mikkyangel:


hit me up via whats wit code...APPLE

How do I get your WhatsApp number please..can you text me on whatsapp?? I need 11 pro max urgently

Phone number please

New one is 57k on jumia

LeeMason:
Thank God she survived it. But why shoot a female when u can just threaten her and she'll still pee in her pants.

They should shoot a male abi..
Because males are gods..
Nigerians, which way!

estheremma:
.You are an idiot, when I wrote JAMB 20 years ago, I'm sure you were not born. Now run along and play with your mates. Fool

I don't know why nairaland don't have the screening technology,
You would have failed it while registering
Do u think that everybody is ur mate?
"Phool" !!

estheremma:
Must you use the SIM card, you registered with?

No, use the one u didn't register with..
MUMU

CityNGR:

Oru campus specifically.

Law students stay in PS

I'm partially sure that OP is a student of OOU

Abeg, who understand this kind oyinbo

; D

iLegendd:
If any serious man wants to read the book Michael is reading, to last longer in bed, drop your email and you'll get the free version.

Simileoluwakelvin@gmail.com

Ftc

First time in my life
Congratulations to me

U never add NEPA (PHCN) oo
Na curse them dey collect when they no bring light
And when them bring light.
Curses are dangerous too

This one no be double again oo
Na "4pul"

*how??

Tommy1054:
This isn't correct....
where's oou

OOU should be no 50 on the list..
School where transport is expensive
Expensive transport, yet, zero/few buses
Food is expensive
Uncivilized ago-iwoye
Wicked indigenes
Cultism at high stake
Security harassing students
Lining up at the gate
School gate to the school premises is a journey on its own
Zero electricity in the community
Zero network in the community
Zero water (well water everywhere)
Only few good lecture rooms and halls ( OGD BUILDING, TETFUND BUILDINGS) , not like the whole LLT (LECTURE THEATER I II III)
NO WI-FI CONNECTION


The school lacks basic amenities
OOU should in fact be on the last number

mikkyangel:
*7plus.....37k

Mr mikkeyangel, please how do I get a phone from you?

19grigri:
I thought deadline for collection of PVC has passed
This strike is actually the reason why I didn't collect PVC
I registered in school

U can still get it until February 8

FTC for the first time in my life
Halleluyah

luckynynin:
Please can you tell me any federal uni that has fast academic calendar and offers pharmacy




And poly that offers Science laboratory Technology with fast academic calendar

And mostly easy to get admission

*OLABISI ONABANJO UNIVERSITY*


Yabatech, but they are slow

In Zimbabwe, banknotes issued a few months ago(2008) are worth only a fraction of a percentage of what they were originally. The Zimbabwean $50 billion bill is worth 33 U.S. cents; and it takes 1.2 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars to make up about $4,000 U.S.

SCOTT SIMON, host: ..TEXT: This is how grave the economic crisis in Zimbabwe has become. Banknotes issued just a few months ago are not enough to buy even a single sheet of toilet tissue. And this week, the Mail & Guardian newspaper of South Africa reported that, in any case, there is no toilet tissue to be found in the stores of Zimbabwe. The Zimbabwean 50-billion-dollar note is worth just 33 U.S. cents. By the time you hear this, possibly even less than that. ..TEXT: The financial throes of Zimbabwe are so severe that officials have had to find new language to express it. This week, the Harare Herald advertised the Lotto bonanza prize being offered was 1.2 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars. Now, quadrillion is what comes after a trillion, and 1.2 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars are worth about 4,000 U.S. dollars. [POST-BROADCAST CORRECTION: If 50 billion Zimbabwe dollars are worth 33 U.S. cents, then 1.2 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars would be worth $8000.]

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Any OOU candidate?? Quote me pls

rafhell:
That's a fucking puff adder. One bite and you are dead in minutes.

About 100 mg is thought to be enough to kill a healthy adult human male, with death occurring after 25 hours.

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