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Politics / Re: Coastal Highway: Approximately 1km Of Highway Completed (Photos) by Simplemeeeee: 5:25pm On Apr 17
But this dosen't look like there is a provision for rail line or am i missing something? cool
Politics / Re: Testing Begins On 700MW Zungeru Hydroelectric Power Plant – FG by Simplemeeeee: 3:24pm On Apr 09
This is Buhari's achievement. He deserve is flowers abeg

Obaofaba:
God bless Nigeria.

We'll surely get there.

Asiwaju gat us covered.

This is what the president meant by saying he will continue from where Buhari stopped.

Apart from the military government, which civilian government add 700megawat to our national grid at a go?

Next is mambilla power plant

Remember obasanjo and atiku stole 16billion dollars meant for power.
Education / Re: Who Can Solve This Maths? by Simplemeeeee: 8:29am On Mar 28
ChatGPT

Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Says Israel Made ‘very Big Mistake’ With Gaza Destruction by Simplemeeeee: 1:48pm On Mar 26
Trump is against the releasing of the horrific images, and NOT the actual offensive.

Nice one Trump

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Politics / Re: Bill On Power Rotation Passes First Reading In Senate by Simplemeeeee: 8:20am On Mar 14
The bill can be passed if ONLY ALL the SW, SS, SE and Middle Belt senators vote for it. That will give about 75 out of 109 votes in the Senate alone. Same goes with the House Of Reps
Politics / Re: Bill On Power Rotation Passes First Reading In Senate by Simplemeeeee: 8:18am On Mar 14
Stevenson20:
I laugh in China. This bill is dead on arrival.
No be Nigeria wey I know very well, abi Nigeria don change overnight
Corruption no go allow the bill to scale through.

The bill can be passed if ONLY ALL the SW, SS, SE and Middle Belt senators vote for it. That will give about 75 out of 109 votes in the Senate alone
Politics / Re: Lagos And Niger States Sign MOU On Food Production (Photos) by Simplemeeeee: 9:22pm On Mar 06
Jokerman:
So if Peter Obi didn't say something, these ones won't have done anything like this.

Mhen, Nigeria missed Peter Obi as president... It's well

Suddenly Obi discovered his mojo. Mojo that he couldn't conceive or implement when he was Governor.

He should rest abeg

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Phones / Re: NCC To Telecom Operators: All SIMs not linked To NIN Must Be Blocked Today by Simplemeeeee: 8:49pm On Feb 28
You are the slowpoke here. So you want every other sectors of country and economy to shut down because you are hungry abi? Olodo 🤡

Lalami3232:
People dey talk about survival, these clueless morons dey talk about sim registration.
Initially una talk say una go use this NIN take track down terrorist and kidnappers but we never see the result. Nigeria na the only country wey go get good initiative but the result of that initiative go be catastrophic.
What do I even know sef? Make I enlighten my fellow men before leaving this thread.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted
Business / Re: CBN Sells Over $300m To Banks As Naira Gains by Simplemeeeee: 12:38pm On Feb 27
The banks are bidding

Nbote:
The govt thru the CBN is selling below the market value to drive price down. The question is for how long will they continue to sell below the market price?
Politics / Re: Qatar Makes U-Turn, Accepts Nigeria's Proposed Business Meeting by Simplemeeeee: 3:59pm On Feb 25
Nzogbu Nzogbu approach to every issue is dangerous ✌️



God1000:
If I were the president. I would simply cancel it.


And such thing should never repeat itself again, how can the giant of Africa stoop so low to the extent of begging for a meeting with a country of 2.7 million people

Our leaders should stop embarrassing us and fix Nigeria abeg

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Politics / Re: CAC Hides INTELS Ownership, Frustrates Request For Disclosure by Simplemeeeee: 11:40am On Feb 05

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Family / Re: My Wife Demands For Lab Test Most Times When One Is Not Cheating by Simplemeeeee: 5:13pm On Jan 22
Reverse psychology might be at play here. shocked

There is a high probability your wife is the one cheating.

Talking from experience.

Be vigilant




Odingo1:
After going on trip for business purposes for like a month or two, wife constantly demand for lab test that she don’t trust anyone. What can someone do in this situation. No cheating is involved.

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Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University Newly Proposed School Fees For PG Students (photos) by Simplemeeeee: 11:59am On Sep 26, 2023
Emir8:
I'm in faculty of education. I paid 122, 000 naira for school fees and 33, 000 for miscellaneous charges last session for PhD program. That is 155,000 in total. Now I will have to pay 409, 625. I'm really depressed. This is too much.

How is N409, 625 too much for a PhD student? I dont get it. This is very very cheap

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Crime / Re: Poor Living Conditions At A Nigerian Prison (Video, Photos) by Simplemeeeee: 5:58pm On Sep 05, 2023
Try commit crime first. U go know the difference

FireUpNow:
The entire country is like a prison yard where living conditions are bad!
Politics / Re: P&ID Agents Lobby Presidency To Halt Litigation, Target $500m Commission by Simplemeeeee: 12:51pm On Sep 01, 2023
BOSSkesh:
What was truly the scale of corruption during the tenure of past president buhari
Imagine the amount of money abeg , truly truly buhari and his sham appointees did serious damage to this country, our assets and interest
Over $9billion can you imagine for a failed gas plant in calabar that we’ve never even heard off
What amount was truly stolen in the buhari regime?
Omo I don’t even know what to say


This corruption did not happen under Buhari, but under PDP administration. Instead, Buhari had tried saving Nigeria from this mess. At least, give Buhari some kudos for dragging this case and I believe, Nigeria will win this case.

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Family / Re: What Is My Wife Doing ? Cheating? by Simplemeeeee: 7:36am On Nov 15, 2022
Adun27:
Please some weeks ago, I found out that her colleague (a male) calls her often. I told her but immediately she flair up and went to work with anger, she told me that the boy was calling him for work meanwhile they will see for sure the second workday, when you left home angrily without even fighting her.

The boy sent me some texts on WhatsApp explaining that she wants to collect a phone from my wife blahblahblah, I never replied the text, the boy called me twice on the second day and I didn't pick, my wife told me that the boy saw her face look angry and that's why he asked what was wrong with her and she explained to him, she told me that was why he was texting me.

Please somebody advise me what to do.

Same happened to me. Oga run o. You are no longer safe. Anything can happen to you. It will be better if you stop eating her food and drink her water. Infact, dont ask for sex again
Politics / Re: Kanu Refuses To Appear In Court In Protest Against FG’s Refusal To Release Him by Simplemeeeee: 1:23pm On Nov 14, 2022
HarlequinLekex:
Fg is seriously fighting IPOB but what are they doing to Bokoharam?

FG is bombing them
Health / Re: Help, I Can't Last Beyond 5mins During Sex by Simplemeeeee: 7:48pm On Nov 10, 2022
doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.


With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.

Do you know how to handle the nipples to produce an electrifying effects ?

How well can you manage the VJ ?

Have you mastered the art of using your tongue ?


Dear men,

Dont EVER use your tongue on a woman's vj. My 2 cents

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Reggae Music Of The 1980s And 1990s by Simplemeeeee: 3:17pm On Oct 20, 2022
Please do a mixtape of these songs and share here


naptu2:
Peterside Ottong - Where Are The Prophets? (1989)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQrD6nbkl-Q


Original video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrWCDQP79qs
Family / Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Simplemeeeee: 1:35pm On Oct 07, 2022
Just go with 7 and you will be fine in the long run
Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.
Travel / Re: Some Courses To Study In Nigeria Before Coming Over To America by Simplemeeeee: 8:08am On Aug 03, 2016
Dear Nairalanders

I am a newbie on the section. Please advice a brother in need.

I have Bsc in computer science and statistics as well as some certifications in IT. I also have a couple of years of experience in the field of IT.

At the moment i don't have a job and have been in search for months but have found none. Even the jobs i had secured previously has been contract job and as fellow Nigerians, i believe you know what it means. And inspite of my qualification, I have not been able to secure a job with more than 60k monthly in time past. It is not because I don't know the job nor am lazy nor I have not been hunting.

Out of desperation on my part and an advice from a friend and his financial help, I have been able to apply for US B1/B2 visa(tourist), with the sole aim of getting 'any' job in the US while, i run my masters program as a Part Time or whatever program to get my masters. Though I don't know how possible things can really go smoothly with that visa type I have applied for. The interview date is 21st of September, 2016. Though am aware that it is still subject to approval of the visa.

Please advice me, what are my chances of getting something doing with my visa type and schooling on a part time at the same time, say after one year of gathering something? Or what is the best ground to enter the USA as I don't even have any relative or friend there? Or is there any college you can recommend that offers 100℅ Msc in computer science tuition free + stipends if possible?

Seriously, I don't event know if am even asking the right question. Or even on the right track. Please just advice me

This is my mail incase there is something that should not be made public.

justmic007@gmail. com
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program Connect Here by Simplemeeeee: 10:06pm On Jul 28, 2016
@dupyshoo, thank you very much. Am really grateful.

1. Please, On the debit card, do you mean I can use my Naira debit card? Or, what type of currency debit card?

2. On the ECA report, if after the evaluation, my Bsc is same as a Bsc in Canada, will I be able to score above the minimum of 450 points?





dupyshoo:
Answers to your questions:

1) Yes you can do it yourself.

2) Using CRS calculator and based on the details you provided, you will have a CRS score of 348 which is low. You will need PNP to stand a chance. you can confirm using this tool http://www.cic.gc.ca/ctc-vac/ee-start.asp

3). First you need to be eligible to enter the pool. Fortunately, you will be eligible after you might have done your ECA. Then, in order to get Invitation to Apply (ITA), you need to score as high CRS as possible. Minimum cut off so far is 450. So aim for 450 and above.

4). You can use your debit card.

Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program Connect Here by Simplemeeeee: 11:04am On Jul 28, 2016
Good day all,

Kindly help me if u knw the way out. Please I am new here

I guess I hv made a serious blunder. I need your advice as you know these processes and calculations can be confusing. Last year, I was trying to apply for express entry to canada using an agent(canreach) in canada. I have then paid $1500. I gave them all my details including my ielts and transcript believing that they have started processing only for them to inform me last week that they are waiting for my eca report from WES which I got furious about because they never told me that I will be the one to apply to wes after I have sent my scanned transcript to them and also demanding additional $500 because of nova Scotia skilled worker.

My question is,

1. Is it something I can do my self?

2. Can anyone help me correctly calculate my possible total point for Federal Skilled Worker program and if I have a chance of being selected?

3. What is the overall and minimum benchmark for Federal Skill Worker Program

4. If am to go ahead with wes, how can I get a credit card to pay in Canadian dollars

Personal details:
Age: 32
Marital status: Single
Education: Bsc Computer Science
Ielts score: Listening - 6.0; Reading - 6.0; Writing - 7.0; Speaking - 7.0
Work experience: 6
I don't have an arranged job and no relative there


Thank you

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