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Nairalanders and judgemental comments are like beans and bread. I must admit she is beautiful though BUT my heart goes out to the unborn child in that pregnancy. |
The next stage is to use the remnant of the eaten document to wrap Ijebu weed and put in the Rat's mouth. |
Tah, I swear if desperate Calabar man mean that pot, both the dog and the food go miss... |
Instead of paying his state's workers six months outstanding salaries with the 20 billion naira bailout fund given to him by the FG, he is busy saying nobody stopped him from travelling...Now I understand why the Igalas never wanted relinguishing power to his ethnic group. What a shame! |
They get their sources and information the same way any undercover investigative journalist does. Psychological sorcery is the name of the game. |
There are only two ways to win a case in a law court: you either know the law or you know the judge. The present change must have affected the judge for him to have brought up this case again. Buhari and APC should do the needful, otherwise... |
There are only two ways to win a case in a law court: you either know the law or you know the judge. The present change must have affected the judge for him to have brought up this case again. Buhari and APC should do the needful otherwise... |
The Man's Leg...The Design On The Bag...The Girl's Bangles...The Back Of The Chair Around The Man's Head...The Two Dots Between The Man And His Bag...Items On The Table: Me: Kai, But That Girl Hot My Mum: She Be Pepper Soup? |
Oya I don kiss am...where my money? |
Happy Birthday! |
Akpororo, before you conclude say she be GOOD woman, wait make you broke for like three years first, make nobody call you for show & make you no get house rent pay or money to drop for food...if she still treat you well, then I go agree say she be GOOD WOMAN(if you think am lying, ask Teebillz). |
Can you keep ripe banana among monkeys and expect the banana to still be safe after a long period of time? Even a man who smokes leftover Ijebu weed on a depressed mind knows you will need extra grace to keep fried meat in front of dogs and still meet it intact after some time...Teebillz, I feel your pain bro, stay black! |
My little nephew said one of them looks like teddy bear... |
Africa we hail thee...only in Africa things like this happen. |
Are you telling me that a whole Deeper Life "Bible" Church that I know are now fighting for common piece of land?...Now I believe its end time! |
kellycute:It's not burunku, it's buruku...Thanks for the correction though (now we know who the real olodo is). |
This kind cheating is called 'combined honours'...they all deserve punishment according to their level of involvement (number 3,2,1). |
My reaction will be to drug the child's food, by the time he\she wakes up, he\she will find him\herself in the midst of Mountain Of Fire Prayer Warriors: I will see how that stupid perverted spirit will remain there. |
He shouldn't only report your school, he should also report your English teacher to Teaching Service Commission. To complicate your matter, you no even know say na for education section you suppose post instead of romance: infact your school principal should also be reported for producing this kind of final year student. |
Tell that Babe make she no wear that paper cloth go Mountain Of Fire O (before fire nak-ed her) |
Alright, how and to whom do we pay to? |
GIRL: Baba, you have to stop this your constant travelling o BUHARI: Why? GIRL: Nigerians are complaining that you don't stay at home again BUHARI: Did I force anybody to vote for me? GIRL: No BUHARI: Period! |
Okay, I must confess that your post BLESSED me. I wish you could just hold my hand and repeat that feat you achieved. |
Igbo kwenu! |
Mhen, I no only lick am - I overlick am...op you're right, I need to go for vigil this night & a sister must follow me back home after the vigil so we can bathe together and go back for wedding...But on a serious note, that sweet bin sweet die(lawd have mercy!). |
smilesfor2016@gmail.com |
hayPizzle:If you like 'naijatrek', then let's bargain and if not, then hold your peace. |
hayPizzle:I can do that for you excellently. |
These Lagos students dey vex o...the only thing is that the poor girl will not be celebrated like her university counterparts. |
Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon MUST see this. |
imonikhet:Always put location in your posts for people interested. |