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Politics / Re: Reuben Abati Releases Wikileak's Secret Documents On Buhari by simijames(m): 5:02pm On Dec 18, 2014
theV0ice:
i sympathise with these guys. it's difficult looking for dirt in distilled waters. thats the case with their search for anything incriminating on Buhari.

let them keep digging. meanwhile i found the below on a thread on NL. So sa.TANists, read it. maybe you'll find it useful for your schemes grin

please stop all dis unnecessary religious citations. Are dis people really guided by their religions?. cmon it's every man for himself and d well being of dia pockets. religion is just a garb, a glittering facade used to manipulate d masses
Sports / Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-17 WC Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 5th November 2013 by simijames(m): 6:13pm On Nov 05, 2013
adegwurulez: garba, naija mourinho
garba beta pass mourinho... lipsrsealed
adegwurulez: garba, naija mourinho
garba beta pass mourinho...
Sports / Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria: FIFA U-17 WC Semi-Final (0 - 3) On 5th November 2013 by simijames(m): 6:10pm On Nov 05, 2013
Chillisauce: Anytime I watch Nigerian match, we end up losing. Should I watch undecided
go sleep
Romance / Re: ''I Love You''. What Does It Really Mean by simijames(m): 7:38am On Nov 03, 2013
Kaylize76: "I've told you what you want to hear because you've been feeling insecure all these while" undecided
hmm so in most cases people don't really mean it
Romance / Re: ''I Love You''. What Does It Really Mean by simijames(m): 7:28am On Nov 03, 2013
Danhumprey: OP,the phrase "I love you",have to an extent,been bastadised these days. Nowaday,'I love you' mean,'I want to get into your pant' or 'I want you to spend your money on me. cheesy
na so we see am o. Ur toto is d see side of attraction
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Allows Me To Do Anything To Her But Does Not Allow Me To Kiss Her by simijames(m): 12:46pm On Nov 02, 2013
Andyblaze: Please this thing has been disturbing my mind and my relationship for weeks now. We started dating 2 weeks ago. Two days after we started dating, she visited me and we romanced and when I tried to kiss her, she refused saying she saw a documentary where they said there are so many germs in the human mouth and that such bacteria is transferred through kissing a lot. We had sex and we have had sex about 7 times and always she stops mt from kissing her but then she allows our body to connect any other way.

Please is her reason genuine or is she hiding something from me
Plz serious comments as you can see am serious these days
it's either U or her av mouth odour just BRUSH AND LICK MENTHOLS B4 KISSING
Romance / ''I Love You''. What Does It Really Mean by simijames(m): 12:33pm On Nov 02, 2013
I LOVE YOU. is of no doubt a pleasurable statement when heard or being spoken. We might say its a confession of emotions to the people we cherish or expect favour from, but unfortunately many don't know its true meaning as they do the direct opposite of this statement when breaking hearts and disapointing friends and loved ones. So PLEASE WHAT IS UR DEFINITION OF D STATEMENT ' I LOVE U'
Travel / Re: How To Survive A Plane Crash (with Illustrative Pictures) by simijames(m): 11:47am On Nov 02, 2013
hardbody: I recall when i was flying from Abuja to Sokoto for a case. One young military chap was reading a book, the back cover says ' How to succeed and survive a military coup'. Unknown to us, the elderly man sitting in between us was a retired Brigadier General. He looked at the boy and told him, 'the only way to survive a coup is by neither planning one nor engaging in its execution' and he added, take my advise son, and you may retire a full General, I did as a Brigadier General'

The point here for as applied to the extant post is simple, the only way to survive a plane crash is to go by road.

Flights on international routes hardly ever crashes, so i am applying this to domestic routes.

Please be guided.
. D faster d beta. *just pray, hope and av d faith d@ u'll survive d crash. REMEMBER, DON'T GIVE UP UNTIL U SURVIVE. U MUST SURVIVE O. Garri stil n33ds ur unfliching consumption.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by simijames(m): 1:30pm On Oct 29, 2013
Paroman: that akward moment when u google the word ''trophyless'' online and the word Arsenal keeps popping up.....lol
Maga READ THIS AND DIE Man United 62 trophies
Liverpool 60 ARSENALl 39
ChelsSHIT 26 Everton 24
Spurs 24 Villa 23 Man City
15 N'castle 13 Forest 13
Wolves 13 B'Burn 12

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by simijames(m): 1:26pm On Oct 29, 2013
Any man that uses his
teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup with his eyes
open is not afraid of
anything ~ Barack
Obama...(2013)
pls tell MOU
Celebrities / Cliqfest 2013. Olamide & May D Rock Mapoly by simijames(m): 11:01pm On Sep 26, 2013
It was fun,fun and winning at Moshood Abiola Polytechnic as etisalat sponsored a concert for the students. The concert had amongst many others ; May D, Olamide, Lace, Mercy, Mc Bash and so many more. Etisalat also gave away Blackberry phones and laptops plus one Kia Picanto to a student. It was fun as May D thrilled the fans while Olamide killed the show in Abeokuta. Please share your school's cliqfest experience.

TV/Movies / Re: Slang Of Chiwetalu Agu by simijames(m): 8:05pm On Jul 08, 2013
pro01:

Lol. Thas one of my favourites. Along with 'onomatopia'.
Just love the man.
ONOMATOPEIA. I luv d man 2
TV/Movies / Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by simijames(m): 8:00pm On Jul 08, 2013
tejpot: Bonababe, that advert is extremely annoying. There is this other advert, I can't remember d name of d product, where d man came in from work and said to his wife 'shes so sweet, I love her. Only for the wife to start searching for a lady under d car seat
honeywell semolina

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