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Politics / Re: Delta Women Protest Over Lockdown Extension In The State (Photos) by simplyOJ(m): 10:25am On Apr 16, 2020
This is a wake up call to all government officials, from the federal to the local. Structures for governance needs to be put in place with readily data of the number of citizens, their vocation & spread, the vulnerable etc. With these info in place, you can easily access your citizens with any needed pallaitives whenever the need arises.

May God give those in authority sense and capacity to do what they're voted to do.
Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Port Harcourt by simplyOJ(m): 10:10am On Apr 16, 2020
InternalAuditor:
This thread will not change anything lol

Walia you're a wicked man grin cheesy
Health / Re: Boss Mustapha: I Never Knew Nigeria’s Healthcare Infrastructure Was In Bad State by simplyOJ(m): 1:43pm On Apr 10, 2020
I am shocked the SGF could say this, well I later came to terms with his reasoning because they as government officials are used to patronizing foreign medical facilities abroad.

Well thanks to Corona, no more foreign medical trips for our officials at least for now; we all die here.

In another news, the queen of England have been trying PMB's number to no avail, his medical checkup time in the UK is due. His number have been indicating; Not Available. Biko who see am

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Politics / Re: Accountant-General Of The Federation’s Office In Abuja Is On Fire by simplyOJ(m): 12:08pm On Apr 08, 2020
Ezemarcel:
Fake
What's fake about the fire? It's real
Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Rejects Coat Of Arms Made By An Artist That 'Looks Like Winch' by simplyOJ(m): 10:01am On Apr 08, 2020
grin cheesy Biko leave my hand.
Phones / Re: COVID-19: Whatsapp Tightens Limits On Message Forwarding To Counter Fake News by simplyOJ(m): 10:00am On Apr 08, 2020
Very Good. Too much fake news flying around enabled by forwarding.
Travel / Re: Port Harcourt Lockdown: What I Saw Around The City Yesterday- PICTURES by simplyOJ(m): 1:48pm On Apr 06, 2020
Damn! A child who saw these pictures while eating just threw up, thereby wasting food in these critical period of lockdown! Damn lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Chadian Soldiers Free Nigerian Soldiers In Boko Haram Captivity - Daily Post by simplyOJ(m): 7:43pm On Apr 05, 2020
All our soldier boys know how to do is to threaten to rape unarmed women skin to skin and to infect them with HIV. See Chad Army teaching them work. I just dey shame for Nigeria; Chad Fa! Kai!

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Business / Re: How To Become A Technoprenuer 2020 by simplyOJ(m): 2:34pm On Apr 03, 2020
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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello: "Those Who Wish Me Coronavirus Will Have HIV" by simplyOJ(m): 10:43am On Mar 26, 2020
Youthful Governor with Indomie brain. He just waisted a slot of the Nigerian youths in governance. No shame at-all.

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Politics / Re: Change Amotekun’s Name To ‘Oduduwa Guards’ – MURIC by simplyOJ(m): 8:33pm On Mar 20, 2020
We have heard you, what next; nonsense. One day, this man will get the slaps that he deserves.

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Sports / Re: Francisca Ordega Builds House For Her Mother (Photos) by simplyOJ(m): 9:15am On Mar 17, 2020
Male child! Male Child!! have always been the chant. Now see female child changing things for better. Kudos top all the hustling Boss ladies out there, una own no go lost. Congratulations to the parents; enjoy the fruit of your labor.

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Travel / Re: Coronavirus Scare: Masked Man Gets Seats All To Himself (Photo, Video) by simplyOJ(m): 2:22pm On Mar 09, 2020
grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Saudi Women Smoke In Public To ‘complete’ Their Freedom by simplyOJ(m): 1:22pm On Feb 16, 2020
Free at last grin

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Politics / Re: Situation At Nnamdi Kanu's Family Compound Ahead Of Parents' Burial (Video) by simplyOJ(m): 10:25pm On Feb 13, 2020
EastGold:
Where is that noisy fugitive guy, MNK?


Will he bury his parents in the Zoo?

Will he come to the zoo to bury his parents?

Or, will the coward fail to give his parents their deserved last respect?


Chai, his parents died as zoogerians!
Kai! Wicked mangrin cheesy
NYSC / Re: University Of Arkansas, USA Re-Enact NYSC Orientation Camp & Drills by simplyOJ(m): 4:44pm On Feb 04, 2020
Young6x1:
Everything for Yankee de sweet
Our toilet in camp once u enter the shit go run go back
Crazy grin Damn cheesy Naija...
Politics / Re: MURIC: "Amotekun Is A Christian Name, Must Be Changed" by simplyOJ(m): 10:12pm On Jan 27, 2020
This man need public beating grin
Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Kaduna-abuja Train by simplyOJ(m): 3:08pm On Jan 02, 2020
The road is no longer bringing in the required dividends of kidnapping, it seems all the VIP's have left the road for rail, hence bad boys also decided to shift base.
Travel / Re: A Nairalander's Visit To Agulu Lake Hotel, Anambra For Christmas Party (Photos) by simplyOJ(m): 4:37pm On Dec 27, 2019
GuyWise101:
Chai so guy this is the lady you ended up with cheesy


Had sex with her countless times in those days before dumping her dirty ass.... spits.


Well enjoy your marriage with my ex.
What manner of disrespect is this. She was ok when you had sex with her....I hope you marry a virgin. What do you intend to achieve by this. This is the lowest of the low.

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Health / Re: Many People Are Using Paracetamol To Cook Meat! by simplyOJ(m): 1:45pm On Dec 26, 2019
Really shocked This may also contribute to the large number of organ failure been reported currently. Na wa for restaurant people; you just have to be poisoning people Sha!

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Lady Beating Her Underage Househelp Goes Viral by simplyOJ(m): 1:24pm On Dec 22, 2019
Height of wickedness from the woman. I couldn't sleep last night, the video of the slamming of that poor girl kept playing any time I close my eyes.

I hope she's caught soon & dealt with accordingly. See her masculine body self, instead of her to go and register with WWF, she here trying to slam a child to her death.
Crime / Re: Missing Baby Not Exhumed From Sotitobire Church Akure - Ondo Police Give Updates by simplyOJ(m): 2:34pm On Dec 18, 2019
The media house should also be burnt for airing falsehood. Imagine the wanton destruction.

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Politics / Re: Alhassan Doguwa: Speaker Sent Me Official Cars After My Election Nullification by simplyOJ(m): 9:54am On Nov 25, 2019
Paddy! Paddy!! At the top is what has gotten us in these mess we are in now as a Nation. What a shame, the court nullifies your election, you remain a non member of the House until you gain entrance back only through election.

I can confirm that his office is still been run like nothing happened.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Conductor Wearing Suit And Tie by simplyOJ(m): 3:51pm On Nov 13, 2019
Every profession has it own attire. Suit is a no..no for conductors. Na heat go wound am. Could be likened to a doctor wearing baba Riga to the theatre.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Conductor Wearing Suit And Tie by simplyOJ(m): 3:49pm On Nov 13, 2019
Every profession has it own attire
Crime / Re: Mobile Policemen Brutalize Man For Blocking Their Van With G-Wagon In Owerri by simplyOJ(m): 11:42am On Nov 13, 2019
Animals in uniform welding weapons. Na civilian body they like forming Voltron
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool vs Manchester City - (3 - 1) On 10th November 2019 by simplyOJ(m): 6:52pm On Nov 10, 2019
Omo
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: I Am Better Than Yahaya Bello In Bed by simplyOJ(m): 2:37pm On Nov 10, 2019
See what politics has turned to. Politicians have now left: I will construct bridges across the ocean & built castle in the air, to now: I am more active in bed than my opponent. Which kind wahala be this
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Takes Bill To Buhari In London For Signing, Nigerians React by simplyOJ(m): 11:26pm On Nov 04, 2019
This is very sickening.

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Romance / Re: Man Returns Home To Meet His Friend In Boxers With Only His Girlfriend Around by simplyOJ(m): 10:14am On Nov 04, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
Did they "caught" him?
This can cause permanent back bone disability
Politics / Re: NASS: Presiding Officers Residences Uncompleted (Photo) by simplyOJ(m): 10:10am On Nov 04, 2019
Pathetic. The scubbles between the last NASS leadership & the Presidency scuttled the project. We know how to waste money in this country.

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