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Celebrities / Re: Unclad Photo Of Pregnant Zainab Sheriff Causes Commotion Online by SimpleSmile: 7:22pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Nairalanders and judgemental comments are like beans and bread. I must admit she is beautiful though BUT my heart goes out to the unborn child in that pregnancy. |
Nairaland / General / Re: When U Catch The Rat That Eats Ur Documents Lolz... by SimpleSmile: 10:15pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
The next stage is to use the remnant of the eaten document to wrap Ijebu weed and put in the Rat's mouth. |
Politics / Re: Look At What CHANGE Has Cause (photo) by SimpleSmile: 3:37pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Tah, I swear if desperate Calabar man mean that pot, both the dog and the food go miss... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nobody Stopped Me From Travelling Abroad - Gov Bello by SimpleSmile: 3:37pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
Instead of paying his state's workers six months outstanding salaries with the 20 billion naira bailout fund given to him by the FG, he is busy saying nobody stopped him from travelling...Now I understand why the Igalas never wanted relinguishing power to his ethnic group. What a shame! 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: How Does Sahara Reporters Get Its Sources, Info And Evidence? by SimpleSmile: 11:25am On Jun 29, 2016 |
They get their sources and information the same way any undercover investigative journalist does. Psychological sorcery is the name of the game. |
Politics / Re: Federal High Court Throws Out Buhari's Application In Certificate Case by SimpleSmile: 9:11pm On May 26, 2016 |
There are only two ways to win a case in a law court: you either know the law or you know the judge. The present change must have affected the judge for him to have brought up this case again. Buhari and APC should do the needful, otherwise... |
Politics / Re: Federal High Court Throws Out Buhari's Application In Certificate Case by SimpleSmile: 9:10pm On May 26, 2016 |
There are only two ways to win a case in a law court: you either know the law or you know the judge. The present change must have affected the judge for him to have brought up this case again. Buhari and APC should do the needful otherwise... 2 Likes |
Gaming / Re: Spot The Difference Between Both Picture by SimpleSmile: 8:59pm On May 26, 2016 |
The Man's Leg...The Design On The Bag...The Girl's Bangles...The Back Of The Chair Around The Man's Head...The Two Dots Between The Man And His Bag...Items On The Table: Me: Kai, But That Girl Hot My Mum: She Be Pepper Soup? |
Romance / Re: Kiss Her For 10 000 Dollars by SimpleSmile: 8:49pm On May 26, 2016 |
Oya I don kiss am...where my money? |
Politics / Re: Today Is My Birthday. by SimpleSmile: 6:01pm On May 09, 2016 |
Happy Birthday! |
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Akpororo Celebrates His Wife's Birthday by SimpleSmile: 12:35pm On May 05, 2016 |
Akpororo, before you conclude say she be GOOD woman, wait make you broke for like three years first, make nobody call you for show & make you no get house rent pay or money to drop for food...if she still treat you well, then I go agree say she be GOOD WOMAN(if you think am lying, ask Teebillz). |
Celebrities / Re: I Thought My Wife Slept With Tuface And Don Jazzy. Teebillz Pours Out His Mind by SimpleSmile: 7:48pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Can you keep ripe banana among monkeys and expect the banana to still be safe after a long period of time? Even a man who smokes leftover Ijebu weed on a depressed mind knows you will need extra grace to keep fried meat in front of dogs and still meet it intact after some time...Teebillz, I feel your pain bro, stay black! 4 Likes |
Culture / Re: Olori Wuraola Ogunwusi And Her Beautiful Friends by SimpleSmile: 8:10pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
My little nephew said one of them looks like teddy bear... 4 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Longest-serving President In The World Just Won A Sixth Term by SimpleSmile: 6:46pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
Africa we hail thee...only in Africa things like this happen. |
Religion / Re: Celestial Church Wins In Court, Deeper Life Church To Pay Them N5 Million by SimpleSmile: 1:52pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
Are you telling me that a whole Deeper Life "Bible" Church that I know are now fighting for common piece of land?...Now I believe its end time! |
Romance / Re: My Dad Reported My Weac Exam Center Because They Helped Us by SimpleSmile: 8:03am On Apr 21, 2016 |
kellycute: It's not burunku, it's buruku...Thanks for the correction though (now we know who the real olodo is). |
Jokes Etc / Re: Among The Three Who Is To Punished by SimpleSmile: 8:00pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
This kind cheating is called 'combined honours'...they all deserve punishment according to their level of involvement (number 3,2,1). |
Romance / Re: Mature Minds . Strictly For Adults by SimpleSmile: 7:58pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
My reaction will be to drug the child's food, by the time he\she wakes up, he\she will find him\herself in the midst of Mountain Of Fire Prayer Warriors: I will see how that stupid perverted spirit will remain there. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Dad Reported My Weac Exam Center Because They Helped Us by SimpleSmile: 7:40pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
He shouldn't only report your school, he should also report your English teacher to Teaching Service Commission. To complicate your matter, you no even know say na for education section you suppose post instead of romance: infact your school principal should also be reported for producing this kind of final year student. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Fashion / Re: A Nairalander Wore A Dress Made With Newspapers (hit Or Miss) Pic by SimpleSmile: 2:18pm On Apr 19, 2016 |
Tell that Babe make she no wear that paper cloth go Mountain Of Fire O (before fire nak-ed her) 5 Likes 1 Share |
Career / Re: How You Can Quickly Make N29,000 Weekly With 500naira Earners by SimpleSmile: 11:43am On Apr 17, 2016 |
Alright, how and to whom do we pay to? |
Politics / Re: President Buhari And Little Girl Share A Tender Moment by SimpleSmile: 9:59pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
GIRL: Baba, you have to stop this your constant travelling o BUHARI: Why? GIRL: Nigerians are complaining that you don't stay at home again BUHARI: Did I force anybody to vote for me? GIRL: No BUHARI: Period! |
Career / Re: How Uncertainty And An Ugly Website Lead Me To $300,000 In Sales. by SimpleSmile: 8:08pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Okay, I must confess that your post BLESSED me. I wish you could just hold my hand and repeat that feat you achieved. |
Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrests Woman Feigning Pregnancy With Wraps Of Cocaine by SimpleSmile: 7:40pm On Apr 16, 2016 |
Igbo kwenu! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: If U Lick This Sweet And You Are Yet To Marry, Go To Night Vigil Tonight by SimpleSmile: 12:01pm On Apr 15, 2016 |
Mhen, I no only lick am - I overlick am...op you're right, I need to go for vigil this night & a sister must follow me back home after the vigil so we can bathe together and go back for wedding...But on a serious note, that sweet bin sweet die(lawd have mercy!). |
Career / Re: No Job? No Skill? No Problem - Become A Small Business Consultant Today by SimpleSmile: 9:55pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
smilesfor2016@gmail.com |
Webmasters / Re: Blog Designer Needed by SimpleSmile: 9:42pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
hayPizzle: If you like 'naijatrek', then let's bargain and if not, then hold your peace. |
Webmasters / Re: Blog Designer Needed by SimpleSmile: 8:51pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
hayPizzle: I can do that for you excellently. |
Celebrities / Re: History Is Made As Lady Graduates With 4.0 CGPA At Lagos State Polytechnic by SimpleSmile: 8:11pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
These Lagos students dey vex o...the only thing is that the poor girl will not be celebrated like her university counterparts. |
Politics / Re: STUPIDLY And They Believed, by SimpleSmile: 8:05pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon MUST see this. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ict/computer Teacher Required by SimpleSmile: 8:50pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
imonikhet: Always put location in your posts for people interested. |
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