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PoliticsRe: Youth Democratic Party Finally Get A Clear Nod From Inec by SimpleSmile:
Seun for president and Lalasticlala as running mate...The ayes have it **hits wooden hammer on the table**
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are You Young And Educated? Get Trained To Be A Professional Cab Driver by SimpleSmile: 12:16pm On Apr 05, 2016
Don't you have office branch in Abuja? Because I know of some graduates who are looking for driving jobs in Abuja & they are very good drivers.
BusinessRe: Article Writer by SimpleSmile: 9:59am On Apr 05, 2016
abi20:
i need it tomoro
If you can be patient till 7pm tomorrow, then send me details(topics, types of pic etc) @ smilesfor2016@gmail.com

***modified***
Looks Like You Already Struck A Deal...Good luck!
BusinessRe: Article Writer by SimpleSmile: 9:04am On Apr 05, 2016
abi20:
i need a freelance writer to write four articles for me under blogging. It must be search engine optimized with images and not less than 800 words. I will pay 1k for each and must not be spinned cos i use word ai.
How fast do you need it?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Performs With Her Son, Jamil (Photo) by SimpleSmile: 9:00am On Apr 05, 2016
Vivly:
Her son looks a lot like Lil Kesh.
I hope you are not insinuating that Lil Kesh was the one that ______------______. This kind joke dey make pesin bite another pesin o.
TravelRe: Okpoama, Bayelsa: You Need Community I.D Card Before You Stay by SimpleSmile: 9:44am On Apr 04, 2016
Give to Caeser what belongs to Caeser or simply leave their town for them(nobi by force).
PoliticsRe: I Need A Good Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 8:49pm On Apr 03, 2016
malailayi:
I hope you also added tall,dark and handsome in your cv
Hehehe, you think I wrote any of the afore listed qualities on my cv? No, they are not even written on my cover letter. They are strictly for social media consumption...and it is for a reason.
PoliticsRe: I Need A Good Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 8:42pm On Apr 03, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
which state are you from?
Kogi State.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 8:16pm On Apr 03, 2016
TheSlyone2:
When you finished selling yourself out, don't forget to collect change o
Lol...Naaa, didn't mean it that way, but you got me sha.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op):
grin grin grin grin Lwkmd! grin [/quote]LWKMD too, but how man go do? Sometimes it's the akward moves that sell you better.
PoliticsRe: I Need A Good Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 7:42pm On Apr 03, 2016
chriskosherbal:
My dear God will provide a job for you in Abuja, stick to your belief.
Amen and thanks for that line.
PoliticsRe: I Need A Good Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 7:38pm On Apr 03, 2016
blackpanda:
Go to your village and start farming. Everybody must not be in abuja with govt job. Rather than look for who will pay u salary, why not work to pay others. Besides, at 31yrs of age u already have huge competition in labour market.

Forget white collar. Agriculture is the answer
Noted and thanks for the advice.
PoliticsRe: I Need A Good Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 7:35pm On Apr 03, 2016
Yieldings:
I wish you good luck in your job search, SimpleSmile.
Thanks Dearie.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile:
amicable09:
Lol.
You seem to be in a bad mood. wonder why you chose to speak with such cold tone. I meant no disrespect earlier... have a good day.
LOL...When you just woke up from a dream of your bae informing you that her iphone crashed & you are yet to ascertain whether it's dream or real life(you can't help but sound cold first, knowing wazup).
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 7:12pm On Apr 03, 2016
amicable09:
Hi SimpleSmile,
How are you doing? Sorry about your insufficient data, I understand it's not easy. Have you considered that NGO opening posted last night? It may be well suited for your profile... check it up and apply. Location is Abuja too.

I hope you do so before 5th though. Take care of you and have a blissful Sunday!
Hi dearest one,
Am doing good. Secondly, I never really complained about insufficient data(am just reserving the remaining for some youtube lectures). Thirdly, I don't know about any NGO opening probably because I usually breeze in and out of NL...missed you though & some other bright minds around here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 7:03pm On Apr 03, 2016
Jazmiynne:
Unnecessary posts ke? U lost me deep neck in confusion.

Which are the unnecessary posts?

On a second thought, don't worry about explaining as that might end up indulging you in more 'unnecessary posts' undecided

I wish your data safe protection from the unnecessaries sad
Hi Jaz., just logged in and saw ur mention. Well I meant unnecessary posts on NL like D'banj did this, Olamide said that, Don Jazzy slapped Who etc...not commenting on good stuff. My data is usually reserved for watching 'advice from some business mentors' on youtube or other positive mind engaging chats.
PoliticsI Need A Good Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 2:57am On Apr 03, 2016
Good day nairaland family & guests, please I need a job in Abuja asap. Anyone with useful information on where or how to get it will be highly appreciated.

ABOUT ME?: I possess a B.Sc degree (2nd Class) in the social sciences from one of the prestigious universities in Nigeria. More so, aside being an attractive and charming young man (31yrs) with a dark complexion on an average height, I am an experienced, dynamic and results-driven person with a demonstrated track record of strategic administrative acumen, advanced communications skills and rare ability to optimize the goals of your organization.

What sets me apart from the crowd is my passion for excellence fuelled by personal principles of integrity, honesty and hard work with a friendly smile among other qualities...I have a little above five years experience in teaching, creative writing, advertising, administration, marketing, HR and driving.

Kindly mail me for an opening at: smilesfor2016@gmail.com.
Thank you very much.

NB: In case you need a competent hand to help you manage your business to greater heights in Abuja or its environs, you can also contact me for discussion.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 2:26am On Apr 03, 2016
I do understand.

Just trying to make good use of my remaining data instead of commenting on unnecessary posts on NL.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz I'm not correcting you.... In fact I know not about Smith's line. The two lines I quoted are gotten from two friends, heaven knows where they got the lines from cheesy

... Had to quote you here to avoid derailing your job search thread
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 2:18am On Apr 03, 2016
Sleepy eyes and mind at work, that's why I forgot the lines. But thanks though.
Jazmiynne:
Make that "if you want something badly, then pursue it madly" and then learn that "you just have to trust your own madness"

I hope that you reap good fruitage from your sleepless nights
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op): 2:10am On Apr 03, 2016
Thanks once again for the observation...I can't believe am actually doing all these on sleepy eyes...But as Will Smith told his son in the movie "The Pursuit of Happiness": "If you want something, go for it".

Jazmiynne:
That's more like it wink

Success! *thumbs up *
InvestmentI Need A Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op):
Good day nairaland family & guests, please I need a job in Abuja asap. Anyone with useful information on where or how to get it will be highly appreciated.

ABOUT ME?: I possess a B.Sc degree (2nd Class) in the social sciences from one of the prestigious universities in Nigeria. More so, aside being an attractive and charming young man (31yrs) with a dark complexion on an average height, I am an experienced, dynamic and results-driven person with a demonstrated track record of strategic administrative acumen, advanced communications skills and rare ability to optimize the goals of your organization.

What sets me apart from the crowd is my passion for excellence fuelled by personal principles of integrity, honesty and hardwork with a friendly smile among other qualities...I have a little above five years experience in teaching, creative writing, administration, marketing, HR and driving.

Kindly mail me for an opening at: smilesfor2016@gmail.com.
Thank you very much.

NB: Incase you need a competent hand to help you manage your business to greater heights in Abuja or its environs, you can also contact me for discussion.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile: 1:46am On Apr 03, 2016
Thanks for the observation...nobody has monopoly of knowledge.

Jazmiynne:
Hi. ... Welcome to a fine morning

Now the emboldened just got me laughing and wondering at the same time.

I mean, how come your first line of self description is that you are attractive and charming? Is that like the 'best' assets you've got to offer me as a recruiter (working on assumptions of course)?

Now to make matters worse (and even more amusing), your actual educational qualification is listed as an "addition"huh Lolz seriously Bro I don't mean to sound rude really. But I just think that post needs some adjustments.

If I were a Recruiter (and I'm not at the moment, so you could also disregard my suggestion - no offence taken and none intended), that post is a No-No for me
Jobs/VacanciesI Need A Job In Abuja Asap by SimpleSmile(op):
Good day nairaland family & guests, please I need a job in Abuja asap. Anyone with useful information on where or how to get it will be highly appreciated.

ABOUT ME?: I possess a B.Sc degree (2nd Class) in the social sciences from one of the prestigious universities in Nigeria. More so, aside being an attractive and charming young man (31yrs) with a dark complexion on an average height, I am an experienced, dynamic and results-driven person with a demonstrated track record of strategic administrative acumen, advanced communications skills and rare ability to optimize the goals of your organization.

What sets me apart from the crowd is my passion for excellence fuelled by personal principles of integrity, honesty and hardwork with a friendly smile among other qualities...I have a little above five years experience in teaching, creative writing, administration, marketing, HR and driving.

Kindly mail me for an opening at: smilesfor2016@gmail.com.
Thank you very much.

NB: Incase you need a competent hand to help you manage your business to greater heights in Abuja or its environs, you can also contact me for discussion.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy!!!!! Vacancy!!! by SimpleSmile: 1:36am On Apr 03, 2016
Good day nairaland family & guests, please I need a job in Abuja asap. Anyone with useful information on where or how to get it will be highly appreciated.
ABOUT ME?: I am an attractive and charming young man (31yrs) with a dark complexion on an average height. In addition, I possess a B.Sc degree (2nd Class) in the social sciences from one of the prestigious universities in Nigeria.
What sets me apart from the crowd is my passion for excellence fuelled by personal principles of integrity, honesty and hardwork with a friendly smile...I have experience in teaching, administration, driving & HR aside others.
Kindly mail me for an opening at: smilesfor2016@gmail.com.
Thank you very much.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Discrimination Based On Institution Graduated From by SimpleSmile: 1:34am On Apr 03, 2016
Good day nairaland family & guests, please I need a job in Abuja asap. Anyone with useful information on where or how to get it will be highly appreciated.
ABOUT ME?: I am an attractive and charming young man (31yrs) with a dark complexion on an average height. In addition, I possess a B.Sc degree (2nd Class) in the social sciences from one of the prestigious universities in Nigeria.
What sets me apart from the crowd is my passion for excellence fuelled by personal principles of integrity, honesty and hardwork with a friendly smile...I have experience in teaching, administration, driving & HR aside others.
Kindly mail me for an opening at: smilesfor2016@gmail.com.
Thank you very much.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by SimpleSmile: 1:33am On Apr 03, 2016
Good day nairaland family & guests, please I need a job in Abuja asap. Anyone with useful information on where or how to get it will be highly appreciated.
ABOUT ME?: I am an attractive and charming young man (31yrs) with a dark complexion on an average height. In addition, I possess a B.Sc degree (2nd Class) in the social sciences from one of the prestigious universities in Nigeria.
What sets me apart from the crowd is my passion for excellence fuelled by personal principles of integrity, honesty and hardwork with a friendly smile...I have experience in teaching, administration, driving & HR aside others.
Kindly mail me for an opening at: smilesfor2016@gmail.com.
Thank you very much.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by SimpleSmile:
Good day nairaland family & guests, please I need a job in Abuja asap. Anyone with useful information on where or how to get it will be highly appreciated.

ABOUT ME?: I possess a B.Sc degree (2nd Class) in the social sciences from one of the prestigious universities in Nigeria. More so, aside being an attractive and charming young man (31yrs) with a dark complexion on an average height, I am an experienced, dynamic and results-driven person with a demonstrated track record of strategic administrative acumen, advanced communications skills and rare ability to optimize the goals of your organization.

What sets me apart from the crowd is my passion for excellence fuelled by personal principles of integrity, honesty and hardwork with a friendly smile among other qualities...I have a little above five years experience in teaching, administration, marketing, HR and driving.

Kindly mail me for an opening at: smilesfor2016@gmail.com.
Thank you very much.

NB: Incase you need a competent hand to help you manage your business to greater heights in Abuja or its environs, you can also contact me for discussion.

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