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Politics / Re: BORNO GOVT: Boko Haram May Capture Entire Three North-east States In Days by SimpleJetty(f): 9:47pm On Nov 03, 2014
Good news. Let's all clap for clueless uncle jona

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Female Senator Chris Anyanwu Slapped PDP Chairman Madu During Congress by SimpleJetty(f): 9:44pm On Nov 03, 2014
First it was her husband she slapped and like the popular aphorism goes, Charity begins at home, the public fool has taken to dancing in shame right there in public domain. I wonder if these men she enjoys slapping can't beat her to pulp.
One day she'll run out of luck and attempt this with the real street Nigerian and then she'll know how frustrated Nigerian are under Jonathan regime.

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Technology Market / Re: Awoof! Get 100MB On MTN Now On Your Sim Free Of Charge, Working Fine by SimpleJetty(f): 5:08pm On Nov 03, 2014
folay66:



are you not the one that added me this morning? Femi?

Yes I added you but I am not Femi. I can't send money when I am not convinced. I prefer we meet in person and transact business. Like I mentioned earlier, I don't want to fall a victim to another fraud here on this site.
Technology Market / Re: Awoof! Get 100MB On MTN Now On Your Sim Free Of Charge, Working Fine by SimpleJetty(f): 8:06am On Nov 03, 2014
folay66:



have you now confirmed it? Convince others please

It has not been confirmed cause I opted to have us meet but you said you reside in ogun state. I want a physical contact before I transact a deal cause I have been scammed on this site several times via all these bogus claims and so I don't want to fall a victim anymore.
Technology Market / Re: Awoof! Get 100MB On MTN Now On Your Sim Free Of Charge, Working Fine by SimpleJetty(f): 9:12pm On Nov 02, 2014
folay66:



yes. Working on my laptop. Message for it

So how do we meet for me to buy it
Phones / Re: Got 100mb Free by SimpleJetty(f): 6:08pm On Nov 02, 2014
How can one get that too?
Technology Market / Re: Awoof! Get 100MB On MTN Now On Your Sim Free Of Charge, Working Fine by SimpleJetty(f): 4:37pm On Nov 02, 2014
I am interested in d etisalat 9GB for 1,200naira. But hope it works on a laptop?
Phones / Re: New Airtel Android Bundle. 4gb For 2k by SimpleJetty(f): 8:25pm On Oct 31, 2014
Can it work on blackberry Q5?
Celebrities / Re: Girl Goes Missing After Leaving Club With Man by SimpleJetty(f): 11:24pm On Oct 30, 2014
If this tale is anything to go by, then I would be 101% sure she's cooling off in HELL fire's detention facility right now.
Technology Market / Re: Outdoor Antenna Helps Your 3G Router Or Modem Received Good Signals by SimpleJetty(f): 7:14am On Oct 26, 2014
Pls which network modem is good for browsing on pc or laptop and their monthly subscription is how much? I need a reliable and cost effective one for a monthly subscription? Thanks in advance.
Celebrities / Re: Kim K Shows Boobs In White Dress As She Parties In Las Vegas For Her Birthday by SimpleJetty(f): 3:19pm On Oct 25, 2014
Aren't u guys ashamed of discussing n worshipping fellow human beings like you? Have u asked urself who is discussing and celebrating you?
Pls do sometime tangible wt ur time so dat u will be useful toy urself n stop wasting ur time to knw wen a musician sheets, Bleep, bath n much more. Go get a life pls

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Webmasters / Pls I Need To Create An Affordable Website by SimpleJetty(f): 3:16pm On Oct 25, 2014
Pls I need someone to create an affordable website for me. I will let such person know the kind of website I want once we have discussed terms. I want it as soon as possible with necessary features on it. Thanks.
Webmasters / Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by SimpleJetty(f): 3:14pm On Oct 25, 2014
Pls I need someone to create a website for me. Would like to know what it takes. Thanks
Politics / Re: Shocking Military Plan To Take Over In Nigeria - Prophet Reveals by SimpleJetty(f): 3:06pm On Oct 25, 2014
I pray his revelation comes to past by God's grace. The military do loot but they at least maintain peace, security and orderliness. Same cannot be said of Jonathan with his looters of public treasury in agbada wear. I wonder what the military men are still waiting for to take over.

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Politics / Re: Should Nigeria Be Re-colonized? by SimpleJetty(f): 10:57pm On Oct 21, 2014
Yes Nigeria should be re-colonised with speed and let America or Britain whichever that's interested come bail us out from these corruption infected politicians like Jonathan and Co. Though the colonial masters will loot public treasury but they'll do more good to our society.

I can't stop cursing Nmadi Azikiwe and Awolowo as well as other greedy and self-seeking self-acclaimed politicians for seeking independence when in the real sense we aren't ripe enough.

Conclusively, Nigeria shouldn't be only re-colonised but all her present leaders today should be thrown in the high ocean like pack of cards.
Business / Re: You Can Become An Author Today by SimpleJetty(f): 10:30pm On Oct 21, 2014
Ok that's good. But will you be giving the book the needed publicity it requires? And if you will, will it also cover the one I have on amazon?
Business / Re: You Can Become An Author Today by SimpleJetty(f): 7:33am On Oct 21, 2014
sundayerhun:


I do not think I would be able to publicise a book I didn't publish.


How about if you publish it agn in other online book stores cause I only have it on amazon
Business / Re: You Can Become An Author Today by SimpleJetty(f): 10:28pm On Oct 20, 2014
sundayerhun:


Maybe enough publicity was not done for it. What do you want me to do now?

You are right you know cause truly I didn't give it a single publicity cause then I had too many things urgently competing for my attention. But I won't mind you coming in to assist me get this book to hit the book world market big time. I await your response soonest. Thanks.
Business / Re: You Can Become An Author Today by SimpleJetty(f): 7:51pm On Oct 20, 2014
Pls I want to make enquiries. What if I have already published it on amazon and probably poor style of cover page and other flips is affecting sales? I am 100% certain the content of the fictional crime novel is a thriller script that surely will get readers spell bound. A timely response will be appreciated.
Computers / Re: Clean And Perfect Working Condition Hp630 For Sale by SimpleJetty(f): 2:56pm On Oct 18, 2014
40k. I can pay you tomorrow. Call me on 08162655771
Business / Re: Come Over Then Pay Me! Over! by SimpleJetty(f): 4:22pm On Oct 08, 2014
Pls wots ur pin?
Politics / Re: Don’t Insult Jonathan, Atiku, Others; Buhari Urges His Supporters by SimpleJetty(f): 8:30pm On Sep 30, 2014
To Hell with Nigeria and her fucking leaders. Nigeria is under my foot. A lost entity and disillusioned politicians[quote author=henroe2k2]Former Head of State Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on
Tuesday called on his supporters to stay focused,
shun insult and rudeness to any aspirant on his
behalf.
Buhari gave the advice in Abuja while addressing
his 66 support groups that came under one
umbrella, Buhari Support Centre.
According to him, whoever engages in any of the
acts will be assumed to be working for the enemy.
“I must warn all my supporters, volunteers and
other well-wishers within the party or even out of
it, not to insult or be rude to any other aspirant or
party leader on my behalf.
“My supporters must not engage in any kind of
behaviour or conduct that will tarnish the image of
any leader or promote division and rancour within
the ranks of the party.
“Whoever does that should know that he or she is
working for the enemy,’’ Buhari said.
The former leader further urged his supporters to
be vigilant during and after elections and avoid
taking laws into their hands.
“In particular, you must learn to be vigilant
especially just before, during and immediately after
elections, whether elections are rigged or not,” he
said.
According to him, this is necessary so that
sponsored hoodlums do not have chance to
commit illegalities and in the end, members of the
group are blamed.
“Not only must you not take the law into your
hands no matter the level of provocation, you must
be able to expose those planning to do so before
the act,’’ he said.
He said he would soon declare his presidential
ambition on the platform of the APC, adding that
party interest should be put above self interest.
He also said that for their support to be more
meaningful, it must go beyond him to APC
and candidates the party presented because
its decision was ultimate.
“You must at all times remember that the APC is a
party with several qualified people for each and all
the positions that will be contested, including that
of the president.
“It is the primaries that will determine who will
eventually represent the party and in which
capacity.
“If I get the nomination, I will expect you to
redouble your effort and commitment until we
clinch the presidency.
“In the event that it happens to be one of the other
aspirants who win, I will expect you, as good party
men, to extend to him your total support.
“We are a united party and united we shall remain
because our strength lies in our unity,’’ Buhari
said.
The Director-General of the Centre, Umar Dembo,
said it was “a department within the Buhari
Campaign Organisation where all activities of the
groups would be coordinated’’.
Also speaking, former President, National
Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), Daniel
Onje, urged members of the centre to eschew
campaign of anarchy.
“I am a Christian and I re
Politics / Re: Don’t Insult Jonathan, Atiku, Others; Buhari Urges His Supporters by SimpleJetty(f): 8:28pm On Sep 30, 2014
henroe2k2: Former Head of State Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on
Tuesday called on his supporters to stay focused,
shun insult and rudeness to any aspirant on his
behalf.
Buhari gave the advice in Abuja while addressing
his 66 support groups that came under one
umbrella, Buhari Support Centre.
According to him, whoever engages in any of the
acts will be assumed to be working for the enemy.
“I must warn all my supporters, volunteers and
other well-wishers within the party or even out of
it, not to insult or be rude to any other aspirant or
party leader on my behalf.
“My supporters must not engage in any kind of
behaviour or conduct that will tarnish the image of
any leader or promote division and rancour within
the ranks of the party.
“Whoever does that should know that he or she is
working for the enemy,’’ Buhari said.
The former leader further urged his supporters to
be vigilant during and after elections and avoid
taking laws into their hands.
“In particular, you must learn to be vigilant
especially just before, during and immediately after
elections, whether elections are rigged or not,” he
said.
According to him, this is necessary so that
sponsored hoodlums do not have chance to
commit illegalities and in the end, members of the
group are blamed.
“Not only must you not take the law into your
hands no matter the level of provocation, you must
be able to expose those planning to do so before
the act,’’ he said.
He said he would soon declare his presidential
ambition on the platform of the APC, adding that
party interest should be put above self interest.
He also said that for their support to be more
meaningful, it must go beyond him to APC
and candidates the party presented because
its decision was ultimate.
“You must at all times remember that the APC is a
party with several qualified people for each and all
the positions that will be contested, including that
of the president.
“It is the primaries that will determine who will
eventually represent the party and in which
capacity.
“If I get the nomination, I will expect you to
redouble your effort and commitment until we
clinch the presidency.
“In the event that it happens to be one of the other
aspirants who win, I will expect you, as good party
men, to extend to him your total support.
“We are a united party and united we shall remain
because our strength lies in our unity,’’ Buhari
said.
The Director-General of the Centre, Umar Dembo,
said it was “a department within the Buhari
Campaign Organisation where all activities of the
groups would be coordinated’’.
Also speaking, former President, National
Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), Daniel
Onje, urged members of the centre to eschew
campaign of anarchy.
“I am a Christian and I refuse to believe in a
campaign of anarchy.
“Contrary to insinuations, Buhari is a not a
religious bigot.
“The appellation is the handiwork of those who
want to continue to keep Nigeria down and
divided. (NAN)..

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/09/dont-insult-jonathan-atiku-others-buhari-urges-his-supporters/
Islam for Muslims / Re: Quran Advice For Those Who Hate Islam by SimpleJetty(f): 6:22pm On Sep 28, 2014
Islam is terrorism. Period!
Business / Re: How To Get A US Bank Account With Mastercard Directly From Nigeria by SimpleJetty(f): 5:58pm On Sep 28, 2014
Nice post
Computer Market / Re: 250gb Hard Disk For Laptop Available For Sale Urgently At 5k In Lagos by SimpleJetty(f): 12:30am On Aug 25, 2014
We are waiting to see the pictures tomorrow like you stated. Till then, I reserve my comment

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Computer Market / Re: 250gb Hard Disk For Laptop Available For Sale Urgently At 5k In Lagos by SimpleJetty(f): 11:06pm On Aug 24, 2014
Let's see some pictures of it.

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