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Laveda:
I played that song all through yesterday

Need to rest my head now, Night sinizia.

Good night.

Laveda:
But I don't have that song....

Ok, you'll play God Will Make A Way by Don Moen, and I'll change my mind and send the strippers.

Laveda:


Don't ruin my mood

Ok, if you play Oghene Doh by Frand Edward and not Inyanya, I might change my mind.

Laveda:
** singing iyanya ft skales**

** something's waiting for you in my room, I can't wait to take you to my room, come to my room,come meet me in my room ***

So this have your plan all these while? Lie that you had a stressful day so I can get you male strippers?


*male strippers mood deactivated*

Laveda:
Sini you're crazy...you need some hot spanking

A bit stressful

I'm typing from a mental home.


Awww. . . Cry no more. I'm sending some male strippers - Magic Mike XXL style, to come massage your weary soul.

Laveda:
I got mine. . . The bible doesn't guarantee that you know?

Tired as fucck how was your day?

Tired as fúck? You fùcked? And is fúck boring?

My day was hectic, yours?

Laveda:
Any evidence to prove you are? Morning sini

I've got my Bible with me.
Evening Lav, how are you?

Opener - 1 point - Tie


Rhymes - 2 points - Nil

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Tie

Punchlines - 3 points - Tie

Flow - 1 point - Captaincids

Wordplays - 2 points - Dklef

Personal - 2 point - NiL

Closer - 1 point - Captaincids


Mvgt - Tie

Love is a choice, always have, always will. When we say there are certain qualities we look out for in a man or woman we'd want to marry or date, we've already listed out the choices (qualities) that's prerequisite before we can fall in love with a guy or girl. Even when we say we can't control the person we fall for, subconsciously, the person must have possessed most or some of those qualities. That's why we'd hear something like; "this girl is all I need in a woman, but she's an OUTCAST/ a CHRISTIAN/MUSLIM/a CRIPPLE/ a PRØStitute etc., so I can't love her/marry her." We have choices, despite the fact that traditions, dogmas and societal norms forces to go against our choices sometimes. So, yes, love is by choice. We can't love everyone, we choose those that fits your definition of love/attraction to fall for or be with.

Laveda:
Pastor? which hotel?

You don't believe me?

Laveda:
My day was okay

Still cold? Need hot tea or hot. . . .

Hot tea, hot . . . . will lead me to sin, and you know i'm a pastor.

Laveda:
My day was okay

Still cold? Need hot tea or hot. . . .

Hot tea, hot . . . . will lead me to sin, and you know i'm a pastor.

Laveda:
you're crazy I swear..how was your day?

cold day ruined by rain. yours?

Laveda:
Not again

Laveda:
when are we booking my flight

after you agree to the bills paying arrangement.

Laveda:

Laveda:
lmao

No need for the porrn movie again nau

Laveda:
Be the man here

Btw, lodging for a week, that's more than testing nau

See Sassy o, testing in a hotel that collects about N100K per night? I no see cheap hotel for the testing? Na full action o, testing go dey inside am. All join.

Laveda:
reasons accepted right?

50/50. Right?

Laveda:
sini you're crazy

Laveda:

1.You'll enjoy it more
2.An opportunity you're not sopposed to miss, this might be your last time, graaaab it
3.I'll give you extra V to take home
4. You won't hit much
5. I might be in control all through, you know the cow girl thingy

More loading later

1. No way. The enjoyment is 50/50.
2. When women boku all over Naija? No way!!
3. With the amount I'll spend a night, I'll get 20 extra V's!!
4. If I hit much nko?
5. Hell no. I'll be in control 70% of the time. I'm a dominant male.


start all over again. These excuses doesn't hold water.

Laveda:
must you return the kisses?

Igbo man you want to run abi?....pay from sunday to wednesday first...I'll pay the rest

Do me, I do you, God no go vex.


Why must I pay first? Give me ten reasons why I must pay first.

Laveda:
change is constant ....you paying or not?

And hey...stop the kisses business time

You started the kisses not me.


Ok, we'll lodge for one week. You pay from Sunday to Wednesday. I'll pay from Thursday to Saturday, and we'll vacate on Sunday. 50/50.

Laveda:
Nope.the man is the head when it involves money...Men first

Why must a man come first when it comes to money? If women are the last, why then the sentence - ladies first? Ladies first in everything jare.

Laveda:
you paying right?

As courtesy demands - ladies first.

Laveda:
I'm in PH how do I send my V down to abuja?

By flight.

Laveda:
Choose a place that would suit you

Sheraton hotel, Abuja.

Too many beefs on this section.

Laveda:
Prove me wrong then

Name date, place and location.

Laveda:
I still need to test
So you don't disgrace me

For doubting my longetivity, you don already disgrace moi.

Laveda:
oh really? Then you won't last long

You lied.

Laveda:
your chat, really? ....I want to test jare...tested and trusted

My chats and I are one. I'm my chats, and my chats is me. My chats lasts long, same as me.