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RomanceRe: Must A Virgin Girl Bleed On The First Time Of Sex? by SimplyFabulous(op): 11:34am On Dec 16, 2017
My little idea...

State of Virginity;which is a membrane called hymen covering part of d virgina(1)not all woman was born with hymen(2)d hymen differs in height,weight,thickness(3)the hymen wears out with age n physical activity like cycling,running e.t.c d hymen of a 16,17,18 year old can be d same as a 20,upward. Threfore a woman with no hymen,worn out hymen,tiny hymen,small hymen will not bleed or bleed very little during sex.
RomanceMust A Virgin Girl Bleed On The First Time Of Sex? by SimplyFabulous(op): 11:32am On Dec 16, 2017
LET'S DISCUSS ABOUT VIRGINITY ( INTERACTIVE SESSION ON SEX TIPS )
HE SAID ANY LADY WHO CLAIM SHE IS A VIRGIN MUST BLEED ATLEAST A LITTLE THE DAY SHE IS BEING DEFLOWERED OR SHE HAS DEFLOWERED HERSELF VIA MASTUBATION
AND ANOTHER GUY OBJECTED AND SAID IF THE GUY IS TACTICAL OR STYLISH VIA MouthAction THE LADY WONT BLEED WHEN ( INSERTED )DEFLOWERED
QUESTION :
MUST A LADY BLEED WHEN DEFLOWERED ?
GUYZ HAVE YOU DEFLOWERED A LADY EVER ? HW WAS THE EXPERIENCE ?
LADIES DON'T BE SHY, HOW WAS THE EXPERIENCE THE DAY YOU WERE DEFLOWERED ?
AND THOSE WHO WILL SAY THEY ARE STILL VIRGIN IF IT'S TRUE WHAT'S YOUR VIEW ABOUT BEING DEFLOWERED ?
Christianity EtcRe: Don’t Persecute Daddy Freeze: Tithing Today Is A Scam - Femi Aribisala by SimplyFabulous: 4:30pm On Dec 12, 2017
Wow.... This is really deep.
Music/RadioRe: Frank Edwards – God Of Miracle (Audio) by SimplyFabulous: 1:28pm On Dec 12, 2017
FrenchWay:
...

what would I do with this song?

A song by an Igbo-smoking, midget-looking, moralless(Christ Embassy) church goer, and a womaniser.

I rather listen to Froggie's songs.
When you condemn people for no reason, it is evident that your own future is already condemned with hate. Try and cut yourself off those your village people and you will start appreciating life and others better.
RomanceWhat Could Be The Reason For This? by SimplyFabulous(op): 1:11pm On Dec 12, 2017
Recently i have been getting the shock of my life in different ways. I have asked a couple of girls out after my very last relationship that lasted 6 years which distance took away. Those ladies i happened to ask out along the line didn't take me serious and sort of friend zoned me. I moved on and focused on my business and personal stuffs without having to think of a relationship anymore. Just recently, three of the ladies i asked out years ago somehow i dont know found my number and have been contacting me.

First similar question they all asked was if i was married and on hearing no, its now like everyday they check on me either by calling or sending messages.

Its so funny to me and i just decided to share this experience in order to hear from you guys what must have made this happen.
EventsRe: Couple Wed After 9 Years Of "I'll Go & Make Money, Come Back & Marry You" by SimplyFabulous: 12:39pm On Dec 12, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


After 9years and all the water that must have gone under the bridge?
He still came back for her...
Is her kpekus made of gold?

I suspect the groom was charmed or he is just plain foolish.

In those 9 years he was making money, all the men in the neighborhood would have used his wife to play coupon.
If everyone in Naija would think like you, then it will be a total disaster. But am glad i dont think like you which makes me understand that there are so many people that also dont think stupidly.

Someone with this mentality should be left in a village. Who let the villagers out??
Nairaland GeneralRe: Does Nairaland Now Forcefully Make Members Follow Topics? by SimplyFabulous(op): 12:34pm On Dec 12, 2017
pasqal09:
Confirm if the mysterious topic that you follow are created by someone you're following
I am not following anyone. Thats why i actually got to notice this.
Nairaland GeneralDoes Nairaland Now Forcefully Make Members Follow Topics? by SimplyFabulous(op): 12:15pm On Dec 12, 2017
I have noticed this times without number but i was always thinking it might be an error on my side, maybe i mistakenly follow a topic without knowing. I finally realized i wasn't making any mistake but i keep seeing that all of a sudden am following a topic which i have to unfollow.

Why is this happening to my profile and i believe some other persons experience this also.
RomanceRe: Man Gets A New Car From His Girlfriend's Family For Being Awesome (Photos) by SimplyFabulous: 2:38pm On Dec 11, 2017
zarakay:
Broke boys will be forming cool and humble

His true colour will soon manifest
Only Nigerians think like this. Even the poorest African countries dont think like this. What a shame to the so called giant of Africa. Giant my ass..
RomanceRe: Couple Take Pre-Wedding Photos To The Bedroom by SimplyFabulous: 12:48pm On Dec 11, 2017
lookatew:
mtschew.. Very unrealistic crap!
So he's getting her breakfast in bed? Meaning she went to bed with 5kg of make-up on her face?
or is this how she awoke? or she applied it in her dream? maybe her 'dream' is to be a makeup artist...
Next!
Bush person... Its obvious you dont understand the meaning of pre wedding pictures.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W & Adesua Loved Up In Arabian Outfit At "The Wedding Party 2" Premiere by SimplyFabulous: 10:41am On Dec 11, 2017
Ayoemrys:
That Girl Is Just Beautiful Infact She's An Angel, But I Hope She Has A Beautiful Heart , Cus I Don't Want To Hear Any Divorce Story
Trust me, she does have a very beautiful heart. I personally knew her very well back then in UK. Her mum was our pastor the one of the Redeem churches in the west midlands. She was a very wonder young lady then to hangout with.
TravelRe: Any Nairalander In Abidjan? by SimplyFabulous: 2:06am On Dec 11, 2017
roughdiamond:
So bad. I will just check what I can do.
Hello bro, I am currently thinking of moving over to Abidjan to start a trading business. Please i just need information on how i can get a decent room to start with and at what cost can i get it. I am hoping to arrive before the new year or probably by first week of the new year. I will appreciate any assistance i can get so that i dont find myself stranded there.
Thank you so much.
PoliticsRe: Pension Fraud: EFCC Recovers N2.8b Cash; Magu Opens Up On Assets by SimplyFabulous: 3:06pm On Dec 10, 2017
Na so
SportsRe: I’m The Best Player In The History Of Football – Ronaldo Declares by SimplyFabulous: 3:06pm On Dec 10, 2017
Nice
Christianity EtcWhy Pastor Chris Is A Confirmed Man Of God by SimplyFabulous(op): 12:55pm On Dec 10, 2017
I want to make this very simple and plain.

In the old testament, most of the men after Gods heart did even worse than we are doing today but one thing they did was the fact that they recognized God in everything they did.

Inspite of everything controversial news of the great man of God Chris Oyakilome, regarding his wife's issue, he is still moving to greater heights and he does not remove the ring from hands which signifies his acknowledgement of the fact that he is not divorced.

What a man that has made a significant impact in peoples lives. He has no time for controversy because he is moving from heights to greater heights.

Some people can condemn me how ever they like but check within yourself to see the truth that this man of God is truly a man of the spirit.
RomanceDo You Know This Is True by SimplyFabulous(op): 12:03pm On Dec 10, 2017
The day you do the most stupid thing in your life os the day you achieve the greatest fame?

True or false?
Christianity EtcRe: Secret Sins & Consequences by SimplyFabulous: 10:05am On Dec 10, 2017
Dopegraphix:
wink
Can you do a beautiful logo for me?

Simply Fabulous Entertainment.

God bless you.
Christianity EtcRe: Man Proposes To Lady At Shiloh 2017: Miracle Marriage by SimplyFabulous: 9:56am On Dec 10, 2017
ibkkk:
My miracle is on its way,by God's grace.

Wait o! You mean the person just came and proposed just like that?
Congrats,sha.I pray it lasts.
I want to marry you. This might just be the miracle you are waiting for.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Advise Needed For A Youtube Channel by SimplyFabulous(op): 9:21am On Dec 10, 2017
warreng1:
You can check my signature.
Please i could not find the advice i needed in your signature. You can just type it hear. Thank you.
Art, Graphics & VideoAdvise Needed For A Youtube Channel by SimplyFabulous(op): 11:59am On Dec 09, 2017
Please i am about to do a video shoot for the first episode of an entertaining program. I want to first of all create a YouTube channel which i will ise to promote the shoot then thereafter i intend to feature it on soundcity.

I need some advise on how to get sponsors for this wonderful project am about to embark on please.
CrimeRe: They Used Us To Carry Bombs, Libya Is Hell , - Nigerian Returnee Speaks by SimplyFabulous: 8:12am On Dec 08, 2017
jpphilips:

If you managed to complete elementary school, you would have known how to spell father correctly.
At least you know who am referring to... Thank God you are wise.... Useless goat.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 54th Birthday Today by SimplyFabulous: 8:01am On Dec 07, 2017
zombieHUNTER:
Your god and your father grin grin grin

This sheeples sef
Your opinion doesn't mean shit to me...
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 54th Birthday Today by SimplyFabulous: 7:35am On Dec 07, 2017
We love you paster Chris.....

Happy Birthday my father.

CrimeRe: They Used Us To Carry Bombs, Libya Is Hell , - Nigerian Returnee Speaks by SimplyFabulous: 7:19am On Dec 07, 2017
jpphilips:
Shut up!! If Nigeria was worse off, what are they thanking God for?
Will you thank God for deporting you to hell from heaven? Pls go and borrow sense.
The amount of money they spent or sponsored through this trip will get them a good buisness in Nigeria, but greed wont let them.
Bingos like you wont use what is left of your head, how can you blame Nigeria when an id!ot decided to pay coyotes $6k for slavery, use your fvcking skull.You should be concerned about the diseases they are returning with.
Your farher..... If you had a brain you wont use insultive words anyhow especially if you dont know how to read and comprehend. Since its you tat have sense, why not go and give your father and your family members some of it. Ode
CrimeRe: They Used Us To Carry Bombs, Libya Is Hell , - Nigerian Returnee Speaks by SimplyFabulous: 7:32pm On Dec 06, 2017
Very sad. And as this is happening some Nigerians are still moving there right now. If Nigeria was a peaceful place, this wouldn't be happening. What a shame to Nigeria.
Music/RadioHelp Needed Urgently by SimplyFabulous(op): 11:49am On Dec 06, 2017
Please i need someone who can help me download HD psquare videos for a project. I am ready to compensate the person.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's Lawyer Speaks After Court Today (Video) by SimplyFabulous: 9:33pm On Dec 05, 2017
Antipob777:
Kanu is a criminal, an illitracy and a school droped outs.

The FG should fox the lawyer to produce kanu dead or alive.

A man who formed to be a king with no kingdom.

I taught Nigeria would has been on fire by now as kanu boasted.

FG should urgently go house by house, arrest and send all IPOB pigs and idiots to jail.

They are terorist and must be crushed.

Shameless pigs and idiots.
Na wa for your english oooo abi na your spelling be problem.
RomanceRe: Ebuka Obi's Lookalike Mistaken For His Brother Weds; Shares Adorable Wedding Pix by SimplyFabulous: 12:30pm On Dec 04, 2017
So non of my look alike be celebrity make i trend.
FamilyRe: Lady Finds Out Her Husband Of 4 Months Is A Car Wash Boy And Not A Car Dealer by SimplyFabulous: 12:41pm On Nov 26, 2017
Your story only tells two things....
1) You must be a dull graduate not to know a guy who is a graduate or not before going into marriage.
2). You are not a real lady because you were carried away by car and not his personality be he a car dealer or car wash guy.

Your cross dear, carry it alone. Are you the one that sponsored your wedding? Is it not his car eash money you lavished for your wedding? Now you want to run abi.

My advise is that you better learn how to starting loving him for who he is because he could become the best husband you ever hoped for.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W And Adesua Etomi With Their Parents At Their White Wedding by SimplyFabulous: 10:21pm On Nov 25, 2017
See my pastor way back... God bless the family. Only those who know Adesua will understand.
CelebritiesRe: Tosin Etomi, Adesua Etomi's Elder Brother Walks Her Down The Aisle As She Cries by SimplyFabulous: 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2017
ChopBellefull:
Eyah, she no believe say she go see husband marry.. After everything she did in life.. Girls be careful d kinda life u live.. Coz u mightn't be lucky to see husband o
Useless talk from obviously a yeye person. Did you know her before you started seeing her on yyour tv screen? Or was it she and your sister that was doing the things you are talking about

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