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Phones › Re: Have You Noticed The Quick Depletion Of Glo Data? by SimpleSmile: 8:47pm On Apr 02, 2016

My 1.5gb glo data "vanished" within 24 hours...now I know why they named their modem 'glo bolt': the data dey run pass Usain Bolt. Its time to patronize airtel.

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Events › Re: Nigerian Groom Cries On His Bride's Shoulder At Their Wedding (photo) by SimpleSmile: 8:06pm On Apr 02, 2016*

Possible Interpretations:
1. I can't believe am getting married to the love of my life
2. I wanted to chop and clean mouth, but look at where it has landed me
3. How will I pay the money I borrowed for this wedding
4. I wish mama was alive to see this
5. No more clubbing late nights with my homies again
6. Why I rush like this? Now see classy babes wey I for choose from dey attend my wedding
7. His wife just whispered to him that she couldn't make pounded yam...now what is he supposed to be eating, indomie?
8. He discovered his bride's monthly flow just started(why today of all days?)
9. The main maga among the special guests for high table no show up(where him wan get canopy and chair rental balance?)
10. God am speechlessly grateful for the success of this wedding

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Politics › Re: Save Our Souls Governor Adams Aliyu Oshiomole by SimpleSmile: 10:16pm On Mar 31, 2016

You said Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon addressed you guys?(without an interpreter?) Mhen, that's where the problem is...

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Family › Re: 10 Funny Moment As A Growing Up Kid (TBT) by SimpleSmile: 1:07pm On Mar 31, 2016*

#played cashew games
#rolled tyre to and from erands
#played and danced in the rain
#played boju boju(hide and seek:mehn, the night version was the sweetest)
#played football made of compressed clothes and nylons tied with rope
#stoned mango like kilode...kai, this cartoon generation dey miss real fun.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Open Heavens Daily Devotional 27/03/16 by SimpleSmile: 8:30am On Mar 27, 2016

Thanks for the reminder. In an age where prosperity preaching is the order of the day, this is definitely timely to save souls...and for ladies: if that guy doesn't care about your soul then he is not your soul mate.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2016

amicable09:
Alright. I'll do that.
I know marketing jobs abound everywhere but truth is, that job can kill me before my time. I use my head more than my mouth, so asking me to talk, beg, persuade, convince and bully people into getting what they didn't ask for is a big problem for me.

I'll rather plan than be out in the field.

You will never know what you can do until you try...responsibility uncovers your ability. You actually have persuasive\human relation skills but you don't know it. Okay o, who am I to force marketing job on you? Suit your conscience. Enjoy your weekend dearest one.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 4:35pm On Mar 25, 2016

amicable09:
Look who we have here!
Uglys!!!! Where went you? I missed you o, welcome back. How's work?

Tell me, you know me? What kinda car trips me?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 2:05pm On Mar 25, 2016

amicable09:
Ah! No o!!!
I'll rather do anything else than marketing! Lord have mercy!

I'm not so keen on pay but any other job function other than DSA please.

That's where most graduates get it wrong...it's easier getting another job as a marketer than as an operations staff...you have more time for yourself plus the fact that you can easily attend other interviews during office hours without always lying to your boss and so on. Alright, would you mail your CV to: smilesfor2016@gmail.com? smilesfor2016@gmail.com

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 1:53pm On Mar 25, 2016

amicable09:
There we go! Lol
So much personal info I'll be disclosing but please permit me to save what is left of my yellow linen in private please.

I'm interested in the Financial Services Industry, I hold a bachelors degree from a 'reputable' Uni... lol, and my age range should be around 20-25. I can reside anywhere since I'm still single.

Any work experience apart from NYSC? For now, only DSA(marketing) exists in the financial services division and its a paltry sum #40,000. But target dey o!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 1:29pm On Mar 25, 2016

amicable09:
Lol. Oh! You must be an 'old' man! *smiles. Little wonder you came in differently and I couldn't help but like you.

I'm afraid I can't rub shoulders with you... lol, your years of experience is intimidating. What can I possibly search for you but you can actually help me get one in one of those lanes. I'm interested.

Which of the lanes are you interested in getting a job? What's your discipline? And your age range - so I can know where you will fit in should there be an opening. More so, your location.

Education › Re: Ayodele Dada Is Not The First Nigerian To Make CGPA Of 5.0. Why D Noise? by SimpleSmile: 12:56pm On Mar 25, 2016*

Dada may not be the first to achieve this feat but he is the first of its kind in this century in a Nigerian university(federal university for that matter).
You think first class is beans? Come to talk of making perfect first class(all 'A's) in a course like Psychology? It's easier to achieve that feat in a course like Mathematics than a course that involves much writing like Psychology.
Imagine comparing the academic standard of 1976 with 2016. It was easier to focus on studies in 1976 than now. Should we start with the almost buried academic standard we have now or the sadist lecturers in federal universities or the unclad ladies bent on turning heads on campuses or the social media that now diverts students focus or the free porn at students finger click or the witches and wizards that have also gone digital on campuses or(infact the list of evil things are endless)...if we can celebrate stupidity in our entertainment industry, let's also for once celebrate genius in our academia...Dada too much!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 12:14pm On Mar 25, 2016

amicable09:
Where the babe you dey toast?
Definitely not me! If you have great lines, share it here with me, I may just change my mind and PM you for more.

What kind of jobs do you apply for? We can look for them together as a team *smiles.

Oh, so you took the toasting thing serious? If I were toasting you, you wouldn't have even known it-until you come out of the oven *winks*...but jokes apart, am hooked. Secondly, you really think we can team? I've got six to seven years work experience after graduation from one of the well respected universities in Nigeria plus the fact that my experience spans across banking, coaching, human resources and so on...just looking for a good place to narrow my career. Tired of switching career lanes.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 9:26am On Mar 25, 2016

amicable09:
Lol. I like your level o, I fit reconsider you know... So apart from the half tank, what other level are you on based on hunger regulation?

Good morning and Good Friday Smiley!

Na wa for you o...must I wash my dirty linen on NL? By the way I never mentioned buying half tank. If you want to hear the rest of the toasting PM me, because kids also sneak into nairaland. I no want teach small pikin how to toast babe. wink

amicable09:
Lol. I like your level o, I fit reconsider you know... So apart from the half tank, what other level are you on based on hunger regulation?

Good morning and Good Friday Smiley!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 7:44pm On Mar 24, 2016

amicable09:
Hahahaha.
You dey find babe? Hungry man like you!
I jump you pass! Lol.

Sorry about the outcome of your interview

Hehehehe, so hungry man no get right to find babe again...I knew you were joking but hungry man get levels o...my kind hunger be say, I no dey fit fuel my car full tank again which now restricts my movement to home and church(no more clubbing or visiting friendly and unfriendly friends), more so, I now keep my head straight while driving so the guys selling goodies on traffic won't tempt me.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 7:08pm On Mar 24, 2016

amicable09:
*smiling*
I like you.

Why are you here? In search of employment?

Thank you for liking me *blushing*...but I wish those interviewers today liked me like you do. Despite my wow handsomeness, grammatical flow, good dress sense and ability to woo even the devil by my persuasive skills, the interviewers felt I was over qualified (nna give me the job like that, hunger dey country).
Back to your question, am here to look for babe since job never land...maybe if I change my priority, I will finally get what I want asap (job).

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 6:38pm On Mar 24, 2016

amicable09:
It was necessary, I was going to say sth about it cos I found it interesting before it disappeared.

So, where did you see the team work you made reference to?

Babe, it's a long story...the summary of it all is that team work always make the dream work...everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, then you will definitely misjudge its capacity...always compliment people instead of complain.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 3:13pm On Mar 24, 2016

amicable09:
Hi!
Where's the long epistle on team work you typed before? I want to comment on it. Do you usually modify your post after commenting to a simplesmile?

First time in here? Nno. Ekabo.

Hi Amicable09, I wrote the epistle, saw that the whole grammar wasn't necessary and decided to delete it. Nice to know that someone took note of it..."team work makes the dream work".

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 8:40pm On Mar 23, 2016

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Politics › Re: President Buhari's Tribute To Late Ocholi by SimpleSmile: 10:22pm On Mar 17, 2016

Nigerian youths, disrespecting Presidents since 1960. But jokes apart, Buhari's media team need to 'chop knuckle' for always dishing out good scripts.

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Career › Need Home Lesson Teacher In Abuja? by SimpleSmile(op): 9:12pm On Mar 17, 2016

Hi Nairalanders, Please I have someone very close & exceptionally brilliant (personal person) who is urgently seeking for HOME LESSON in Abuja...The lesson should be around Gwarimpa, Galadima, Dutse, Bwari, Kubwa, Katampe, Dawaki and environs. More so, incase you have any urgent experienced administrative graduate job that needs filling, please do not hessitate to inform me via smilesfor2016@gmail.com. Thanks.

Career › Re: Free Web Design Training by SimpleSmile: 7:08pm On Mar 15, 2016

hesykay:
This training is a once in a lifetime opportunity for all that really want to learn the art of web design without having any previous programming skills. Yes! you do not need to know any programming language before you can attend this awesome training. All that is required is just the basic computer skills.

Participant are expected to come with their personal computer for the training. This is to ensure that all necessary software are installed on it, and are thus available to them for practice purpose.

You can register on our website(www.coronet-solutions.com), or pick up your forms at our designated locations. call for more info....This is not the regular seminar you might have attended in the past, where they merely give out materials with "flimsy" explanation of the course.

I wish those of us in Abuja could be part of this opportunity.

Career › Re: Having A Hard Time Finding A Job? Do Something Different. by SimpleSmile: 6:52pm On Mar 15, 2016

smilesfor2016@gmail.com

Crime › Re: Gang Raped Girl Dies In Ebonyi by SimpleSmile: 6:00pm On Mar 15, 2016

What is "konji" turning guys into? R.I.P to the dead...God please have mercy on the world!

Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye Stylish In All Black (photos) by SimpleSmile: 5:36pm On Mar 15, 2016

I wish her black dress could employ the teaming unemployed graduates in Nigeria...
But jokes apart, guys abeg I need a graduate job in Abuja asap (smilesfor2016@gmail.com).

Career › Re: I Need A Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 7:51pm On Mar 13, 2016

ammyluv2002:
I sent you a mail.

Good luck

Thanks for the link. God bless you. Still expecting more replies from distinguished nairalanders.

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Career › I Need A Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 4:27pm On Mar 13, 2016*

Good day nairaland family & guests, please I need a job in Abuja asap. Anyone with useful information on where or how to get it will be highly appreciated.

ABOUT ME?: I possess a B.Sc degree (2nd Class) in the social sciences from one of the prestigious universities in Nigeria. More so, aside being an attractive and charming young man (31yrs) with a dark complexion on an average height, I am an experienced, dynamic and results-driven person with a demonstrated track record of strategic administrative acumen, advanced communications skills and rare ability to optimize the goals of your organization.

What sets me apart from the crowd is my passion for excellence fuelled by personal principles of integrity, honesty and hardwork with a friendly smile among other qualities...I have a little above five years experience in teaching, creative writing, administration, marketing, HR and driving.

Kindly mail me for an opening at: smilesfor2016@gmail.com.
Thank you very much.

NB: Incase you need a competent hand to help you manage your business to greater heights in Abuja or its environs, you can also contact me for discussion.

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