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Politics › Re: PDP Expels Wike, Ayo Fayose, Samuel Anyanwu, Others by simpleseyi: 7:13pm On Nov 15, 2025
Nwaikpe:
Dear citizens of a disgrraced country, how are you all?
Take your drugs in time
Health › Re: Lady Shares Her Uncomfortable Experience With A Male Gynaecologist (Photos/Video by simpleseyi: 4:49pm On Nov 15, 2025
This is why I think there is something fundamentally wrong with Arabs. They don’t want men to come near their wives, yet they don’t want women to go to school. So why won’t male doctors continue dipping fingers into their wives’ pussies?
Politics › Re: Who Are The Indeginous Peoples Of Lagos ? by simpleseyi: 3:42pm On Nov 15, 2025
DelilahMakinde:
The indigenous peoples of Lagos State, Nigeria, are primarily the Awori and the Ogu (Egun) people.

The Awori , a Yoruba sub-group, are considered the original settlers of much of Lagos, including areas like Ikeja. The Ogu (Egun) people are mainly found in the Badagry area.

Additionally, the Ilaje and Ijebu , who are also Yoruba groups, are indigenous to parts of Lagos, especially in coastal and eastern divisions like Lekki Peninsula, Epe, and Ikorodu.

Historically, other ethnic groups such as the Bini (Edo), Saros, Brazilians , Kannike/Tapa , and some Nupe have also settled in Lagos, but the Awori and Ogu remain recognized as the primary indigenous owners of the state

- AI
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Aworis are from Osun. Eguns are indegeneous to Badagary area. I am an Egba, we came to Lagos very early, we still know that we are from Abeokuta after leaving Oke-Ogun few centuries ago
Politics › Re: CRIDA Lauds Tinubu Over Reinstatement Of Marilyn Ogah, Justice Walter Onnoghen by simpleseyi: 2:36pm On Nov 15, 2025
kinguwem:
PBAT is desperate for re-election. He's the ace because the termination of their appointments didn't follow due process. There's no point allowing professionals to be relieved of their posts while mediocres are elevated for political purposes. And that's the trend of PMB.
Tinubu desperate ? Even when there is no opposition? Thus one na small pikin
Politics › Re: CRIDA Lauds Tinubu Over Reinstatement Of Marilyn Ogah, Justice Walter Onnoghen by simpleseyi: 2:34pm On Nov 15, 2025
PigTormentor:
Ogar was like a dictator under Jonathan. Why will Tinubu reinstate such a despicable person?
I still remember that lady when DSS raided APC office and took their computers away just because Jonathan knew he was about to lose the election.
Tinubu messed up big time.
Many bad things happened under Jonathan but Nigerians have very poor memory.
Just imagine DSS raiding the offices of the opposition now and taking their computers away.
The noise and accusations will be heard at the UN.
We need this woman to repeat the same thing. She will be useful in dealing ruthlessly with the Internally Displaced Politicians (IDP)
Politics › Re: CRIDA Lauds Tinubu Over Reinstatement Of Marilyn Ogah, Justice Walter Onnoghen by simpleseyi: 2:32pm On Nov 15, 2025
slivertongue:
Of what use is this act. Wasn't tinubu when the actions were taken to enhance the grab and run policy of APC. If true tinubu is a hypocrite
To cry is human, to weep is divine
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Visits Sule Lamido by simpleseyi: 10:15pm On Nov 14, 2025
yarimo:
Makinde is forcing himself to smile chai
What a bitter smile!
Politics › Re: Gov Sim Fubara Boycott PDP National Convention Being Organised By Seyi Makinde by simpleseyi: 10:14pm On Nov 14, 2025
Ikaeniyan0:
Do you want to bet your money on it? let me ask you, if you're in Fubara's position, why won't you go for the convention?

It's at that convention Rivers PDP structure will be handed over to Fubara.
Is there any PDP Structure in Rivers State?
Politics › Re: Gov Sim Fubara Boycott PDP National Convention Being Organised By Seyi Makinde by simpleseyi: 10:12pm On Nov 14, 2025
Anguldi:
Nigerians are waiting for y'all at the polls
APC versus Masses, APC will still defeat the Masses. So stop this your nakked dance
Politics › Re: Gov Sim Fubara Boycott PDP National Convention Being Organised By Seyi Makinde by simpleseyi: 10:11pm On Nov 14, 2025
If he steps there, he no go sleep for Rivers State governor’s lodge again
Politics › Re: A Protest To Nairaland Over Inequality And Injustice by the Forum by simpleseyi: 8:11pm On Nov 14, 2025
It is an advanced symptom of psychiatric disorders to tell a man how to run his house
Foreign Affairs › Re: Freed Palestinian Woman Recounts Sexual Torture In Israeli Prisons by simpleseyi: 3:57pm On Nov 14, 2025
Animals will always be animals
Education › Re: Okojie Wisdom Wins Guinness World Record By Wearing 600 Lanyards by simpleseyi: 7:45pm On Nov 13, 2025
Emzedz:
Tinibu is d worst ruler nigeria ever had.. so clueless n grossly incompetent in all sectors.. even d ronus don't want him as their ruler
Go and eat first, then come back
Politics › Re: Obidigbo Decries Needless Rancour Over Additional State For South East by simpleseyi: 5:08pm On Nov 13, 2025
It was disagreement over Capital that made Ijebus not to have their own State till date
Politics › Re: Two Members Of The House Of Rep From Kano Officially Defected from NNPP To APC by simpleseyi: 5:07pm On Nov 13, 2025
[quote author= post=137460094]Political prostitutes everywhere.

No be today.[/quote]Just like their Oga patapata Peter Obi
Politics › Re: Two Members Of The House Of Rep From Kano Officially Defected from NNPP To APC by simpleseyi: 4:57pm On Nov 13, 2025
PDPdestroyer:
We may never see an astute politician like Tinubu again in Nigeria. He’s the last of his kind
There has never been any like him. He is the first and the last. He wanted to wait till 2026 before making his moves, but expired politics like Atiku, David Mark, Amaechi Rotimi, El-Rufai and other old kindergartens got him angry and he decided to strip all of them nakked.

It was David Mark and Jerry Gana that put Goodluck Jonathan in trouble. They went to bring the guy from retirement, someone who has been Tinubu’s friend since Tinubu asked his boy Buhari to stop probing him (Jonathan). But all of a sudden, he wants to contest against Tinubu because David Mark and Jerry Gana were deceiving him. Now Tinubu has gotten angry and moved everyone holding political office in Jonathan’s home state to
Tinubu’s camp, except one stubborn fly that is following the corpse to the grave, that is the deputy governor. Now Jonathan has been stripped nakked at the market square
Politics › Re: Two Members Of The House Of Rep From Kano Officially Defected from NNPP To APC by simpleseyi: 4:54pm On Nov 13, 2025
Kwankwassiya Movement being absolved by BAT Movement. The god of Politics, Emilokan JAGABAN is beyond all humans.

Tinubu is striping Kwankwaso nakked as he (Tinubu) did for Goodluck Jonathan. Has anyone heard anything like “Jonathan for President “ again since Tinubu moved all current political office holders in Bayelsa to APC? The slogan “Goodluck for 2027” died a natural death. If Kwankwaso continues to prove stubborn, all his boys from the sitting governor down to Councillors would be moved to APC. It will then remain Kwashiorkor instead of Kwankwasiyya Movement
Politics › Re: Oyo High Court Extends Order Granting PDP Convention To Go Ahead As Planned by simpleseyi: 4:47pm On Nov 13, 2025
iwaeda:
Do you listen to Sule Adio Malaika. He sang this song yesterday too. grin grin grin grin grin
So you are an Area Boy like me, you come Dey pretend for Nairaland
Politics › Re: Oyo High Court Extends Order Granting PDP Convention To Go Ahead As Planned by simpleseyi: 4:44pm On Nov 13, 2025
Definitely, Makinde is working for us the Tinubu’’s camp. That is why he is doing everything so that the party will not have any Presidential candidate in 2027
Politics › Re: Governor Fintiri’s Chief Adviser, Joel Madaki Defects To APC by simpleseyi: 3:13pm On Nov 13, 2025
AMI3:
Which kind leader?
U don't know what is happening.
Tell us what is happening since you sleep in the same bedroom with the governor.

When you hate whom God loves so much, you make yourself an enemy of God
Politics › Re: Governor Fintiri’s Chief Adviser, Joel Madaki Defects To APC by simpleseyi: 3:09pm On Nov 13, 2025
SlavaUkraini:
A sign of things to come....

Fintiri to APC...... Watch out
It’s not a secret. We are stripping Atiku nakked
Politics › Re: Governor Fintiri’s Chief Adviser, Joel Madaki Defects To APC by simpleseyi: 3:07pm On Nov 13, 2025
We are stripping Atikubl Abubakar nakked gradually. Just as we did to Goodluck Jonathan. Has anyone heard shouts or even whispers of Jonathan for President again? Even his husband imPatience Mama Peace do leave am together with the state governor, Senators, HiR and State Assembly members. Everybody is singing ON YOUR MANDATE WE SHALL STAND.

We are through with South South, we are now on the North and currently stripping Atiku and Kwankwaso at the market square. We are taking the fight to the enemies’ bedroom and stripping them, then we drag them to the market square
Politics › Re: LP Candidate Moghalu Blames Vote-buying For His Defeat In Governorship Election by simpleseyi: 3:03pm On Nov 13, 2025
Shey Tinubu go buy vote for Anambra ni? Unserious jesters
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits College Of Nursing Science In Ibadan, Donates ₦10 Million by simpleseyi: 3:02pm On Nov 13, 2025
£5,000? Tell him to send me his account details.
Forum Games › Re: What Is Your Next Move ?? by simpleseyi: 3:00pm On Nov 13, 2025
Bahamas95:
I try as much as possible to avoid anything in green. I go japa.............
Shey you still wan make Heaven like this?
Romance › Re: One Fact About Rooms Like This? by simpleseyi: 2:59pm On Nov 13, 2025
ChizzyBuna:
I lived with my Aunty together with a girl she was sponsoring. She is a widow so na only her and the girl have been staying.

When I join them, a few weeks my aunt was invited to go us for medical treatment.
So na me and the girl stay for the house

I come back one night see everywhere dey shine blue shocked. Na so I see the babe lying down in parlour without bra. Omo as she open eye she cover herself. I go baff first come dey readon to shoot my shot since my aunt no dey.

This babe na very churchy babe.
Assistant Jesus. She dey pray fire with fire

Omo as I gather morale go back parlour call her name in a soft way she look up at me and smile. I just go down kiss her she grab my hair na thire i know say this babe plan this thing grin grin grin

She set trap for me with the blue lights and the setting. Omo that was the beginning of husband and wife knacking with this babe while my aunt was away in USA.


Anytime I come back at night and see blue light I already know wassup grin

6 months I will never forget. E come be like say we be married couples living in that house. .
Knacking upon knacking.

Anytime I see blue lights my brain just flashback to that girl.
Very weird girl. Very prayful and churchy
But also very slutty and Hot

Once my aunt came back things went back to normal cry cry No more blue lights cry cry cry
It will be difficult for you to make Heaven
Crime › Re: Meet Wife Of Ozioma Okonkwo Who Falsely Accused Him Of Defiling Their Daughters by simpleseyi: 2:14pm On Nov 13, 2025
medropoly:
May God comfort us all.
Even those of us that lack comforts even from our very own home.
"May God comfort us"
I beg, no Dey post things like this. Many are suffering silently
Politics › Re: Can Tinubu And Nigeria's Politicians Occultism Prevent USA Annexation by simpleseyi: 10:18am On Nov 13, 2025
DelilahMakinde:
Ok let's see ...
See what nah? See whether dumb Trump will bomb Nigeria?
Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Carpenter Granted Bail, Says He's Confident Justice Will Prevail by simpleseyi: 10:05am On Nov 13, 2025
High Courts should not be entertaining husband and wife cases it should stop at Customary courts
Politics › Re: Niger State Communities Lament Paying N7million Levies To Bandits by simpleseyi: 9:59am On Nov 13, 2025
One of your sons is the Chief of Army Staff, if he cannot secure you, then I am sorry, City Boy will not carry hunters guns and juju to fight bandits
Politics › Re: Naval Officer Acted In Accordance With Standard Military Procedure - Sam Amadi by simpleseyi: 9:29am On Nov 13, 2025
Because Sam Amadi is a military man, so he knows military rule. All of una go just die of hypertension

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