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Health / Re: Man Collapses After Coming Out From A Brothel In Mile 2, Port Harcourt by simplyOJ(m): 1:03pm On Jul 30
grin Engine knocked. His bolt joint dislocated and engine bottom plate broken. You no chop well, you go "fire" akwuna on duty
Education / Re: No More Admissions Into Higher Institutions For Persons Below 18 Years - FG by simplyOJ(m): 12:17pm On Jul 18
Beremx:
Primary 6 should also be made compulsory. Every child should get admitted into secondary school at age 11yrs
I tell you. We hurry our children too much. Go to our various universities especially the private ones and see children who are supposed to be in SS1 or 2 their studying
Education / Re: No More Admissions Into Higher Institutions For Persons Below 18 Years - FG by simplyOJ(m): 12:10pm On Jul 18
The skill acquisition part is key. Enough of paper qualifications
Crime / Re: Body Of Motorbike Rider Recovered From Well In Delta Community by simplyOJ(m): 2:07pm On Jul 17
Oh! Such a young boys cut down by ritualist. May those responsible not know peace
Politics / Re: I Received Over N1billion For Renovation Of Yahaya Bello's Houses, Contractor by simplyOJ(m): 2:05pm On Jul 17
Just imagine how monies are been doled out with careless abandon. No wonder there seems to be more money in the hands of individuals than in the banks. All in their attempt to cover their tracks, Yaya Bello allegedly with his stogies prefers paying in cash. A young man that power was handed over to on a platter of gold, had all the opportunity to leave a positive mark for posterity chose the path of primitive accumulation.
Politics / Re: Senate Sacks Ali Ndume As Chief Whip over Anti-Tinubu Comments by simplyOJ(m): 1:38pm On Jul 17
Edygrin:
I saw people in the other thread saying Akpabio could do nothing to Ndume because he's a "staunch politician, who stood up to Buhari".

Tinubu and Akpabio no get joy o, they'll give it to the north how they want it o.

The core North adds no value to this nation but always wants power. Anytime the south is president they'll be looking for ways to remove them.

My happiness is that the south is waking up.
One chilled bottle of zobo for you.

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Romance / Re: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by simplyOJ(m): 11:13pm On Jul 12
Zonefree:
She try, but the truth is, I can't be with a woman this strong.

I love and want my woman to be feminine all round. I can't even date a woman that can effortlessly ON the generator and change over. That one na bandit.
grin Walla you know well. You say bandit?
Politics / Re: There Are Over 277 Guns Around National Assembly – Senator Jimoh Ibrahim by simplyOJ(m): 2:27pm On Jul 04
It seems it's only through the unconventional way of fighting crime is how our security agencies are able to corner money. They all know fighting crime through technology will help them achieve more, but....
Politics / Re: Return 22 Official Vehicles: Edo Govt Issues 7-day Ultimatum To Philip Shaibu by simplyOJ(m): 1:07pm On Jul 02
what is he doing with 22 official vehicles? We never ready. I wonder how many vehicles are under the Governor's office

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Calls For Punishment Of Civil Servants Receiving Salaries Abroad by simplyOJ(m): 4:54pm On Jun 23
Good one. The same people will japa, insult the country yet still be drawing money from the treasury without resigning. So many of them especially the doctors are involved in this criminality. Over 100 of them were investigated & dropped recently from the payroll, & some of them are frantically trying to be re-enlisted. They should be prosecuted & made to refund every kobo.

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Pets / Re: Rottweiler Catches A Thief And Refuses To Let Him Go (Video) by simplyOJ(m): 12:32pm On Jun 14
grin The thief turned to angel immediately..
Sports / Re: How An Injured Eyinmba Player Was Wheeled Out Of The Field by simplyOJ(m): 12:27pm On Jun 14
grin The way the player was even dropped can cause more damage
Business / Re: Nine Of 29 Directors Survive As CBN Implements Obazee Report by simplyOJ(m): 11:58am On Jun 12
EmperorCaesar:
'After Implementing Obazee report..."

Thought some clowns said its all ethnic cleansing when CBN started the sacking spree

Those who tend to paint a tribal picture of every neutral reports should be exiled to antarctica till the end of time

They arent fit to live among humans
Gbam
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Pays All Bills At The University Of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital by simplyOJ(m): 11:41am On Jun 12
Nice one Bro. May you keep increasing.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Pays All Bills At The University Of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital by simplyOJ(m): 11:39am On Jun 12
Nice one Bro. May you keep increasing
Politics / Re: Tinubu Trips, falls at Democracy Day Parade reviewing exercise by simplyOJ(m): 11:37am On Jun 12
Oh! No. Kpele Your Excellency
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Benin Republic: 2026 World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 2 (Full Time) by simplyOJ(m): 6:59pm On Jun 10
The team should be disbanded I beg. Shame

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Politics / Re: Fubara Awards N19.6b Contract For Reconstruction Of Demolished Rivers Assembly C by simplyOJ(m): 12:42pm On Jun 08
Just imagine. Will he be this reckless if this money were to his?

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Family / Re: Woman In Tears As Female Lawyer Who Handled Her Divorce Case Weds Her Husband by simplyOJ(m): 12:22pm On Jun 08
grin grin grin cheesy grin cheesy That's all I am able to express
Politics / Re: States Banning Sale Of Alcohol Shouldn’t Get VAT On Beer - Ex-Minister, Adewole by simplyOJ(m): 7:19am On Jun 03
Way to go. To drink alcohol or permit it within your borders is haram, but when others generate money from the sales of it at other borders it no haram to spend it

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Sports / Re: Footballers Who Married Older Women (Photos) by simplyOJ(m): 11:35am On May 28
Like has been said. Age is but a number, understanding is key.
Crime / Re: Woman Captures Stealing Phone From Wine Shop (photos) by simplyOJ(m): 3:48pm On May 24
And this is someone's aunty. If she get home now, you will hear: Aunty your are welcome. Aunty Ole. Long Throat.
Food / Re: Why Is No Body Talking About Pepper? See Pepper N200 by simplyOJ(m): 12:29pm On May 24
KingMack:
even fufu don dey drag size with egg..ah taya😔
My brotherrrrr....One will need like 20 wraps now to guage

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Crude Oil Is Blessing, Leaders Are Curse: Emir Sanusi by simplyOJ(m): 12:20pm On May 24
This cant be said any better. The land Nigeria its so blessed that each State could have have been able to run it selves financially and independent of the Federal Government. Unfortunately y we keep allowing the Politicians use us to play chess.

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Business / Re: From Next Month, Nigeria Would Have No Need To Import Petrol - Dangote by simplyOJ(m): 8:12am On May 18
We will have to wait until then & hoping it materializes because it's totally unpardonable for a people who live by a waterside but still use spittle to wash their hands.

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Politics / Re: Pandemonium In National Assembly As DSS Manhandles Senior Staff by simplyOJ(m): 9:39pm On May 17
I think there are times we should try as much as possible to avoid embarrassment. It's a simple task, show your ID properly & pass, but no. Following simple instructions will save you a whole lot of trouble. You see me, I know like embarrassment.
Politics / Re: Wike inspects Projects to celebrate President Tinubu's one year in office by simplyOJ(m): 9:32pm On May 17
What Wike has achieved in less than a Year is what the former Minister Mohammed Bello could not even dream of in 8 years
Celebrities / Re: Portable Fails To Meet Bail Conditions, Remains In Police Custody by simplyOJ(m): 12:53pm On May 15
hurryup123:
How you go carry clear eye give portable motor on credit shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
I tire. The person go explain tire

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Fashion / Re: Woman's Frightening Makeup Terrifies Bus Passengers by simplyOJ(m): 8:42am On May 14
May be she is going to movie set and had to do the makeup herself at home probably because the makeup artist reported sick & bedridden.
Crime / Re: Young Lady Found Dead In Abuja (photos) by simplyOJ(m): 10:34am On May 04
Probably one chance victim. May whoever that is involved in taking this life never know peace.
Crime / Re: Suspected Phone Thief Stabs Young Woman In Yobe, Now arrested! by simplyOJ(m): 10:30am On May 04
When the knife is removed, it should be used to stab the idiot at the same spot, tied to a tree in a forest & left to bleed to death.
Events / Re: Babatunde Fashola's Daughter, Yewande, Weds Posi Ogunlesi (Photos) by simplyOJ(m): 10:20am On May 04
One happy father. Congratulations to the couple

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