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Skimpledawg:
For your sake, hope thunder no go fire you this night

No, thunder will rather fire Aston Villa as we raid their fortress.

Leyqute:
That guy pushed Greenwood o

The push wasn't really significant IMO.

Greenwood missed a great chance there.

These lads should not fall my hand. Shekpetiris and Gayners must not laugh at us please.

C'mon lads. We can do this. I don't care how y'all do it. I just need 3 points even if it comes illegally.

Pogba the virus infecting the dressing room with his dancing moves.

Pogba the Virus infecting everyone in the dressing room 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/2qrOZaIhJN

— David (@daveek10) July 5, 2020

eph12:
Thiago used to be a very fine player. Haven't seen much of him recently. If he's still as excellent as before, we should get him. Lingard, Perreira and Mata spaces are still there to be filled

He's still a fine player and will be a massive upgrade on those duds you listed and we need to bolster our midfield first before flinging away those duds. The only aspect of him that we'd look into is his injury history. If he's not easily injured, he can come cheap since Bayern wouldn't want him to leave for free. Liverpool are intrested in him despite their midfield options, that shouldn't deter us if he passes the criteria we want of him.

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge confirmed that Thiago Alcantara wants to leave and they don't want to lose him for free next year. I think we'd be looking at him as an option if he's injury free.

obainojazz:
Another 5th July.. another birthday to celebrate for me

Happy birthday, odogwu

So glad Wolves lost. That team were chasing us bumper to bumper. I know we'd focus on our matches, but we need the teams around us in the race for top 4 to lose points to make it easier for us. If we can clinch top 4 with 2 matches to go, e no go bad.

GloryIsaac:
I HAVE BEEN VINDICATED

No cap

It's still too early, but you've been vindicated so far. Well done!!

Hopefully, those in charge of recruiting can add more quality players to this team and help take away the focus and hope on solely Pogba so he can flourish and fulfill the dreams we've had for him all these years. I dont mind swallowing a big fat L coz of Pogba coz I've been his number one critic on here

nihilistjnr:

Hate the game not the player.

For one second, try and envisage how hot this team will be if we make the right recruitment next season especially in the RW and CB and LB (Shaw is uber useless to me) position with Henderson returning to give DDG a tough competition.

For the first time since Ferguson retired, I now have hope that United won't go 30 years like Liverpool before winning the league. If we continue to progress like this with the right players, United will return back to its glory days.

The future now looks bright.

Lana1:
Thanks. You can now come and be going...

https://images2.imgbox.com/85/7c/sHqxUGXH_o.gif

Your gifs game is out of this world!! LMAO

nihilistjnr:
We are here again....we are here again,
Lana we are here again,
sinizia we are here again...

The L connoisseur!! To chop L no dey tire you?

You remind me of these greedy politicians that don't get tired of stuffing our national treasures in their babariga, the difference is yours is L-shaped.


How far you na? Are you off to the saloon to escape another potential L?

Statmandave

Mason Greenwood in the Premier League this season:
• 7 starts
• 8 goals
• 1 assist

Generational.


Premier League goals this season:

7 - Mason Greenwood
7 - Every other teenager in the competition combined

This kid is something else.

Mason Greenwood has as many Premier League goals this season as Christian Pulisic and Alexandre Lacazette (7) and more than Nicolas Pépé (5).

7 starts. £0.

A whole Pepe

Statmandave

Mason Greenwood has scored as many Premier League goals this season as Roberto Firmino ( .
Greenwood has started 7 games. Firmino has started 30.

Greenwood >>>>>> Firmino.

Squawka

Bruno Fernandes has been directly involved in more Premier League goals (10) than he has played games in the competition.
❍ 9 games
❍ 6 goals
❍ 5 assists

Sporting CP delivers again for Man Utd.

Optajoe

5 - Manchester United have scored five goals at Old Trafford in the Premier League for the first time since December 2011 vs Wigan (5-0) - they last scored more there in their 8-2 victory over Arsenal four months prior. Best.

B/R football

Bruno Fernandes has been named United's Player of the Month for the third consecutive month.


That instant impact

Optajoe

5 - The top five most goals by players aged 18 or younger in a single Premier League season.


Famous.

Man Utd’s starting front 3 vs. Bournemouth:

Greenwood —
2/2 shots on target, 1 goal

Martial —
3/3 shots on target, 1 goal

Rashford —
3/3 shots on target, 1 goal

100% shot accuracy.

Dope

handelex:
You guys should just retain him on a Player/Coach basis. He'll really help to groom the new players coming through

This is the zenith of trolling. LMAO

nihilistjnr:
Dele Momodu!

We full grand bros. No dey run ya mouth where el capitan day.

You full ground? Yet, you've disappeared like the the fart of the infamous leperous witch.


NihiLLListjnr, are you still having a hair cut?

Khaytunechi:
Eruditor no get hands again, you have to wait till the stumps grow out or you'll have to take the limbs alone. For someone so loudmouthed and foolishly cocky as he his, I won't be surprised if he wagered his hands all over the blogosphere. He probably wagered his own hands on Reddit, Quora, Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram and even 2go just as he did on Nairaland
Where you want make e see hands again when e don already lose the two wen e get naaaaa

paafin:
Chelsea is a very nice team,
Helped Liverpool to win EPL, also helped west ham out of relegation zone

Helpers FC.

sinizia:
We'll party on this thread one way or the other. Your celebration shall be short-lived.

I warned the fans of this useless club about a week ago, but they chose to ignore my prophecy. I told them we must party on this godforsaken desolate thread, but Awon Shekpeteris chose to question the utterances of the gods.

Las las, we partied here and desecrated the useless thread. Next time, Skimpledawg and the rest of the heathens, don't take my word for granted.

As for NihiLLListjnr, I'm sure you're still barbing your hair since the kponkpon defender's waist was shifted for the 3rd goal. Keep barbing your hair after every loss, na matter of time, you go get bald head.

Abeg, DJ, play me any song with "warning" amongst its song title. Useless Shekpetewons!!

Skimpledawg:
Baba eledumaré we thank you. Abasi ké nyöng yàk isóng, sósóngho. Kabiyësi we adore you. Ubaghijï, for all you do, we say thank you.

For using Fenibeso to strike the cheekbones of the scummites and Assyrians led by the sinful Sinizia, blueraydick and leyqute descendants of Nebuchadnezzar.

For using Otematum to puncture the pride of Babylonians and Assyrians led by eruditor and ever foolish swissh and allowing us eat of their harvest (36k for Hewlettpackard and 36k for me).

Not forgetting how you used juju to slap the mouths of our in house Jebusites who wished for us to fall so as to roll out the drums of "I told you so". Thank you for putting them to shame and causing them to rejoice and repent.

May our enemies keep gnashing their teeth father and cause them to develop migraine when they permutate

Amen and Amen.

We'll party on this thread one way or the other. Your celebration shall be short-lived.

Oasis007:


Owner or still his PA?! We go party las las Bro

That's My PA. I need to fire him. Too many mentions and I'm still not feeling fine to reply all.

The only way to placate me for this fûck up is for CAS to uphold Shitty's ban so we can make top 4 because I can't trust these useless teams to take points off Chelshit.

Useless Man Shitty. You can never trust them to help you out when you're in need.

Unlimited22:
Sinizia how market na? The canopies no come again? The fridge wey the beer dey spoil?

Sinizia is very busy at the moment - national security matters. I'm his PA, I'll pass your questions and concerns to him and get back to you later on.

Nobody should mention my name. I'm not feeling fine.