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PoliticsRe: Russians Claim To Have Discovered Nigeria's Soft Power by Simplecity(m): 10:41pm On Sep 29, 2019
TSRC:
It has to be the south as usual.

We make Nigeria productive while the north rules over everybody contributing nothing but poverty and madness.
as bitter as it sounds..... its......the truth
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot 8 Gaming Review - Mario Kart, PES, Modern Combat, Asphalt 9 (photos) by Simplecity(m): 10:23pm On Sep 29, 2019
skywalker240:
As for the PES, Am yet to watch the video, but i sure know they never dissapoint. grin

grin


grin


SWIFT FLYING ANGELS grin
FLOATING BOOTS OF TERROR
RomanceRe: She's Older, How Do I Tell Her My Feelings? by Simplecity(m): 10:04pm On Sep 29, 2019
Oluwasaeon:
Just 3 years ? And you can't tell her what you feel if you are really sure about it ?
Bro, my ex was 11 years older than me
nigga whathuh

PhonesRe: Why You Should Buy The TECNO Camon 12 Over The Pro Variant - Review (photos) by Simplecity(m): 8:54pm On Sep 28, 2019
nonichuks:
Tecno dey do like tacha. na so so pepper. Over sweet price. Dem no born xiaomi abi redmi well to give 4GB ram
Lol...for wetin you just write e show say you no sabi phone
AgricultureRe: Help:there Is A Sharp Reduction In My Layers Egg Production by Simplecity(m): 8:24pm On Sep 28, 2019
Davash222:
The layers are heading to menopause.
LWKMD!!!....HAQ HAQ HAQ HAQ HAQ
PhonesRe: Finally Got The Asus Rog 2 Phone. by Simplecity(m): 1:33pm On Sep 28, 2019
pDudd:
Finally had it delivered. This phone is a dream. Updates coming soon.
plsease post pics please .a..and where and how did you get it? cry
Jokes EtcRe: Daily Joke: Laugh won't tear my pants � � by Simplecity(m): 4:48am On Sep 28, 2019
officialclassic:
Lol water u wearing? undecided
boxers...hehehehe
TV/MoviesRe: Photos Of Tacha Using Perfume After Mercy Told Her She Is Smelling by Simplecity(m): 10:28am On Sep 27, 2019
phemsie:
yeepa our darling tacha has body aroma sorry odour.

o wo lakinyemi ara
LWKMD!!! body aroma grin.....
PhonesRe: Tecno Dem No De Tire Oooo Now Dem Don Bring Spark 4��� by Simplecity(m): 10:23am On Sep 27, 2019
Trash Buyers food don land...come and waste your hard earned again grin
Jokes EtcRe: Meet The First Set Of Igbo Men On Earth (photo) by Simplecity(m): 9:43am On Sep 27, 2019
GreetMe:
Am not even Igbo to start with...am just pointing out a fact to avoid threads and counter threads of tribalism... I'll still say it to any other tribe mocking any other tribe...

I bet you're older than me but how you can still derive joy from ethnic banters remains a mystery to me
its their only source of joy and happiness.... their only hope of fufilment the only thing that makes dem feel like they have made an impact in the world ....and not surprising one of the reasons they forever remain stagnant and useless......LWKMD!!.... grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Meet The First Set Of Igbo Men On Earth (photo) by Simplecity(m): 9:38am On Sep 27, 2019
Its funny how camera existed during their time but you own tribe where still cutting and uglifying demselves in the name of tribal identification....***spits*** stone age brain
Jokes EtcRe: Daily Joke: Laugh won't tear my pants � � by Simplecity(m): 9:34am On Sep 27, 2019
So your wearing pant huh
PetsRe: Female Cauc Up For A New Home by Simplecity(m): 1:32am On Sep 27, 2019
uboma:
How is this a Caucasian Shepard Dog?
you don catch am grin grin grin
GamingRe: Official Thread Call Of Duty Mobile by Simplecity(m): 12:52pm On Sep 26, 2019
Smh game neva comot una don dey tear pant because of am
PhonesRe: Best Triple Camera Phones In 2019 by Simplecity(m): 8:13am On Sep 26, 2019
Corroro:
3) CAMON 12 and CAMON 12 Pro :

The Camon 12 series is the latest camera centric mobile phone from TECNO Mobility, and as well as the direct successor of last year’s TECNO camon 11. The Camon 12 pro comes with a 16+2+8 MP AI max Triple Camera and brags of its four outstanding shooting performance, Ultra clear shot/ 120o Super Wide Angle/ 2cm Extreme Macro Photography/ and Remarkable Bokeh Effect.

Check out the specs of the Camon 12 pro here:

6.4 inch Infinity-U AMOLED Display, 720 x 1548 pixels, 20:9 ratio (~266 ppi)
Android 9.0 (Pie); HIOS 5.5, 6GB RAM
Octa-Core Processor
64GB Built-in Storage with memory card support
Fingerprint Sensor (under display, optical)
16MP + 8MP + 2MP Triple Rear Camera with Quad LED Flash
32MP Front Camera with Dual LED Flash
3500 mAh Non-removable Li-Po Battery
Colour – Dawn Blue
Remove this rubbish abeg
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Omashola Mimics Tacha. See Her Reaction (photos) by Simplecity(m): 3:36pm On Sep 25, 2019
Eraserubbish:
Port-harcot 1st daugter
chaii.....ah...this guy ugly ehn...
PhonesRe: Difference Between Tecno Camon 12 Vs Camon 12 Pro Vs Camon 12 Air by Simplecity(m): 9:33am On Sep 25, 2019
dumo1:
Tecno and Infinix fans. They can swear by the gods that Tecno phones are the best thing after slice bread. I am surprised they haven't taken over this thread with their comments grin
LWKMD!!!!!
PhonesRe: Setting Up The In-screen Finger Print On The Camon 12 Pro by Simplecity(m): 9:03am On Sep 25, 2019
Potatoe with new skin
PhonesRe: Difference Between Tecno Camon 12 Vs Camon 12 Pro Vs Camon 12 Air by Simplecity(m): 9:01am On Sep 25, 2019
dumo1:
Rubbish, the only difference is in the display size and the RAM. Tecno is still using MediaTek processors in this century. undecided see how they are rippjng people off with the different prices Goodluck to people that buy these phones.
and is so tragic how some dumb people will come and be hyping the product asif its Iphone...when it hasnt hasnt reached Nokia
PhonesRe: Difference Between Tecno Camon 12 Vs Camon 12 Pro Vs Camon 12 Air by Simplecity(m): 9:00am On Sep 25, 2019
Yyvonne:
larger ram size, brighter camera and in-display finger print
all that with dogshit processor....is that what ya calling pro??
PhonesRe: The Future Is Here! Xiaomi Blows The World Away With Mi Max Alpha by Simplecity(m): 8:42am On Sep 25, 2019
TingSpace:
How person wan take play game for hia
From the back

Nairaland GeneralRe: People Who Dont Show Their Anger More Dangerous Than Those Who Do, True/False? by Simplecity(m): 7:52am On Sep 25, 2019
Offpoint:
Yeah, I'm that kinda person.

Rarely get angry, but once I do I hate myself.

Once threw a married woman down a 2 storey building and beat up the husband.

What really happened?

lived in a 3 storey building then, this Monday morning I was late to work. Went to the only tap in the compound to get a bucket of water to take my bath, this woman who countless had stepped on my toe but I've always avoid her troubles cuz she's well known for that, trouble is her full time job and her husband the pay master.
She was the one I met fetching water, with a big rubber she stationed at the tap and was refilling other kegs. She takes up and returned to refilled while the big rubber is still on the tap.
Was running late, I begged her to let me fetch the little Bucket with me cuz I was running late to work....

her replied was: "No just disturb me, people dey fetch water here since morning na now you no sey you go fetch water? I must fetch my water finish before you fetch"

I was like: "madam nobi fight, if you no wan let me just say No, which one you dey talk story.... na public tap be this"

She's was like: "Ehn ehn? public tap bah? come fetch ma see, if I no fetch finish you no fetch..... Do your worst"

I keep shut without saying anything, when she left I removed her rubber and fetch my water.

Could you believe this woman came up and poured my water and threw my bucket down?

I was so angry and pissed, I came with full blown annoyance towards her, lift her and fammm... straight down, the same way you threw my rubber.

Hospital was her last bus stop, her husband heard the news and ran home without asking what transpired between us... he came to beat me straight....
I gave him serious knock out on his eyes and rush him with unlimited blow like Glo data....


na station we end am, she spend 2 weeks in hospital.
Las Las I pay bills, but was satisfied.

The news was shocking to everyone:
hey this boy wey no dey talk? quiet people too wicked and bla bla...

many congratulated me secretly.
chop knuckle joor....very stupid and annoying neighbors....Next time dem go start to dey greet you good morning sir
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Buys Iphone 11 For Her Daddy As The First To Use It In His Village by Simplecity(m): 7:46am On Sep 25, 2019
Onyi22:
She must be joking oooo, I must buy my own by all means
by all means ??...ah....this is sad
PetsRe: Pls Wat Breed Of Dog Is Dis by Simplecity(m): 7:44am On Sep 25, 2019
Stanobel:
kikikiki bt it's finer dan u
lol....quit trying to be savage bro it doesnt fit you ....
SportsRe: Piers Morgan: Ronaldo Is Better Until Messi Wins Something Outside Barcelona by Simplecity(m): 1:06pm On Sep 24, 2019
DaddyRochie1642:
I'll pick Zlatan Ibrahimovic over Cristiano Ronaldo any time and any place.

And,
If Messi was around during maradona and Pele era,
Messi will outshine and dominate all of them,
hahahahahaha ..
SportsRe: Piers Morgan: Ronaldo Is Better Until Messi Wins Something Outside Barcelona by Simplecity(m): 1:04pm On Sep 24, 2019
tfash96:
yeah he shined bkos of Marcelo
Really?
..lol..
AutosRe: I Saw This Device In My Vehicle by Simplecity(m): 1:03pm On Sep 24, 2019
ziegurf:
Please kindly disconnect it oooo, that's monitoring spirit ooo
LWKMD!!
SportsRe: Piers Morgan: Ronaldo Is Better Until Messi Wins Something Outside Barcelona by Simplecity(m): 12:51pm On Sep 24, 2019
anonymousghost2:
u have nothing else to say? cry in silence...
u are nw repeating words ..done with u.
chai..
hehehehehehehe.....e entaaam ...LWKMD!!....(in burna boys voice) when the gbedu dey enta body....hehehehe.....Please quote me with another paragraph
SportsRe: Piers Morgan: Ronaldo Is Better Until Messi Wins Something Outside Barcelona by Simplecity(m): 12:49pm On Sep 24, 2019
anonymousghost2:
u re the one who don't understand shit..
you might be in your 40s n u re still clueless, e weak me oh..
u re the definition of a pained soul.
i know say u no sleep, nightmare everywhere.
hehehehehehe.....I like how you dey curve curve for straight road...lmao....e pain you baba.....i like the attention wey yoh dey give me Anytime i refresh i go just see 1 mention lmao....carry my matter on your head well...like i said ..it fits you well...haq haq haq haq haq.....All from Ronaldo and Messi talk ....LWKMD!!..Chaii this thread dey gimme joy

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