₦airaland Forum

kuuljay:
Wetin you dey do here,You wan learn bad thing abi?oya oya drop that log dey run go house now!now!!

Orijin101:
woOoOow! what a rainbowful wedding

dovelike:
Am confused. Where is her bra

SkinnyDude:
my first official masturbation was in january 2010. i was in SS1 then.
i had returned from a holiday. my parents were not around, they had gone to work. my sister was still in the village.
i just returned from my cousin's house, that was where i got exposed to porrn. one of cousin's friends, OBY, had porrn. we watched it together in his sitting room. man! i loved what i saw.
so, when i returned, i decided to see it again. since i was the only one around. i headed straight to a nearby shop, even without eating.
the man who sold it, didnt ask me of my age (i looked very young). i gave #100 and took the CD.
i got home, inserted it into the DVD. locked the door and anything lockable, i didn't want our amebo neighbours to start 'invading'.

the dark guy was pounding the white so badly, i was in heaven on earth. my chairman got excited, he wanted to taste. taste what kwean?
i pulled down my short, and started...started what kwan?
minutes later, i felt this sweet sensation under my (hmmm). it was the sweetest feeling.
And i CAME..
and guilt set in. i removed the CD, broke it into pieces, flushed it down into the toilet.
i asked God For forgiveness, and promised not to do it again.

kuuljay:
***drags a log of wood*** oya continue.how did it happen pls

krall3:
modified!!!!!!

Dannylux:
What if I told you to get a mask on to hide your fugly face would that be nice?

krall3:
okay i will contact you.

krall3:
you are too nice, are you single??

Dannylux:
Apparently, that's the best picture your mind can depict when you see folds of skin at the axilla. Aren't you one amazing young lady?

Dannylux:
Apparently, that's the best picture your mind can depict when you see folds of skin at the axilla. Aren't you one amazing young lady?

Cutehector:
sinaj haba. R u dat raw?

Cutehector:
sinaj haba. R u dat raw?

krall3:
you are very stupiid

jeffery251:
My guy, u never marry her she pour u hot water, if u come marry her nkor? Dat one na hydrochloric acid she go pour u.U berra krall out of her life oh cos no Naija babe is worth dying for.

krall3:
i dont understand. what kind of evidence?

Dannylux:
Your body has between 60-75 trillion cells and study revealed that the number of non self cells (commensals, normal flora, resident flora etc) in your body outweigh the number of self cells (the actual cells that make up your body system).

There you have your answer.

figo05:
Guess u dnt have butt at all