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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview Question:Can You Lie To Save Our Organization? Whats The Best Response by SimpleJetty(f): 3:08pm On Jul 22, 2015
This question is solely meant to test your level of integrity. Your answer should be, having meticulously gone through the core values of the organisation which no doubt was in tune with my values as a being, I believe telling lies would be detrimental to the well-being of this organisation and negates the core values of the organisation. So therefore, if faced with such dire situation, my response will be toll the part of honesty, transparency and accountability which I strongly believe will in the long run favour the organisation.

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Religion / Re: Very Confusing dream,please I Need Help by SimpleJetty(f): 10:43pm On Jun 28, 2015
kevoh:


Abeg make we hear word jare! Spiritual my foot!

@OP Remember in my previous post, where I mentioned that all you will get is negative interpretations about your dream? Well, so far we've not been disappointed on this thread with an abundance of it.

You are what you make your brain think you are. Keep feeding your brain with negativity from these fellas! Good Luck!
The fool delights in ignorance!!!
Health / Re: Itching Of The Private Part by SimpleJetty(f): 8:36pm On Jun 28, 2015
cyara:




Thanks alot I appreciate it

You're welcome
Health / Re: Itching Of The Private Part by SimpleJetty(f): 8:32pm On Jun 28, 2015
The answer isn't far fetched. She's having a bacterial infection. Let her get erithomycin and fungral.

ERITOMYCIN is 1 tablet in the morning and 1 at Night
FUNGRAL is once a day.

Let her continue till she finishes both sachets.
Then let her come and thank me later.

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Religion / Re: Very Confusing dream,please I Need Help by SimpleJetty(f): 8:26pm On Jun 28, 2015
kevoh:
Na Rainy season na! Rain don blow your parents roof for village and the gods of the land are sending you a message through dreams to come and repair it! tongue

On a more serious note, it's just a dream! Nothing to worry yourself about! Searching for silly interpretations up and down will only make matters worse, as your brain becomes programmed by such interpretations (which is always negative) and will forcefully seek to validate this dream of yours!

I beg to disagree with you. The spiritual comes before the physical. It's a sign of bad omen to come. Take it or leave it. The family can't afford to fold her arms and watch the ugly euphoria rare it's ugly head. They MUST seek the face of God. I repeat. It's a MUST
Religion / Re: Very Confusing dream,please I Need Help by SimpleJetty(f): 8:24pm On Jun 28, 2015
Pray against severe financial misfortune hitting your family. Your family should endeavour to seek the face of God by seeing a true man of God for prayers and possible fasting. God is revealing this mishap around the corner and about to come hitting your family through you.
Romance / Re: Should She Tell Her Fiance About Her Sex Video by SimpleJetty(f): 4:28pm On Jun 23, 2015
She should first of all intimate her would-be hubby about the latest trend and of course seek for his understanding. Then they should both work together and alert the police. Now the trick would be to lay ambush for the so-called ex boyfriend(beast) on the pretence she has succumbed to his crazy quest. Then a venue would be agreed upon. Once the animal shows up, the police will get him arrested and he'll face the law cause it's a crime to blackmail someone. Also let her not forget to record there phone conversation henceforth which will be tendered as evidence in a competent court of jurisdiction.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview by SimpleJetty(f): 11:59am On Jun 10, 2015
stepo707:


Wow perfect answer...do you work as HR cheesy
My dear not at all. Sadly enough I am under-employed and still hoping for a better job someday
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview by SimpleJetty(f): 11:51am On Jun 10, 2015
You can highlight on your strengths and weaknesses but of course your weaknesses shouldn't be over hyped so it doesn't get the prospective employer feel negative about you.
Sample:

Employer: tell us something about you that's not on your CV.

Job seeker: I am multi-dynamic, conversant with handling multiple tasks designated to me, have a I-can-do-spirit with less minimal supervision. I love to try new things with a view to solving problems and by so doing putting quality smiles on the faces of people I come across daily in the line of duty.

My weaknesses includes not giving up on a task easily as I have since sent the word 'IMPOSSIBILITY' to oblivion in my dictionary. Hence, my former boss calls me Mr. Fix it.
Politics / Re: Akinwunmi Ambode Visits Police Command. See Photos: by SimpleJetty(f): 7:46pm On Jun 06, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
See tinubu houseboi
The sooner you stop this fobial, the better for you cause you'll have to do this for another 4 years and your guess is as good as mine; to be diagnosed of HBP
Education / Re: UNILAG Pg 2015 Hot Courses!!!!!!!!!!!!!sale Of Forms Soon!!! by SimpleJetty(f): 6:03pm On Jun 02, 2015
Do alert us here when the form is finally out. Thanks for the info
Crime / Re: Report Irregular Price In Fuel Station by SimpleJetty(f): 2:02pm On May 30, 2015
Ass Oil filling station which is along Lagos-Badagry express road regularly sells petroleum products at cut-throat prices. They have form time immemorial disregarded stipulated pump price. Please help us report this to the appropriate channel. Thanks
Business / Re: Need Buyer For My Polished Dark Body Black Tourmaline by SimpleJetty(f): 4:35pm On May 24, 2015
What's this all about? What's the usefulness?
Business / Re: Bc by SimpleJetty(f): 9:01pm On May 22, 2015
coputa:
No,only 47 played.
Ok. What about game for week 45?
Investment / Re: 3 Weeks Old Brand New HP 15 Laptop With Pics by SimpleJetty(f): 10:32pm On May 21, 2015
gmacnoms:
30k cash available. ND str8 buy
Nope it's too neat for that price
Investment / 3 Weeks Old Brand New HP 15 Laptop With Pics by SimpleJetty(f): 6:11pm On May 21, 2015
500GB Hard Drive
4096 MB DDR3 SDRAM
DVD Optical Drive
Windows 8.1
39.62cm (15.6" Diagonal HD LED Display
WLAN & Bluetooth
Still Brand New and working perfectly
My sibling is selling cause he needs money for his school project
Asking price: 50k
Location: Lagos and ready for inspection too.
Pls call: 08158452633

Computers / 3 Weeks Old Brand New HP 15 Laptop by SimpleJetty(f): 6:03pm On May 21, 2015
500GB Hard Drive
4096 MB DDR3 SDRAM
DVD Optical Drive
Windows 8.1
39.62cm (15.6"wink Diagonal HD LED Display
WLAN & Bluetooth
Still Brand New and working perfectly
My sibling is selling cause he needs money for his school project
Asking price: 50k
Location: Lagos and ready for inspection too.
Pls call: 08158452633

Business / Re: Bc by SimpleJetty(f): 10:01am On May 19, 2015
coputa:
nap,26,32,47 perm,17,23,26,32 and,47
Pls did this game win?
Business / Re: Bc by SimpleJetty(f): 11:05pm On May 15, 2015
I am grateful. Thanks champ. I surely will share the spoils with you when the time comes
Business / Re: Bc by SimpleJetty(f): 10:47pm On May 15, 2015
coputa:
The game for week.44 will be posted on saturday morning.

I am still waiting for the game friend. Thanks.
Sports / Re: Get 10 Sure Soccer Games Predictions Daily For Free by SimpleJetty(f): 9:15pm On May 13, 2015
Did as you said. Let's see if mother-luck will come smiling my way. Will keep you posted tomorrow
Sports / Re: Get 10 Sure Soccer Games Predictions Daily For Free by SimpleJetty(f): 11:39pm On May 12, 2015
Pls you give this out free on a daily basis seriously? And how reliable are your predictions?
Business / Re: Bc by SimpleJetty(f): 10:01am On May 12, 2015
coputa:
The game for week.44 will be posted on saturday morning.
Thanks. What's the maximum time one can play that game on saturday?
Business / Re: Bc by SimpleJetty(f): 7:17am On May 12, 2015
coputa:
19xxx and 26xxx = 2/6
I am new in this game. Is this games for week 44? If yes, pls explain how I tell the pool operators I want to play it? Pls write it out for me as a lay person new to the game
Business / Re: Bc by SimpleJetty(f): 11:49am On May 11, 2015
coputa:
Week,43 perm the following, 15,16,19,20,24,26
You are advising we play these numbers exactly as u stated it?
Business / Re: Bc by SimpleJetty(f): 11:48am On May 11, 2015
danmighty:
Use these and thank me later 06 09 16 19 20 21 31 45

Can I play the entire seven numbers together as u stated it? Also like how much do u advise one to stake in it? A timely response will be appreciated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Fixed Matches by SimpleJetty(f): 12:31pm On May 10, 2015
If truly you're genuine you ought to give out these number so you can get paid after winnings. That way you get to have clients repose trust in you and make money big time.

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