Jobs/Vacancies › Re: More Writers Are Needed For Long-term Project by silkytouch(m): 7:30am On Aug 12, 2017 |
You guys sound exaclty like those Bengalese on Freelancerdotcom, dishing out the strictest and stiffest rules with laughable pay. You dont have to sound so hard on your adverts to drive home a point. If you threaten people with no pay for a poorly written content, you really would have problems having long term writers on your payroll. Show that you can be a good employer and you are sure to have good employees. |
Business › Re: Which Business Can I Start With 2million Naira. by silkytouch(m): 9:48am On Aug 07, 2017 |
With ¼ of that money you can start something that brings steady weekly income, then you can make and execute bigger plans using that springboard.
In two years' time with a little luck you would have more than 2 branches wherever your location happens to be.
You will have to carry out a little survey of areas and locations around you. A choice area would be a place almost always busy: students presence, residential buildings, offices, hostels, market place.
A Bet9ja shop situated at a place with some or all these things would give you an income of between 80-150k weekly.
I can break it down a little further if you like. |
Business › Re: Lady Ordered For A Transparent Chair On Amazon And Got This (Photos) by silkytouch(m): 8:59pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
Okoyiboz3: Chair is chair
This exactly is the same thing that happened to Nigerians when we ordered change.
We had a chair and wanted a bigger chair. APC promised us change and we ended up sitting on the floor. Hahahahahahahaha!!! Lmfao!! Talk about breaking things down in layman's terms. You painted a very clear picture. LOL!! |
Politics › Re: DSP Sagir Usman Shugaba: A Cute Nigeria Police Officer (Photos) by silkytouch(m): 6:40pm On Jul 25, 2017 |
MAYOWAAK: I am sure Nigerian leaders watched the swearing in of the American President last year. The President Elect, Donald Trump, was seen in the rain carrying his own umbrella by himself and every other big man or woman did the same thing. And when the ceremony was over, the outgoing Vice President, Joe Bidden, just went to the Amtrack train station, boarded the train like everybody else and went home. There was no fanfare. His life had returned to normal again.
In our dear country, security men must pull the chair for the President or Governor to sit down so that his gubernatorial fingers are not soiled by the pulling of the chair. And when he gets to the podium to speak a policeman or soldier stands behind him, ramrod straight like a flag pole. When leaders of sane and decent speak and addresses a crowd do you see any bodyguard standing behind them? Their security arrangement is discreet but effective. Exactly, because they know what they are doing, not our very own "eye service". Unfortunately this dirt aint going away anytime soon. This is just sad...a high ranking police officer holding a civilian's bag and phone. |
Celebrities › Re: Tony Tetuila Blasted By Fans For Trying To Look Golden by silkytouch(m): 1:01pm On Jul 25, 2017 |
Randyhot: And yet tony is far richer and famous than most if not their entire generations put together!!
Stupid fools!! Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well..if its looking like a mad man or whatever keeps fetching him the money and recognitions then let him take the mad looks to a whole new level..
I wouldnt mind doing same to escape not having, ignorance and stupidity that most of you are so trapped in. What's wealth and fame got to do with anything? Ass licker |
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity And Match Making by silkytouch(m): 9:16am On Jul 24, 2017 |
Ngo40: Lol....did you a "world of favor"? Interesting statement, but that's not my business.... Yes...it's a small world after all. Oh I try to imagine how I will react....i probably will be in a state of shock for a moment thinking, "I finally, finally made it to my other home!"
Oh look at my moniker....my name is partially revealed there.... My name is quite common. Seen it several times here in NL. My entire name is Igbo.....my dad's tribe  World of Favor...an unrivalled kindness, one she was sure I couldnt payback and one she did when no one was looking. She was the good Samarithan in flesh and blood. You wouldnt know how to react till you get here, there wouldnt be any spoilers from me though, I wouldnt want to dilute the fun. Yeah, I figured your moniker could be what you just comfirmed it to be. It's quite a common Igbo name. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity And Match Making by silkytouch(m): 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Ngo40: Hi brother, LOL...no I have never been a resident of anywhere in Lagos or in Nigeria. Unfortunately, I've never stepped foot on the continent of Africa. I'm currently working on traveling to Nigeria though and will be seeing my relatives for the first time!
Born and raised in the U.S.. Love that you named a city and year, but I was finishing up my final years of college around the times you stated and hadn't been traveling anywhere.
But I get that a lot from folks..here in the U.S. saying I resemble someone they know. You know the saying, "Everybody has a twin!" Everybody looks like somebody on this planet...I just probably happen to have features similar to the person you once knew (which would make sense since I have a mixture of features from both sides of genes)...(black American and Nigerian)  Lovely. I appreciate the extensive response detailing everything I needed to know. The person you remind me of did me a world of favor and I never got the chance to say "Thank You". Well, it is a small world, she might stumble upon this thread. Yeah, we all have that person who shares all of our features, though I am yet to see mine  You havent stepped a foot in Africa? Hmmm...I bet you cant wait to explore all that mother Africa has to offer Did your Nigerian parent happen to give you any of our native names? Would love to know what it is...  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity And Match Making by silkytouch(m): 5:46am On Jul 23, 2017 |
Ngo40: Hmmmm.....brother I don't think that was an appropriate method at all. I believe in being practical in one's faith (in many aspects), but the whole situation just was "off". God has said to do things decently and in order. What he could've done is have a seminar for young people on "How to prepare for marriage by first letting God work on you" sort of thing.... Something that would introduce biblical principles for marriage...
In our quests to get people quickly married, we make some terrible mistakes that lead to grave consequences. Too many people are "mated" but not "matched". It's God who ultimately lets a man know who should be his bride....and He (God) doesn't need "our" help  My take.... Hello, were you ever a resident Of Orile Iganmu (Lagos State) around 1998-2000? You really look like someone I used to know there. |
Politics › Re: Enugu Flooded After Heavy Rainfall (Photos) by silkytouch(m): 12:14am On Jul 22, 2017 |
Narldon: Flooding...
Global warming...
They Don't want to do anything about it..
Issorite.. Narldon! What's a brother gon' do to get you to say Hi back? |
Romance › Re: ******Most Endowned Nairalanders 2017 ***** by silkytouch(m): 6:43pm On Jul 21, 2017 |
NLSnow: inmyopeenion is endowed at the front.
http://nairaland.com/inmyopeenion
It seems no one is interested in participating, well if that as the case then this might be the last moniker I will be dropping. ...and she is beautiful too |
Romance › Re: Men Always Leave Me After Having Their Way The First by silkytouch(m): 10:54pm On Jul 18, 2017 |
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Travel › Re: Driver, Passengers Land In A Ditch While Running Away From Road Officials.Photos by silkytouch(m): 3:00pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
Narldon:
 I like you Narldon, I would love to be friends with you. |
Crime › Re: Hoodlums Who Rob Women During Early Morning Jogging Arrested In Imo .Photos by silkytouch(m): 6:08am On Jul 14, 2017 |
conductor14: Hold still let me measure the velocity of your Yoruba moozlem cone head.  Hahahahahaha!! Where did they get u from? Some Nairalanders are just damn crazy. I don laugh tire!! |
Crime › Re: Man Beats Lady At A Fuel Station After Quarrel. Photos by silkytouch(m): 3:01pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Lalas247: Will you gerrout of here n go celebrate ur birthday  LOL! Sleep de ya eye? Get in here and organize the birthday. |
Crime › Re: Man Beats Lady At A Fuel Station After Quarrel. Photos by silkytouch(m): 2:44pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Lalas247: If this was abroad as soon as the man touches her About 10 men will jump and beat the hell out of him ... Trust me .. slap or touch a lady UK or USA watch what happens Africans be staring like goats instead to seperate them  See as his throwing her about taking if shirt for a lady mtcheew useless man Lies! If it had happened abroad you'd ve said if it were in Naija...bla bla bla. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Cleric Meets Man Above 130 Years (Photos) by silkytouch(m): 4:07pm On Jun 30, 2017 |
Papiikush: Grace?
Lol...i rather die at 80 than live that long Be careful what you wish for. You might be surprisingly strong and agile by that age, watching your grand and great grand kids play and goof around might change your view of a what a fulfilled life truly is. |
Family › Re: Fifteen Stupid Things A Wife Can Do To Mess Up Her Marriage!!! by silkytouch(m): 3:06pm On Jun 30, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: One Killed As Rival Cult Groups Clash In Ugep, Cross River (Graphic Photos) by silkytouch(m): 3:00pm On Jun 30, 2017 |
Damn! I know this dude. A hair stylist based in Owerri, recently moved back to Cali. |
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Shades Ice Prince & Phyno, Says They Wear Fake Designer Wristwat by silkytouch(m): 8:19pm On Jun 28, 2017 |
He just gave Phyno an idea for a new track. Phyno will spit peppery bars in his eyes. |
Events › Re: Wedding Photos Of The 50-Year-Old Lady Who Has Never Been Married by silkytouch(m): 9:05pm On Jun 26, 2017 |
Ulomoney: Seriously, how foolish can you be? Out of curiosity, what is the extend? Extent. |
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans' Wife, Uchenna Onwuamadike Cries & Begs Nigerians (Photo) by silkytouch(m): 5:15pm On Jun 17, 2017 |
azimibraun: where in the whole story did you read that the woman on her own initiated a kidnap and collected ransom? The late Christopher Wallace once said " Keep your family and business completely separated" Evans underrated the rule and now see his family is suffering a bad fate.
THE 10 CRACK COMMANDMENT: Rule 7. 1. Never let no one know, how much dough you hold 2. Never let 'em know your next move 3. Never trust nobody 4. Never get high on your own supply...... 5. Never sell no crack where you rest at 6. That go*damn credit? Dead it. You think a crackhead paying you back, sh*t forget it 7. (This rule is so underrated) Keep your family and business completely separated 8. Never keep no weight on you 9. (Should have been number 1 to Biggie) If you ain't gettin' bags, stay the f*ck from police 10. If you ain't got the clientele say h*ll no Its the ten crack commandment WHAT!!! |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Raise Over N2M In 8 Hours To Honour Slain Hero, Sergeant Iboko by silkytouch(m): 9:20am On Jun 12, 2017 |
idu1: RIP sir.
But what makes him leave the post where he had enough cover for himself and adequate advantage to kill those thieves is what I still don't get. Fear, Panic, Chaos! Sporadic gunshots. He might have thought there were 10s of them and given that he just downed of them, flight becomes a reasonable option, lest they all descend on him there. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido: I Love Gin And Blow Jobs - Singer Reveals In New Interview by silkytouch(m): 6:03pm On Jun 06, 2017 |
Sensual: *getting my mouth ready* 
Quote me, and get d*ck cancer  Look at your long face! |
Crime › Re: The Lady Who Raised Alarm That Made Residents Lynch Ghanaian Soldier To Death by silkytouch(m): 5:12pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
PhilipGallagher: Your IQ is lower, for not noticing the picture of the lady assisting in the burning of the soldier. Is it Stupid day on Nairaland today? The article says she was arrested for raising alarm that got the guy lynched because she saw a gun on him. It is possible that the neighborhood's got a bad reputation for armed robbery and she simply did what anybody else would have done. Dont jumb on the bandwagon, think for yourself. God didnt fill your head with sour sop, its brain in there. |
Crime › Re: The Lady Who Raised Alarm That Made Residents Lynch Ghanaian Soldier To Death by silkytouch(m): 5:07pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
larrybee2017: I could have replied you but then I realise you are "everywhere you go" no one with common sense will be. You could have replied me? So what did you just do? Learn not to insult people without provocation, else you will get into trouble for it soon. Have a nice...rest of your day. |
Crime › Re: The Lady Who Raised Alarm That Made Residents Lynch Ghanaian Soldier To Death by silkytouch(m): 4:49pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
larrybee2017: Like seriously where your brain dey? A woman raised alarm over nothing. Was he caught trying to break into a house or was he caught harrasing someone? Did you even watch the video to see the way the poor man was killed like a snake? Please don't type if you can't think Quick to insult just to make a statement. You are slow and you got a really low IQ. |
Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane Arrested In The US For Fraud & Theft (See Mugshot) by silkytouch(m): 4:10pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
First is was Sauce kid now krane? 
These bìtches are broke, they just flaunt on social media like they are worth shìt.
I just pity these young, stupid and myopic youths we have nowadays dumping school for music thinking because others have done it they can and succeed too.
Bìtch you go carry coke last last and them go arrest you
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Health › Re: Good Samaritan Pays N1.2m Hospital Bills For Poor Patients In Imo State by silkytouch(m): 1:21pm On May 31, 2017 |
MODAFOKA!! |
Crime › Re: Man Who Tried To Steal A Vehicle In Computer Village Caught (Photos) by silkytouch(m): 1:18pm On May 31, 2017 |
Sensual: you're too stuupid for a guy, what might be the problem? I see you want us to go back and forth, nairaland way. Just sort yourself out, you are obviously always angry. It is a big load on your heart and it kills. Calm your nerves and have a nice day. |
Crime › Re: Man Who Tried To Steal A Vehicle In Computer Village Caught (Photos) by silkytouch(m): 10:30am On May 31, 2017 |
Sensual: I was exaggerating. something you wouldn't understand since you lack the capacity to do so. now quit quoting me  You were actually being sarcastic there not exaggerating...you are too angry for a lady, what might be the problem? |
Politics › Re: Politicians Hire Marabouts, Pastors To Pray For Buhari’s Death: Lauretta Onochie by silkytouch(m): 11:35am On May 22, 2017 |
Kondomatic: Remove me from this your we.
I know from day one that the blood of innocent corpers will not allow him a moment peaceful rest. I was a serving Corp member in Katsina State (Baure LGA) in 2011 when he lost the Presidential election to GEJ. I and my lodge mates ran for our lives, it was chaos and I didnt come back till after 2 months. Lots of Corp members died because this man couldnt accept defeat. |
Crime › Re: Police In Edo Chain Man To Their Hilux, Drag Him Along The Road (Photos, Video) by silkytouch(m): 4:59pm On May 16, 2017 |
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