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ITbomb:
Nice blog there with good stories
Why is it not bringing in money for you with your dedication

If pornhub could replace a laptop for a fan, Tecno can do better

When I am not Linda Ikeji... Small small change dey enter sha..

MARKone:
Hahahaha for a moment, I thought I was reading a story from naijasinglegirl. Sorry OP, but why you sef dey carry phone enter toilet every time ehn....he even post picture of himself inside toilet . As u dey carry the phone enter toilet every time, Techno fit claim u don void the warranty, hence they won't help you, due to the kind smell wey go dey hammer the phone, maybe na the shock sef make the phone jump inside water(suicide). I hope the receipt no follow fall inside the toilet water, so as to authenticate the proof of purchase when Techno contact you. Ndo.

Lol, you're so harsh, but na everybody dey carry phone go toilet na... I pray hope they contact me do.

Dear Tecno Mobile,

I'm writing this letter with excessive sweating all over my body, which implies i'm unhappy. I'm a big fan of Tecno Products, i admire their brand, for the fact that it's not longer referred to as "Chinko". I remember how i feel in love with Tecno products, it was in my final year in school, i was still managing my Blackberry Bold 2, my female friend brought her Tecno Phantom, i fell in love with the phone, it was fabulous, i was jealous of her cos it was her sugar daddy that actually bought the phone for her, i don't have sugar daddy cos i'm a boy and i don't have the luxury to buy such an expensive phone. Ever since that day i began to google Tecno products, i was delighted i did, that was how i found out about Tecno Phantom Pad Mini, it was love at first sight. After reading the full specifications, i fell deeper in love with it but no money to buy it, the price tag was N35,000, where do i want to get that?

So i started saving up also hoping that the price would have been reduced before i gather the money together. It wasn't easy at all, i would have to save upto 60% of my feeding allowance all because of Tecno Phantom Pad Mini. I was so obsessed with it, to the extent that i saved the image on my phone. After 3 months of depriving myself of good food, good clothes and clubbing, i was able to raise N30,000. I had to sell my blackberry to make it complete, luckily for me the price of the phone was reduced to exact amount. I was so happy to have raised the money, cos the journey wasn't easy, it wasn't easy at all ooo.

Finally, finally, i bought the phone, i was so happy, i was on top of the world, even though there was no money for subscription, i was still happy. I made some of my friends and hostel mates jealous, i earned little respect from haters, i had pride, i don't allow anybody to touch my phone anyhow. I was so crazy in love with my phone, i was always flaunting it in lecture room, come and see beefing. Selfies nko? I became a selfie freak, taking selfies everyday, even in the toilet.

I enjoyed blogging with the phone, i'm a blogger and blogging has never been that easy for me like that, i had to abandon my laptop for my phone, writing of stories became so easy and interesting for me, i don't need laptop to write fiction & non-fiction stories and publish them on my blog, everything was done on my Tecno Phantom Pad Mini. I became so attached to my phone.

8 months later, i was in the toilet reading some articles on my phone for a job interview i'm suppose to attend the following day. I just don't know what came over me, i was so careless and my beloved phone fell into a bucket of water. I screamed, i cried, forget about big boys don't cry, seriously i cried like a christmas goat. I was restless, i couldn't sleep, my mum blamed me, i was just crying. The next day i took it to an engineer, i got a bad news, i was told the phone was beyond repair. I cried, did you know why i cried? I cried because i starved myself to buy the phone, i cried because my haters will mock me and i also cried because of my blogging and stories saved on my phone, everything were all gone. I took the phone to 3 different engineers, i was told the same bad news.

I missed my Tecno Phantom Pad Mini, i don't have the luxury to buy the phone presently cos i'm just a fresh graduate, unemployed and no more allowances. Tecno Mobile, i write to you to please help my situation, i'm frustrated already, i am already attached to my Tecno Phone, i missed selfie, BBM, Instagram and every other beauty that comes with the phone. Portable blogging has been difficult for me, writing of stories is not interesting anymore. I missed my TECNO PHONE. Tecno Mobile please come to my aid and assist me, na beg i dey beg.


Tosin Silverdam

floragregs:
She has always been pretty. @silverdam, I have a feeling that u are a future transgender.

Eeeeeewww! God forbid... I'm a real man

rokiatu:
You better be grateful you have a di...ck. do you know the Complications that come with having a VA. G.n.al? Having sex for the first time is very painful, when the di..ck too big it becomes pain for us, let's not go to giving birth sef shi...t is dang painful. When we are not wet during sex na whala for us.And yes every month it bleeds.


I am glad proud and happy to have one....... But be happy yours is a di. .ck.....you don't get to experience much pain.

But you guys have easy access to prosperity, although boys run the world.

Gosh, this girl don lost her virginity tey tey, look at her iyeri skirt, she doesn't even look like a learner.

She's changed sha, she now owns a mansion... Sometimes I wonder why God gave me penis, he should have given me virgina. The power of Virgina, it controls millions if you use it well....

xamuel17:
she looks like a village igbeke in the outfit. . no offense tho

No offence taken, you're absolutely right but you and other posters above forgot or refused to wish her Happy birthday.

So this Davido's errand boy too is dating a billionaire's daughter. Davido's influence..

Chikebrain, Can you buy 1500 airtime? MTN

Too bad the cleavage now belongs to another woman's husband. I guess this is why he left his wife...

Stella Damasus and her snatchee are both scared of coming back to Nigeria. Them carry their adultery from Nigeria go America. Shame, shame, shame....

Code213:
Rubbish!!! we don't!!!

You don't not 'we don't', do you even stay in Lagos sef? Enemy of progress, keep wallowing in envy from your village.

SLIDEwaxie:
She's ugly

Goddex:
[size=13pt]Sorry OP, the woman looks ugly.

The husband's fat and shapeless head is another . . . . I love his smiles though.[/size]

Oloriburuku ni awon people (TANOID) yii sha....

musing2:
Seriously, who cares.

Take panadol before you loose it.

Lagosians care....




Lagosians need to meet our upcoming firstlady.

With the declaration of the All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate as the winner of the April 11 gubernatorial polls, Lagos state has a new first lady in Mrs. Bolanle Patience Ambode, the wife of Akinwunmi Ambode, the governor-elect. ENCOMIUM Weekly takes a peep into her world…

HER EARLY DAYS AND EDUCATION

She was born into the Odukomaiya family in Epe, Lagos, on February 15, 1964. She attended St. Theresa’s College, Ibadan, Oyo, for her secondary school and Lagos State University (LASU), Ojo, Lagos, where she graduated in Physics/Mathematics for her first degree in 1989 and later Masters degree (MSc) in Public Administration in 1994.

HER WORK AND BUSINESS LIFE

Mrs. Ambode worked in many places before she started her confectionary business. She started as a staffer of the now defunct People’s Bank of Nigeria before she left to join Instant Finance Nigeria Limited and later Aguagem Consulting.

Before starting her bakery business, she travelled to Israel to attend short courses in Bakery Technology. Today, she is the Managing Director and Chief Executive Officer of Rehoboth Chops and Confectioneries Limited. The Rehoboth bread is said to be very popular among Lagosians.

HOW SHE MET HER HUSBAND

[/b]She met her husband during her university days at LASU. Her husband, now Lagos governor-elect, was then working in Ojo Local Government Council, Ojo. They got married in 1991 and the marriage is blessed with twins – a boy and a girl.

[b]HER CHARITY WORK

Mrs. Ambode is also said to be a consummate and cheerful giver who has, for some years now, been donating to many motherless babies homes in and around Lagos metropolis.

http://encomium.ng/meet-your-new-lagos-state-first-lady-bolanle-ambode-all-the-first-ladies-since-1999/

enoqueen:
U no see person yab, he come be genny of all people.

U go hear ram.

Who is she? She no be human being? Is she bigger than Buhari abi Mama Peace (PEJ) wey we dey yab ni?

Can't she afford it ni? See the way you people dey yab her

I can't see Kaffy in this picture, all I see are 3 boys posing for selfie. Although the one in the middle has a long hair, the face looks like a faded mannequin sha.

So what is wrong with it?

DangoteSon:
OPTIONS:
1st body

Fabric
CD Player
Air bags complete
Alloy Wheel
4Cylinder
Factory AC
Auto Transmission .
car is available for viewing...
price 780k...fixed..quick sale...08113978592
bb 24be4a2d

Scammer!!!

German Juice Crooner and Jude Okoye’s record
label’s first lady, Cynthia Morgan during a chat
with Jayne Augoy has revealed that the most
expensive item she has is a wristwatch and the wristwatch cost her N12m. Hear her;

I am crazy about colognes and wrist watches.
The most expensive item in my wardrobe is a
wristwatch which cost me N12m.



http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2015/04/i-have-n12m-wristwatch-cynthia-morgan.html?m=1