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ha, oya no vex, my prince.

Trendyprince:
Lol...don't be jealous. Na only Naanxie dey remember me here

wait na only naanxie you see here? i am jealous

Trendyprince:
Hello Naanxie.


Good morning. Hope your night was cool?

FriedPlantain:
Hian! Just to get information about new moniker costs N10,000, if I want kan know her home address nko?

50k .....money must be made.

I do..............10k.

FriedPlantain:
Abeg who knows MarvellousGod new moniker for nairaland (assuming she is back). I don't know why but I think I miss the babe already. I miss seeing her moniker, I miss reading her matured comments on this board.... ... I think I miss her.

CoCoLav:
Hahaha...school work is dealing with me. I'm sorry ma.

Alright, dear.

Go ahead.....i dey your back.

Lero15:


Emi Lero! Ehn!!

Somebody hold me before I commit assault in this room.

Haha!!!

Ask them granpas ooo.

naanxie:
Lol, dude is funny. "All I see is boys and girls flirting"





Who is boys and girls here mbok

I love your reply......

davide470:
https://www.nairaland.com/jobs

Have you checked that site? Check it first, you will see plenty threads on Jobs everyday (averagely 120threads per day)

Babe, update your diary now, i will sue you o ..........

CoCoLav:
Depends on the school you are applying to since you are already in the final stages.

ElDeVee, come see o

i give it to timi dakolo and wife.

#5million

Beesluv:
Is the guy a nigeian corper

hahahahaha.

CoCoLav:
I don't want to see what will blind my eyes

you are covered

na wa o........... Ednut1 come see your brother o

faith2ogesco:
were u expecting me to be short?

Over 6ft? na wa o

faith2ogesco:
I be seen one of my dopplegangers o. As for d height ish. E no work o. am over 6ft while my parents ain't DAT tall

why now? Are you scared?

CoCoLav:
Hahaha..I no wan see abeg, I'm sure David is more interested.
Where is Jamean o

ok sir

spankyflex:
no 5 is false

ok, but other are right abi?

FriedPlantain:
Singlefade25, I'm not sure your number 5 is true I think it is a bit misleading.



My dad is tall and slightly slim while my mum is short and kinda fat stocky.

..... But whenever people see me, they liken me to a bottle of Guinness small stout.

Did You Know....?

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance that it will make you severely sick in 2 yrs.

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.

5. A person's height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.

6. If a part of your body "falls asleep",
you can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - Food, attractive people and danger

8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side

9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odour.

10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.

11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you ate a new one everyday, it would take over 20 years to try them all.

12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.

13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don't.

14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.

15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia

16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10-watt light bulb!!

17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 litres of water!!

18. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!

19. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.

CoCoLav:
Hahahaha

How are you dear? i was braless yesterday........you sef wan see ham? send your email.

Jamean:
Fine ma'am... thanks

what are you preparing for? October 30 abi?

davide470:
Send it to my email.

Your email, please.

FriedPlantain:
If the pishure is not uploading, convert it to Microsoft Word and re-upload. It will open.

I know say na you go quote me.....yeye.

davide470:
Today in the World is No Bra Day


So, Jamean
Beau49
Cocolav
veevean1
Naanxie
cc150615
Hollabesea
SingleFade
Ivyy
LadyF
Abimbawealth
NaijaSingleGirl

Who didn't wear a bra to work today?

i did not wear bra today.....i have prove, but the picture is not uploading.

Good

hmmmmmm

adeaks:
By using the word 'sample' I meant that I'd continue sampling or gathering people's opinions about marriage. I didn't mean sampling in the euphemistic sense of the word.

OK.

yes now

veevean1:
Hehehe, shine ke

Aunty na your face be this? see as you dey shine.

veevean1:
U come be queen mother abi.

Jamean:
Sampling is a method of gathering data for statistical analysis

hahahahahaha, i know now......but i want adeaks to explain his own sampling.

EleDeVee