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Travel › Re: US To Deny Visa To People With Diabetes Heart Disease Other Chronic Illnesses by simpleseyi: 4:00pm On Nov 11, 2025
Everyone should check the list of diseases, OBESITY is among. So all of you that have been saying “don’t tell FAT people that they are FAT”, shey una don see am? FAT people are not welcome in US again
Travel › Re: US To Deny Visa To People With Diabetes Heart Disease Other Chronic Illnesses by simpleseyi: 3:40pm On Nov 11, 2025
What if they are Christians being handpicked from the crowd and killed in the North?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Reportedly Sends High-powered Delegation To UK Over Ike Ekweremadu by simpleseyi: 5:47am On Nov 11, 2025
surgical:
He go still loose, our lives, the masses matters,since we are more in numbers and his policies are anti people, he remains a one term president, all this one he is doing. He has played penalty enter throwing
You go cry tire. Before 12PM on election day, Atiku and Obi would have held joint world conference to cry and weep that democracy is in danger as the country has been turned to one party state because of the over 85% win for JAGABAN
Politics › Re: Tinubu Reportedly Sends High-powered Delegation To UK Over Ike Ekweremadu by simpleseyi: 5:45am On Nov 11, 2025
SixSeven:
Let's take this news with a pinch of salt. Let's assume it's like the presidential pardon list because we can say once was a mistake but if it is indeed true, then the government has created its own narrative of associating itself with crime. I remember when they used to joke here that APC is
Association of
Past
Criminals

I still want to give the benefit of doubt that the President is not doing this. It's some bad people using his name.
Association of Past Criminals that are now your saviour.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Reportedly Sends High-powered Delegation To UK Over Ike Ekweremadu by simpleseyi: 5:44am On Nov 11, 2025
EnEnPeecee:
This man should be released abeg. He has suffered enough
Shebi it is not your organs that he wanted to harvest, if it were, you will not be saying this
Politics › Re: Tinubu Reportedly Sends High-powered Delegation To UK Over Ike Ekweremadu by simpleseyi: 5:42am On Nov 11, 2025
Here comes the saviour of the chest beaters. His name is JAGABAN
Politics › Re: Obi To Soludo: We’re Not In Same League, I Left Division 1 Thirteen Years Ago by simpleseyi: 5:41am On Nov 11, 2025
Yes, from division-1 to division-0
Politics › Re: EFCC declares Timipre Sylva wanted by simpleseyi: 8:28pm On Nov 10, 2025
press9jatv:
I guess he's not dancing to Tinubu tune. Efcc will play more politics on his case.
Yes, he is dancing to Davido and Wizkid tunes. Una go cry tire. If dem born am well, make he show face
Romance › Re: Regina Daniels Vs Ned Nwoko: Men, Learn From This - Lady by simpleseyi: 7:40pm On Nov 10, 2025
Very true. Some of us are married to them
Business › Re: Standard Chartered To Close Accounts With Less Than N7.5m Balance From Feb 2026 by simpleseyi: 10:20am On Nov 10, 2025
Nazgul:
These people are really funny. Sometimes I think the people making decisions in Nigeria don’t actually live here. Maybe they’re just visiting us through Zoom.

How can a country where most people are earning less than 500k a month be talking about having 7.5 million naira minimum balance to keep your account active? Like are you for real.

Let’s even be honest; how many Nigerians have seen 7.5 million at once in their account before? Some people’s total life savings, business capital, and village land inheritance isn't even up to that.

At this rate, when you enter the banking hall, they might soon start checking your account balance before allowing you to sit on their chair or drink water from their dispenser.

No wonder people are running to OPAY and PalmPay like it’s Noah’s Ark. When you have sense, you adapt, but when you have greed, you lose customers. And trust Nigerians, once they see free transfers and zero balance, loyalty changes immediately.

But to be honest, 2026 no go funny at all. The economy is tightening like a new shoe. Food, rent, fuel, now even bank accounts want to join the suffering.

We really need to plan financially. Cut unnecessary expenses. Save where you can. Invest small, even if it’s in your local hustle. Because the way things are going, it's not looking funny anymore.
Go and make money. Until then, continue using your OPAY
Business › Re: Standard Chartered To Close Accounts With Less Than N7.5m Balance From Feb 2026 by simpleseyi: 9:57am On Nov 10, 2025
Freshandfitpod:
My assets with them is running into billions.....
Maybe you should borrow your State government some billions
Health › Re: CS: What Will You Do If Your Wife Turns Out Like This? (Photo) by simpleseyi: 8:46am On Nov 10, 2025
Goldrosewine:
As seen on facebook...🥺
Although we have to be realistic, people heal differently, everyone's anatomy varies from individual to individual and no two surgeries are 'the same'

Anyway, guys, this is what we bring to the table🥶🥶 appreciate the woman in your life today by showing her love. Happy new week.

Gold Rose 🍷
What you bring to which table? Is it not your children you are giving birth to?
Politics › Re: Atiku Wil Never Be Nigeria’s President, Destiny Doesn’t Favours Him – Oba Akiolu by simpleseyi: 8:38am On Nov 10, 2025
HgAkpobomeEr:
Oba Akiolu spoke from the heart.
Do you speak from your own Liver of from the Kidney?
Politics › Re: Atiku Wil Never Be Nigeria’s President, Destiny Doesn’t Favours Him – Oba Akiolu by simpleseyi: 8:11am On Nov 10, 2025
The gods have spoken
Politics › Re: APC Thug, Kasali Brags About Nearly Attacking Sowore At Ikogosi Marathon by simpleseyi: 8:10am On Nov 10, 2025
Freshandfitpod:
APC and thug be like 5&6 tinubu best friends.....
He’s, we are his best friends. Put head first and see that Jesus is Lord of those who listens and not stubborn ones
Politics › Re: APC Thug, Kasali Brags About Nearly Attacking Sowore At Ikogosi Marathon by simpleseyi: 8:09am On Nov 10, 2025
You too should brag about attacking APC supporters to do your own back.. 1 - 1 Goaless Draw
Politics › Re: Chuks Nwoko Blasts His Brother, Ned Nwoko (Video) by simpleseyi: 11:08pm On Nov 09, 2025
Hunger and Starvation induced rant of a lowlife
Travel › Re: UK-Based Nigerian Lady Cries As Husband Removes Her From His Certificate.... by simpleseyi: 10:25pm On Nov 09, 2025
There will very many of such
Politics › Re: Anambra Election: I Am A Winner - AAC Candidate, Chioma Ifemeludike by simpleseyi: 8:35pm On Nov 09, 2025
fergie001:
I rooted for her, she was my candidate.

I saw her master plan for Anambarians and she indeed does have a good future for the state.
Go and eat first. This post of yours in hunger influenced
Politics › Re: US Plane Landed Several Km Away & Advanced On Foot To Rescue - Gen. Ayoola by simpleseyi: 7:31pm On Nov 09, 2025
Kalashnikov49:
Please make sense of this post.. cool
It is only for the sensible
Crime › Re: Prison Break: Nigerian Kidnap Convict Escapes UK Prison by simpleseyi: 3:14pm On Nov 09, 2025
odeku457:
Just in no time he will be caught to finish his 10yr and added years to attempted escape.

Suegbe❗
Caught in France or in Germany. Person wey don cross the Ocean to Morocco, then take bus to Libya to join one of the militant gangs
Crime › Re: Prison Break: Nigerian Kidnap Convict Escapes UK Prison by simpleseyi: 3:13pm On Nov 09, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
He'd soon be caught....

See the wereys who managed to find a means to escape from Nigeria,only to end up being a kidnapper over there.....
He will be caught where? Person wey go don reach Spain or Portugal by now. You see how your so called saner climes dey disgrace themselves?
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Asks Ned Nwoko: Why Are All Your Wives And Ex-wives On Drugs? by simpleseyi: 1:52pm On Nov 09, 2025
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Is Regina Daniels finally acknowledging she is on drugs? That is all we need to know. Why is she refusing to go to Rehab? Junkie!
Yes, she just told us that she is always on drugs, and that is how Pa Ned loves her. But is it also Pa Ned that wants her brothers too on drugs?
Politics › Re: UK Warns Against Travel To Six Nigerian States Over Rising Insecurity by simpleseyi: 10:13am On Nov 09, 2025
Nigeria too has warned against travelling to all parts of U.K. because of everyday knives and swords attacks
Politics › Re: Netizens React As APC Pulls 99,445 Votes In Anambra,Say Party Not Unpopular by simpleseyi:
Streetinvestor2:
None of these people will vote SW president in 2027 for president. It is not about party in SE
One of the reasons why SE will never rule Nigeria
Politics › Re: Over 125,000 Christians Have Been Murdered: Rep Nancy Mace by simpleseyi: 6:28am On Nov 09, 2025
How many thousands Americans have been shot in everyday shootings that happens in America within the period?
Politics › Re: Shari’ah Council Asks Tinubu To Immediately Sack INEC Chairman, Amupitan by simpleseyi: 10:47pm On Nov 08, 2025
AqualinaXYZ:
Tinubu no go obey his slave masters keh


Make we dey watch
About three million slaves were sacrificed between 1967 and 1970. So we all know the slaves

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