wouldn't mind a one-night stand grin
With you looking like that? I am sure he would mind.

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