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Sports / Re: Pool Fixed Ultimate Key by SimpleJetty(f): 8:36am On May 10, 2015
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Sports / Re: Pool Fixed Ultimate Key by SimpleJetty(f): 9:34pm On May 09, 2015
How will I get the key?
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You give people sure game to play and winning is guaranteed?
Nairaland / General / Re: Here Is Mtn And Glo Cheap Data For All Your Devices by SimpleJetty(f): 10:16am On May 07, 2015
Scam pls beware.
Politics / Re: Buhari Plans To Arrest Me – Uwazuruike by SimpleJetty(f): 12:04pm On May 05, 2015
cocoduck:

if buluharia get two heads make him try am na run e go run commot for that house bunch slaves to harold wilson and that wench they call queen
Empty drum makes noise most

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Politics / Re: Buhari Plans To Arrest Me – Uwazuruike by SimpleJetty(f): 8:37am On May 05, 2015
His arrest together with other criminals have long been due. The President elect should use this opportunity to clamp down on criminals like Ralph, Asari and other never-do-wells so we can witness peace, harmony and serene environment for once.

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Family / Re: How Do I Handle My Teenage Sis, As An Elder Bro. by SimpleJetty(f): 3:04pm On May 04, 2015
I quite sympathise with you on this but you have to take it upon yourself to save her from this inferno she's about getting herself into.

Firstly, remind her she's in a stage of her life were her sexual urge is high and expected to be pro-active in sex related stuffs. But of course be quick to remind her the looming dangers attached to pre-marital sex. Tell her gory tales of teenagers like her who ended up spoiling their bright future on the alter of pre-marital sex and having multiple sex partners.
Take your time to analyse one after the other; Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's) focusing on the Mother of them all which is HIV, unwanted pregnancies, the ugly thought of becoming a school drop out and then sticking to menial jobs to eke a living for the rest of her enemy life (not hers) and the rest.

You can remind her of where she'll be in a couple of years to come and probably paint a scenario of what the future will look like if she makes the right/wrong decision.

Finally, make out time to go on a walk with her. Take her to places like Mushin, Slumps in Ajegunle and then to places like VI which is dominated by the educated elite.

Then probably at night, take her to front of a brothel where she'll get to see girls whom have since lost touch with there destinies.

Then you let her make her choice.

The bottom line is, expose her to the dangers ahead of her and I am sure she'll make a wise decision.

Above all, put her fervently in prayers.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do I Respond To This Interview Question? by SimpleJetty(f): 8:19pm On May 03, 2015
I am the right person for the job cause I am result oriented and having meticulously followed up on the activities of the organisation with keen interest in recent years, I am poised to be part of the company's success story. Moreover I need a more challenging work experience as it seems to bring out the best in me. You'll agree with me Sir/Madam, this role I am been interviewed for offers me such rare golden opportunity.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Here Is Mtn And Glo Cheap Data For All Your Devices by SimpleJetty(f): 8:36pm On May 02, 2015
It's scam. Nairaland pls ban this now. I have been a victim too
Crime / Re: Australia Recalls Ambassador To Indonesia After Executions by SimpleJetty(f): 11:57pm On Apr 28, 2015
okotv:
while you might feel it's wrong to execute people, its a law over there and it must be carried out to the latter. No emotional responses here.

Things can only get better in Nigeria.
Laws ought to be consistent with obtainable societal norms and values. A situation were an obnoxious law as capital punishment by death is to a gross extent inconsistent with realities on ground, such laws are to the extent of inconsistency null, void and should be abhor without further delay.
Indonesia has decided to drum the beats of war and my 1 cent advise to Australia is to gallantly match to the war front.
I pray to see the day when for every single Nigerian blood spilled unjustly, whether on our local or foreign soil, the government will be quick to release our war arsenals. Genuine peace glorifies war. All nations today witnessing lasting peace had one time in history gallantly taken to the battle field.
Politics / Re: Photo:indonesian Firing Squad Head To Prison Island Where 9 Men Will Be Executed by SimpleJetty(f): 11:51pm On Apr 28, 2015
Australia should resume air strikes in Indonesia. According to the Hitler- 'For there to be everlasting peace, there must first me war. For only in war fronts can we find true and genuine peace'.
Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Drug Smugglers By Firing Squad by SimpleJetty(f): 11:46pm On Apr 28, 2015
Australia should resume air strikes to send the blood thirsty thailand a message. The message is- HE WHO LIVES IN GLASS HOUSE SHOULD NOT THROW STONES.
Crime / Re: Australia Recalls Ambassador To Indonesia After Executions by SimpleJetty(f): 11:26pm On Apr 28, 2015
okotv:
Airstrikes are unwarranted.

Sure it is. Had it been we weren't Nigerians were our nationalistic feelings had been jettisoned to the dogs, then you would know what true nationalism is all about. I pray Indonesia tries this with America and then you get to know what I am talking about.
Did you see our lame government say anything or even appeal for clemency? Hell No!! The so called pot-bellied mofos erroneously called politicians are after juicy appointments and no one cares of 3 Nigerians who faced the most despicable execution.
Education / Re: Five (5) Nigeria University To Cancel Post Utme 2015 by SimpleJetty(f): 11:22pm On Apr 28, 2015
Imanuelle:



Super super dummy... 'To know' was culled from

To further educate you, it is wrong to relate 'versatile' with 'to know', if you were smart, you'd have realized that if I meant 'too know', I wouldn't have added a question mark.

Now, here, study carefully.



Now, I'd have stopped there, but I'm sure you still don't understand.

Versatility has to do with capability, and not about knowing. The context in which you applied it, was wrong.

Go to bed, but keep in mind, you can buy a certificate, but the cost of that certificate is not always directly proportional to the knowledge acquired.

If you can't appropriately use the word 'to' and 'too' where appropriate, then I would say either you never had a formal education or probably you bought your certificate like you rightfully opined in your write-up.
Crime / Re: Australia Recalls Ambassador To Indonesia After Executions by SimpleJetty(f): 11:16pm On Apr 28, 2015
okotv:
I hope it doesn't strain relationship between those two

It should strain their relationship with immediate effect and Australia should take her technological edge which she has over Indonesia to further engage in espionage activities with a view to getting back at the later where exactly it hurts most.
They should implore every means possible to make Indonesia feel the impulse of their ruthless, insensible and unwarranted actions. In short, if I were to be the Australian prime minister, I would have forwarded a motion to the parliament first thing tomorrow morning for parliamentary consent to the commencement of air strikes across indonesia.
Education / Re: Five (5) Nigeria University To Cancel Post Utme 2015 by SimpleJetty(f): 11:02pm On Apr 28, 2015
Imanuelle:


Sorry love, didn't know that would hurt.

Please see attached, if I'm unfortunate at that, then a fortunate me would be paying how much?

Now run to daddy.
I know your likes. Imposter!!! That's what you are. Try harder next time to convince the gullible ones not me that you ever stepped your wretched legs in any reputable private varsity both local and international.
Education / Re: Five (5) Nigeria University To Cancel Post Utme 2015 by SimpleJetty(f): 10:55pm On Apr 28, 2015
Imanuelle:



Dùmb as usual,

How does versatility apply? 'To know?'

Well, its what I can expect from one who picks an admission form.

Need a rope?

Semi illiterate!!! It's not 'to know' but 'too know'. So please next time try embrace a dictionary since no doubt you are an unfortunate product of one of these public degree milling institutions owned by the government with her incessant strike actions, poor educational facilities amongst other social vices. An ugly situation which has made 8 out of every 10 half-baked graduates from these public degree milling institutions cultist.
Education / Re: Five (5) Nigeria University To Cancel Post Utme 2015 by SimpleJetty(f): 10:11pm On Apr 28, 2015
[quote author=Majestee post=33211374]These are glorified primary schools[/quote

If I were you, I will hide my pitiable family social status cause with what you just stated, it's clear you're from an impoverished home that can barely meet the three basic necessities of life
Education / Re: Five (5) Nigeria University To Cancel Post Utme 2015 by SimpleJetty(f): 10:09pm On Apr 28, 2015
Imanuelle:
Lool, school for those who can't struggle through the rigorous post utme exercise.

These schools and more only need you to pick an admission form.

I can't regard anyone in any of the aforementioned as a university student.
Simply because you aren't from a fortunate home capable to afford such high paying tuition universities shouldn't make you a hypocrite.
Education / Re: Five (5) Nigeria University To Cancel Post Utme 2015 by SimpleJetty(f): 3:23pm On Apr 28, 2015
That you aren't versatile enough to know about these institutions doesn't make them unpopular.

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Technology Market / Re: Need A Bb Q10 For 20k With Nokia X by SimpleJetty(f): 11:55am On Mar 28, 2015
eliascomm55:
they are all American not refurbish. But 15k is what I can accept. Meanwhile I can buy ur Q5 and pay cash if you want to sell. Just state ur price then lets see if we can work things out.
Not selling unless I want to upgrade
Crime / Re: Political Shootings In Rumueme Mile4, Port Harcourt (photos) by SimpleJetty(f): 7:05am On Mar 28, 2015
seunlayi:
I will just continue praying for peace because i am sure if APC failed in this election, there will be chaos since their contestant has failed to show the spirit of sportsmanship towards this election. Gej has said his own that if he loose, he is going back to his village unlike GMB
Do not show your stupidity to the general public to see. If you were sensible enough, you ought to know the People's general is already in his home town in Katsina to cast his vote
Technology Market / Re: Need A Bb Q10 For 20k With Nokia X by SimpleJetty(f): 1:47pm On Mar 27, 2015
eliascomm55:
how clean is ur Q5? I will accept 15k if its very clean
15k with Q5? Well it's clean. I can offer you 10k if your Q10 is clean and not a refurbished one
Technology Market / Re: Need A Bb Q10 For 20k With Nokia X by SimpleJetty(f): 7:51am On Mar 27, 2015
eliascomm55:
I will give u one if u can do for 25k with ur nokia
With my Q5 how much can you give me BlackBerry Q10? As in how much can I add?
Politics / Re: Gov. Rotimi Amaechi Convoy Attacked At By Rumuolumeni Youths This Evening by SimpleJetty(f): 7:38pm On Mar 26, 2015
xtgozie:



How do you expect me to go that close as bullet is flying everywhere. I tried to get close but I can't risk it
You would have tried bro. You just missed the opportunity of becoming a fallen celebrated hero on nairaland. grin >: grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Shoki Song Cost Me My Job. by SimpleJetty(f): 11:00am On Mar 26, 2015
In my opinion, you went off track when you took sides with him that you were a staunch PDP supporter. Your answer ought to have been you weren't into partisan politics but as a keen economic expert you keep close tab on economic issues and try to critically examine the various proposed economic policies and programs each party is bringing to the table if voted for into office.
That way, you've shown the interviewer you are focused and passionate about economic issues vis-a-vis it's relation to the fiscal policies of the nation's economy.
Though you felt taking sides with the interviewer to be a PDP fan would give you an edge but you got it all wrong.
Secondly, the interruption from the cell phone which rang disrupted your composition, but you ought to have get yourself back on track, take a deep breath and then say something positive when the dark skinned guy resumed with hostility geared towards putting you off the records. Even if you didn't pin-point his questions convincingly but it would have sustained the tempo and of course still put you in good light.
I penned this down so everyone here in similar situation can take a clue. Thanks.

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Politics / Re: Nairaland Presidential Poll: Cast Your Vote by SimpleJetty(f): 6:53am On Mar 20, 2015
Buhari all d way. He has my vote any day and time

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Business / Re: Ecrestglobal E-currency Exchange Customer Support by SimpleJetty(f): 5:42am On Mar 01, 2015
How much do you sell bitcoin?
Business / Re: Breaking!! US Imposes Sanctions On Owner Of AMIGO Supermarket Abuja!! by SimpleJetty(f): 4:10pm On Feb 28, 2015
IbnSultaan:
Hizbollah a political party in lebanon also owns its own resistance army is on certain countries terror list. So its members are always place on different type of sanctions
In Nigeria hizbollah is nt a designated terror Grp

DSS, ARMY and the COUNTER TERRORISM UNIT should move in to get this person who made this comment I am quoting now arrested, detained and prosecuted. This is an upcoming Shekau in disguise. Security agencies please do the needful now before it's late.
Politics / Re: Prove Your Allegations Against Us, INEC Dares PDP by SimpleJetty(f): 4:25pm On Feb 15, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:

Ma bro, one tin u shld no abt dis apc thugs shouting change is dat dey kids and dey don't know history and ve refused to go read their history books. Buhari is a snake, ve said it before, and I will kip saying it, y is it dat he is still using pastors as his running mate? Now, as it stands, no muslim in d west or north will want to vote for jona, while christians will want to vote for apc cos of d pastor guy. D plan failed wen he used bakare. Dragging pastors and using dem so as to split christians votes while his muslim guys will vote solely for him. It baffles me dat south west apc thugs led by tinubu wants to betray selling dem birthrite to d north cos of power, buh I thank God many groups are beginning to deny him. Buhari is a fulani, dey don't forgive dey don't change dey wicked, for those who know fulani too well. If no muslim can comfortably supports jona, y den re christians fooling demselves? We allow maggots into d church all ind d name of politics buh no christian can go to d mosque to campaign. I said it before, buhari can't mock God cos he's no man, he did it before using bakare, buh he failed. Where is d bakare today? And now osinbajo is d one being used, I bet he's going to fail and dat will be a calamity for him and dose foolish christians and westerners supporting buhari. God is no man and can never be mocked. Ma bro, jona won d election d minute it was prosponed, long live jona. Ve ya ever seen any muslim on nairaland supporting jona, nope, cos he's a christian and buhari permutation is to split christians votes using pastor and d west using a yoruba man while he finks he owns d north, buh dat won't work anymore, #shalom

You are safer dead. Hypocrite!!!

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