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comradespade:
putting a wrapped paper in my mouth and he lit it when I was sleeping.....I almost chocked to death on that day all thanks to dad I almost broke his neck

I guess u d type dat open mouth while sleeping


I did it on lots of my classmates dat dnt close their mouth wen sleeping

it got me into trouble in primary schl tho

misspicy:
Sinaj was not even born then

they were still making plans for me

Free101:
Op, you better believe o, there was a girl I was dating back then in 2015, [b]met her here on nairaland. [/b]Then things started going wrong, it was always from frying pan to fire for me. It was after I broke up with her and was going through her post here that I saw one of her post claiming she has a "spirit husband". Abeg, how my life no go dabaru?

bros nawa for u o!

Mine wasn't funny tho

My sibling saw me washing my phone pouch( it looks very much like my fone) coz it got stained nd was like... "aunty what are you doing?"

I replied that am washing my phone just to dismiss his endless questions that would av come up if I had told him it's called a phone pouch (my mistake tho)


The next day I saw this young man seriously washing my Tecno M3 with Ariel and Sponge. He saw me coming, ran to meet me smiling nd said...

"Aunty ur phone is shining now".
Tears just started dripping from my eyes
I couldn't evn beat him.

He was just 3yrs lol

dead again

I thought this juju stuff works only in nollywood

Haba! Sombori's husband


I hope dis is frm a movie scene

u sound like an agbero

Biggcake:
Lol... Both of you are foolish..

u wud av added dope

TheSlyone2:
Benita27, Genea, HateU2 TrapQueen77, genas, prettythicksme, iamdaisy,
DeepFriedPuff
, Makydebbie,
sinaj, refiner
l0vlyn, Nomfanelo99
, mamagee3
Confessions

I don't do pants

soberdrunk:
Just kill me ooooo!!! Kill me oooo!!! Lebagroup kill me ooo!! Lemme just die!!!! See Food!!!! Wow!!! Very sweet!!!! This is what a 'real' woman looks like, not all these 'malnourished' girls forming "model" , when you off light, you go begin find them for bed

u dey off light so she no go see ur ugly face in action abi

Khd95:
Does covenant,redeemers university etc allow muslim gathering


U just want to make trouble where nd when there is none.


I passs

are they federal or state Universities?

Use ur head!

Royalseed20:
you mean you don't have? ^_^

I dnt

Came to learn

[quote author= post=52999943]Some girls no just get shame. See d kind person dem dey try seduce[/quote]lwkmd

I heard he is a lecturer nau

So it's possible

[quote author=pxjosh post=53003119][/quote]werin

[quote author=sekundosekundo post=53003341][/quote]

kateskitty:
I'm sure you'll like that in you

not evn for a million dollar

I888:
shebi una dey like big cassava until una see one wey fit tear toto

diz one go tear womb beyond repair

koolsnoop2:
bad girl

m a changed person jore *rolls eyes*

500


How many people come remain for d state nau.

The smile tho

EmperorShizzy:
fear God

I fear Him

butanep:
You were too busy to read but aren't busy to type. Ladies like you always find ways to cover your woes instead of accepting correction that will help you.

There is no doubt... you are still a toddler.

Instead of quoting me around on post dat doesn't concern u, y dnt u go help ur mum out with d dishes coz it's certain u jobless this morning.

As for me, m xo busy now nd wouldn't want to b infected with ur frustration nd laziness.

laribari:
Sinaj finally you don see thee one wey pass you

e still hard me believe sef

Nma27:
E go b oou or Lautech

OyO will b ur case wen Lautech peepz will start attackin u

butanep:
You were too busy to read but aren't busy to type. Ladies like you always find ways to cover your woes instead of accepting correction that will help you.

There is no doubt... you are still a toddler.

ok grandpa.

Is dat all?

I really pity old men like u tho

Jeeeeeeesu

E b like police baton sef

fairlyusedpant:
your must be an aspiring engrish teacher, please submit your job application letter so that i can employ you in my school chief otutupoyoyo1 grammar school of science and technoloy, as a engrish teacher, i will pay you 500,000 per week

it's English nt engrish *rolls eyes* lol

Btw 500k per week
Abeg m ready to teach d engrish!

butanep:
Please learn how to read before commenting. The fact you want to make FB doesn't make you ask irrelevant questions.

I wonder how you read your comprehension passage in JAMB, if only you have passed JAMB.

I think u are a fool!

And as for jamb, yea I passed jamb very well years ago.

Btw which research did u do dat made u to conclude that I asked dat question just to make fb? U really nt ok.