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Politics / Re: Olufemi A. Akingbade Appointed As NHIS Acting Chief Executive Officer by Simplymeah: 9:07am On Apr 28, 2015
Gejpresident:
tank u Gej


Buhari must fail

as he wished u ungovernable government 2011

so shall he had it rough as stormy sea

Amen

I thk we shud b able 2 exhibit some level of maturity n open-mindedness,we shud b careful abt wteva we wish 4; dis is neither abt GEJ nor GMB,its abt US
Family / Re: Who Is To Blame? by Simplymeah: 3:31pm On Apr 26, 2015
MizTyna:


Such people leave themselves very open to heartbreak. Do your best,look sexy,be loving and caring,be sexually adventurous and hope your partner is the faithful type. Keyword- hope!
GBAM! God bless u
Family / Re: Who Is To Blame? by Simplymeah: 3:27pm On Apr 26, 2015
Alezy:
but wen or partner have all of the above, why wud cheating take place? majority of guys dat cheat do it out of frustration at home and maybe just want to play around but they don't stop luving how they luv
*play around* @ d expense of his hom n his wife's feelins. She dint even generalize her opinion, she said SOME. She is very correct!
Family / Re: Who Is To Blame? by Simplymeah: 2:32pm On Apr 26, 2015
Lala247:
Wetin chizzy do una lol
Dnt mind dem, her offence lies in her sincerity. I wonder y dey can't accept d fact!
Politics / Re: David Mark Plots Return As Senate President by Simplymeah: 10:32am On Apr 19, 2015
I dnt blame d guy, he is already feeling lyk he inherited d position 4rm his ancestors n he strugglin 2 preserve it 4 his childrn
Family / Re: Man Seek Divorce From Wife Because She Has Lost Her Beauty And Figure by Simplymeah: 2:42pm On Apr 18, 2015
Hmmm,life is jst a stage. U av d script,yt u can't explain nor interpret it.
Politics / Re: Jonathan & Buhari Set To Clash Over Proposed May 28 Handover Date by Simplymeah: 9:46am On Apr 18, 2015
kodded:
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mumu undecided












worst president loading 5%...................
U r rather d mumu hia if all u wish 4 is failure @ dis crucial moment. We r nt politicians,we jst Nigerians clamourin 4 growth n devt! Mind u,dis is nt abt GEJ or GMB - it's abt us n d future of our children!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Interesting Jumu'ah Schedule for Muslim Stay-at-home Moms by Simplymeah: 12:44pm On Apr 17, 2015
Sumthing learnt, jazakallahu khairan

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Politics / Re: Photos: Senators Chris Ngige, Ararume Visit To Congratulate Rochas by Simplymeah: 7:56pm On Apr 13, 2015
I jst lyk dis Rochas man, I wish he wins rilly
Politics / Re: Ambode Wins Lagos Governorship Election, Succeeds Fashola by Simplymeah: 7:07pm On Apr 12, 2015
Olamitisoji:
Useless man we know they rigged that election for you. Tinubu your days of disgrace are numbered.
I thk dia is a problem wit ur moniker:ur OLA don ku tipetipe. Eeyan ti won bu iya pelu baba e ti o so pe ojo iku oun ko ti pe....
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Zamfara APGA Governorship Candidate For Ballot Box Snatching by Simplymeah: 3:34pm On Apr 12, 2015
Intresting...
Politics / Re: Igbo Appeal To Lagos Govt, Police To Protect Them After Elections by Simplymeah: 11:10am On Apr 12, 2015
Hehehehehehhe,i can't bliev dis! An ibo waitin on a yoruba 2 bcum a fully evolvd human being...Lagos don rilly try ooo
Politics / Re: Heavy Shooting At Buguma In Rivers State by Simplymeah: 10:30am On Apr 11, 2015
onyedikachukwue:
Thank God am not a Nigerian. Am a biafran
I dnt knw exactly what,but each tym I read ur comment I feel something is definitely wrong... lipsrsealed

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Family / Re: Are Nigerian Women Truely The Most Unfaithful? Vanguard Article by Simplymeah: 3:51pm On Apr 09, 2015
Edusouls:
shut up, stop calling on men for your smelling lifestyle,yes we are polygamous in nature,but not wild animals like the girls..
U r more of an animal dan anyone else hia,ur type will grow into an abusive husband n expect a faithful wife! Her response is da bomb 4 all I kia

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Family / Re: Are Nigerian Women Truely The Most Unfaithful? Vanguard Article by Simplymeah: 3:30pm On Apr 09, 2015
lagunna1:


Hian!
Remember sey bura no fit reduce but una kini fit wide. U don't want the main man to be swimming in atlantic ocean o grin

Do u still live in d stone age? U go refurbish n repackage n thing go b lyk 'tear leather'. Who say toto dey loose shape...
Phones / Re: Learn How To Clone Yourself Multiple Times In One Picture Using Your Phone by Simplymeah: 5:29pm On Apr 08, 2015
Permit me 2 deviate a littl,pls I need - hw cn I save pic on NL on a BB10? Av tried so hard n it's bn so frustratin cos even wen it seem 2 av bn saved it still doesn't open...help pls!
Politics / Re: How Jega Defeated Jonathan For Buhari By Femi Aribisala by Simplymeah: 9:12am On Apr 08, 2015
Dis Aribisala guy mst av alienated himself from facts n realities so mch 2 av said dis.He seems confusd anyway,n he can also go on exile if he so wishes
Education / Re: "Orubebe" Is Now A Word In The Urban Dictionary by Simplymeah: 8:06am On Apr 08, 2015
Frankmishael:
Dear President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan! Starting from March 28,I, other reasonable Nigerians and international observers had feared that this election would mar Nigeria.Reasons included the fact that no African sitting president has ever lost election, the threat from your kinsmen in Niger Delta, and the prediction that Nigeria would disintegrate in 2015.However, you have proved every doubtingThomas wrong. You have kept one of your numerous promises:You’ve given Nigerians a free and fair election at the expense of your ambition and expectations of your supporters.Dear Goodluck:i. Unlike Charles Taylor, you believe your country (Nigeria) is greater than you, so you have admitted defeat without war.ii. Unlike Gbagbo, you have conceded andyou are ready to inaugurate a new government headed by your opponent.iii. Unlike Robert Mugabe, you haven’t manipulated election to keep you in office.iv. Unlike Mahmud Ghadaffi, you believe the people have the right to choose their leader.v. Unlike Hosni Mubarak, you’ve refuse to use the security forces against your people.vi. Unlike Babangida, you are not ready to set up interim government because you’ve lost peoples’ confidence and acceptance.vii. Unlike Abacha, you don’t consider AsoRock your father’s house, so you are not going to die for it.viii. Unlike Obasanjo, you’ve appointed a free and unbiased umpire as the chairman of INEC (Jega against Iwu).ix. Unlike Aregbesola, you’ve never believed in violent polls, so you haven’t asked your supporters to go to polling booths with charms and ammunition.x. Unlike Shagari, you would never hand over to a military president, so you’ve conducted a transparent election.xi. Unlike Obasanjo, you don’t believe election is a “do or die” affair, rather, you believe that “one’s ambition worth the blood of nobody”.xii. Unlike many Nigeria’s politicians, you’ve openly accepted defeat and don’t blame INEC for your loss.xiii. Unlike many African presidents, you’ve become the first sitting African president to conduct election which you’ve lost.I’m more than proud of you.After Nelson Mandela in South Africa, youare the new god of democracy in Africa.Your open acceptance of the results and congratulating of your opponent have opened a new democratic chapter for Nigeria and Africa in whole.I do hereby recommend you for Nobel Laurel Prize for Peace and Leadership, theMo Ibrahim Prize for Leadership and every other available award for a true statesman and true democrat.As you bow out of office come May 29, may you bow into peace, happiness, wealth, good health, prosperity, and long life
Probably u r too ignorant,he is nt d 1st African president (not even d 3rd) 2 b unseated. So...
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills Many In Borno, Burn Houses by Simplymeah: 2:52pm On Apr 06, 2015
XBLadez:
Buhari should be blamed. Whether you like it or not anything that goes wrong in Nigeria henceforth is his fault. Remember we all did same to GEJ. What is good for the goose is good for Uganda.
We are watching cool cool
For UGANDA? shocked

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Romance / Re: 7 Philosophical Questions To Ask In A Relationship by Simplymeah: 6:40pm On Apr 04, 2015
Bluetooth2:


What is philosophical about this particular question ?
I tire oooo
Career / Re: She Asked Me To Carry Her Hand Bag, I Refused And She Fired Me. by Simplymeah: 10:37am On Apr 04, 2015
Personally, I feel u were neither wrong nor right,fyn bag carrying is nt part of ur job but u found ursef in dat situatn probably cos she gave u a ride. So,u shud av simply carried d bag dat day n guide against a re occurrence by setting limits n creating boundaries.

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Romance / Re: Help: He Had Sex With A Widow Three Days After Her Husband's Death. by Simplymeah: 11:21am On Apr 03, 2015
liveexoticfish:
I think that and suspect The woman is adultery before her husband dead if woman commiting adultry she is killig her husband gradually untill he will finaly dead so she is killer to U my friend U fell it to do it its in your mind todo it before the man her husband dead before the night don't deniel this my allegation I made to u But I can't say who U commited sin to if its the dead man or The GOD SWT just ask forgiving from GOD SWT
Dis is rilly serious,is dis greek or latin?
Romance / Re: Help: He Had Sex With A Widow Three Days After Her Husband's Death. by Simplymeah: 11:10am On Apr 03, 2015
Beamborla:

cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

And still laughing
I can't help but to join u
Crime / Re: Aisha Mustapha's Body After She Was Found (Graphic Photo) by Simplymeah: 4:07pm On Mar 18, 2015
sameer1212:
U are insane for saying this nonsense! What on earth will warrant this brutality? Gosh are u humane?
Pls leave being human out,did she thk abt d repercursn of datin a married man? Sameer is very right sad
Family / Re: 21 Tell Tale Signs Of Emotional Abuse in marriage by Simplymeah: 9:22am On Mar 04, 2015
anyaekekehinde:
All this things you listed is caused by lack of TRUST... ANY relationship i repeat ANY relationship that has trust issues will suffer from any one or more of this.

Build trust and it will all fade away.. trust starts from trusting in ones self before trusting the other partner
But how can u TRUST wen u av evry reason not to...

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Romance / Re: 8 Things You Should Never Do For A Lover You’ve Not Married by Simplymeah: 12:10pm On Feb 28, 2015
Which eva way u choose 2 luk @ it,i feel OP is makin sense...n SEX lipsrsealed well its an individual decision
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Certificate Saga Suits Now 10 by Simplymeah: 5:19pm On Feb 27, 2015
ellechrystal:
Chai...booharam ,show ur cert o, so u can relax, it's getting too much for u, u never b president u dey go for rest, old man.then if u were d president wetin for happen?
I would faint?
Mtchewww, come back n answer questions o.
Produce ur cert.
You better edit this your piece...I believe Buhari will write better
Family / Re: The Pleasant And Awful Surprises Of Marriage by Simplymeah: 3:20pm On Feb 20, 2015
As much as we crave 4 peace in our homes,women shudnt b 2 bent on claiming their rights especially if u wish 2 kip ur home intact.cos wit marriage comes reality,most of d things u did 2geda with is ease as singles may require extra efforts afta marriage...coupld wit d fact dat d woman MUST b exceptnally patient nd learn 2 play dumb a littl,if u can,u'll push him around witout him noticing... wink
Romance / Re: The Disadvantages Of Marrying A Virgin. by Simplymeah: 10:33am On Feb 17, 2015
rokiatu:
Stupid and useless list the real disadvatages.

1 She wouldn't be experience and so your deepest fantasies wouldn't be met just yet.

2 Some of them will take longer to adopt to various sexual styles as they are not very flexible.

3 The night itself ain't no walk in the park. Get ready for some work, and you better have load of patience and be understanding cuz this is no quickie.


4 Some of them remains uptight even after losing their virginity, because virgins were brought up to believe sex is dirty from a vry young age.


5 There is always a possibility of her thinking about what she missed out/is missing out on. Some dumb ladies in their quest to satisfy their curiosity will cheat on you.




[size=20pt]The pro is so many thou and we were all once virgins so kini big deal.[/size]
U r vry on point...d last 1 - especially if she discovers d husband cheatin on her
Family / Re: The Pleasant And Awful Surprises Of Marriage by Simplymeah: 12:34pm On Feb 15, 2015
kmcutez:


Did you read the story?? Let me paraphrase it for you.

Wife: Dear, I am tired. I will rather prepare a simple meal of Indomie Noodles. Can you help me with dinner?
Husband: No, just go and prepare my dinner. Oh, and by the way, I want you to prepare me a more elaborate meal of eba and soup instead. I do not care if you are tired.
Wife manages to prepare his meal despite her tiredness and husband gets angry because it is not up to his standard.

Anyway a lot of women called wives in Nigeria are just glorified maids and prostitutes in their homes, so not surprised at the husband's selfishness. Once she becomes old and tired from the husband's selfishness, the husband will exchange her for a fresher and younger version.

Imagine, she is not even financially independent, and she has such a selfish husband. I pity her.


Are u married? Dnt u thk u r 2 mean? We r Africans pls thread softly

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Family / Re: The Pleasant And Awful Surprises Of Marriage by Simplymeah: 12:30pm On Feb 15, 2015
kmcutez:


Did you read the story?? Let me paraphrase it for you.

Wife: Dear, I am tired. I will rather prepare a simple meal of Indomie Noodles. Can you help me with dinner?
Husband: No, just go and prepare my dinner. Oh, and by the way, I want you to prepare me a more elaborate meal of eba and soup instead. I do not care if you are tired.
Wife manages to prepare his meal despite her tiredness and husband gets angry because it is not up to his standard.

Anyway a lot of women called wives in Nigeria are just glorified maids and prostitutes in their homes, so not surprised at the husband's selfishness. Once she becomes old and tired from the husband's selfishness, the husband will exchange her for a fresher and younger version.

Imagine, she is not even financially independent, and she has such a selfish husband. I pity her.

Are u married? Dnt u thk u r 2 mean?thread softly pls, we r Africans

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