Nairaland General › Breaking News! by sima(op): 6:40pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
OMG!  did u guys hear?? All living organism has to evacuate the earth to planet mars within five days Most domestic animals included n' some wild animals so our food chain wont be disturbed. . . Some monkeys on NL like  wont be included (i didnt say anything oO) so gather ur family members n' lets board d Spaceship  . . dont forget to exclude ur haters Oo  You wont be needing any clothings because we will all be naked  . . n' everybody will be equal  BUT!, there will be only one superior amongs all of una. . which will be [size=20pt]SIMA[/size] (i mean, duh! who didnt see dat coming  ) i heard all this on CNN news. . . dis is increadible we will have the oppotunity to start a new life. . . i wonder who my husband will be dere. . Oh yea, Opslag! n' trust mi. . i will have lots n' lots of slaves. . . wow! Get ready ya'll! i've packed all my luggages n' all  I'm set to go (ODABO!) But does anyone want to ride with mi??  |
Jokes Etc › Re: A New Id Suggestion by sima(f): 11:03am On Nov 24, 2008 |
hihihihihihihihi  |
Jokes Etc › Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sima(f): 11:03am On Nov 24, 2008 |
;d  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas Ma Dear Sista"s And Brothas by sima(f): 11:02am On Nov 24, 2008 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: A Glass Of Milk by sima(f): 11:01am On Nov 24, 2008 |
mi too  |
Jokes Etc › Re: A New Id Suggestion by sima(f): 11:00am On Nov 24, 2008 |
hohohohoho  |
Jokes Etc › Re: More Funnies! by sima(f): 11:00am On Nov 24, 2008 |
me eleven  |
Jokes Etc › Re: :::short Jokes::: by sima(f): 10:59am On Nov 24, 2008 |
i'm not tellin u jor  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by sima(f): 10:58am On Nov 24, 2008 |
this gif above mi is obviously confused. . . .  |
Jokes Etc › Re: A New Id Suggestion by sima(f): 10:55am On Nov 24, 2008 |
:p ;d |
Forum Games › Re: The Game Start With The Last Word Prt 2 by sima(f): 10:54am On Nov 24, 2008 |
thing which u dont have  |
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? Part 2 by sima(f): 10:54am On Nov 24, 2008 |
we? |
Forum Games › Re: What Type Of Animal Does The Nairalander Above You Represent And Why? by sima(f): 10:53am On Nov 24, 2008 |
louse  because he is one  |
Jokes Etc › Re: More Funnies! by sima(f): 10:51am On Nov 24, 2008 |
mi nine  |
Jokes Etc › Re: A Conversation Before Marriage: by sima(f): 10:51am On Nov 24, 2008 |
**New discussion**  |
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Sylve & Clem by sima(f): 10:50am On Nov 24, 2008 |
help mi ask am jare. .  |
Jokes Etc › Re: A New Id Suggestion by sima(f): 10:48am On Nov 24, 2008 |
mastrubating on my hair. .  azo is a real nasty boi  |
Jokes Etc › Re: :::short Jokes::: by sima(f): 10:47am On Nov 24, 2008 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas Ma Dear Sista"s And Brothas by sima(f): 10:46am On Nov 24, 2008 |
 :p |
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Sylve & Clem by sima(f): 10:44am On Nov 24, 2008 |
[quote author=by.dot link=topic=194344.msg3129214#msg3129214 date=1227519254]*sima, don't tell me u now lives in d zoo  [/quote]  who told u dat? d person's butt is all mine  |
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Sylve & Clem by sima(f): 10:44am On Nov 24, 2008 |
sylve11: ok, only that i'm hungry and i need tyty to prepare me some meal. awww. . . pele no worries, tyty go soon come  |
Jokes Etc › Re: PLEASE HELP by sima(f): 10:42am On Nov 24, 2008 |
of course. . i know u will  |
Jokes Etc › Re: PLEASE HELP by sima(f): 10:14am On Nov 24, 2008 |
turn something like what. .  |
Jokes Etc › Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sima(f): 10:09am On Nov 24, 2008 |
gud  |
Jokes Etc › Re: PLEASE HELP by sima(f): 10:06am On Nov 24, 2008 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Sylve & Clem by sima(f): 10:05am On Nov 24, 2008 |
@stan i'm gud mahn. . how're u too ?  [quote author=by.dot link=topic=194344.msg3129111#msg3129111 date=1227517313]salesmark ko tribalmark ni[/quote]hehe. . . u mean d tribalmark dat lion design 4 ur face abi  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Songs For My Fellow Nairalanders by sima(f): 10:00am On Nov 24, 2008 |
ehn ehn. . so na because u no get ur own home abi  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Letter To Obama From Your Ousin Festus Obama by sima(f): 9:59am On Nov 24, 2008 |
abi oO. .  |
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Sylve & Clem by sima(f): 9:58am On Nov 24, 2008 |
no o. . . . i heard it was his salesmark |
Jokes Etc › Re: PLEASE HELP by sima(f): 9:55am On Nov 24, 2008 |
Z! na. .  |
Forum Games › Re: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by sima(op): 9:54am On Nov 24, 2008 |
ole  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Songs For My Fellow Nairalanders by sima(f): 9:16am On Nov 24, 2008 |
gabrywyl: Opslag, Please. . . Abeg ooo. . Sima is married to Timmfikk. . .  awww. . gabby, u wan break my home |