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Illverbz:
Can I see any of your battles, mate?

Illverbz:
Darkenedrebel's verse was average and filled with unnecessary forced puns. I am not hating, why would I hate someone I barely know, sire?

Illverbz:
Loll, mate. Define punchlines and personals

Illverbz:
For real?

And I was thinking you were smart. Too many grown-up kids on Nairaland.

Kanyol:
I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks u re a chronic dickrider. Get a life bro
Peace

Illverbz:
Isn't this indeed the most ridiculous comment on Nairaland this year?

Man, you don't know nothing about rap if this is what you think.
Don't even say it's your own opinion, it would only make you look like you don't belong here. Loll

Kanyol:
Mshw! U don't know anything

AirborneLacer:
See men.

Yet some niccurs who are in reckless pursuit of brownie points would claim that Nesta never made those line-ups hence Boateng should be excused. Such a rich joke.

Farking Boateng was still smoking an old-school spliff at the corners of Hamburg when JT was dinning with greats in Europe

darkenedrebel:
elymax would soon die of High BP.. ..including that other flea that follows me from section to section.

darkenedrebel:
IBIME THE IMPOTENT ALBINO





It's the entry of TheRebel/ I'm getting every medal/& bringing heavy metals...since he envying my level/ & no I'm not God-sent……… .but that don't mean I'm wack.....It means I'm sentry of the devil!/

FOOL!!!

Everything he wrote is gaffe/ You heard the mofo yap/ That Giyazz hit me....& made the fofo blast/But I've killed him 4 times....With ferocious raps/So It's 4 versus 1....It's quite evident fool.....That you don't know Math!/

How did i run from romance? Get this homie a vest/ Cos I'm reloading the tech/ & a shot from the glock....would expose all his lies.........That's a Polygraph test!/

If he still disses my dad.. .I'll slit this minion/With sick precision/Then make slugs 'cross-check' his mind......Mental 'Crucifixion!'/

If he still disses my dad.....I'll klamp the damn gay/I'm armed with nine blades/Spill his blood on his shirt.....When I slice the fäg's face/ Till you find Bis on red........Like It's Valentine's day!/

If he still disses my dad.....I'll dent him with bars/ & leave the gremlin with scars/ & It's not a 'Punctuation mark'.....When this 'K Dot' his face.....like he 'Kendrick Lamar!'/

If he still disses my...Sike!.....I ain't doing that again/ I'm moving now with rage/If he's found in my borough...his foot is getting sprained/ It ain't Superman Lois.....But when that tool is set & aimed......I'd shoot this fool down in the Lane!/

If I grab Mrs Ibime...I get the ratchet slapped/She'd be gagged & stabbed/Till Bis Begging for her life.....like that Madcon track!/

I'll gorge out her eyes...Cos I'm a beast that growls/ I'll rip her snout/So call me M.I Abaga....cos after I kick the lout/ I'll slit her stomach. ..& leave her with a Bad Belle.........It's allowed It's allowed!/

If she survives the ordeal..I'll stuff my phällus in her rear/ Her Vägina would wear/ & just to kill her off...I'll ram her on the stairs/Before my raggity spears....would penetrate his wife.....Extra-marital affair!/

When I beat this sly with steel lead/This guy will need med/Fore' I drop his scrötum on his skull.....translation?....Ibime dies a Dick-head/




See the stories he told/Filthy Pinochio rogue/Accept you are impotent....or I wrap your throat round this rope/Facts of life.....Ibime couldn't bring a Kid in...if he told us a Joke!/

35 year old bumpkin......Yet he thinks that he fly/When he visits the village...This imp never smiles/ His parents come out the hut....looking weak & senile/ First thing his father says? ..... Ibime my son, when would you give us a child?/

Ibime's a dirt nincompoop/ Sterile & useless..& a senseless dumb boob/ Even Martin Luther knows.....That Bis dreams of being a father.....will never come true!/

Ibime's a Tranny....& he's not prudent/ He a daft student/I'll kill his mom & dad...WIth these brash bullets/ Wait!......Didn't you get the bar?.....I said I'll kill this Trans Parent.......Like they Translucent!/

I'll maim this tout / In this crazy bout/Till he gives up the ghost..... Like Nairalanders tired.....of their alternate accounts/

My father was a hero....Who was holier than the Pope/He gave the hopeless some hope/ & the homeless a home/ Did charity works with humility....& gave the näked some clothes/The earth lost a jewel when he died....He was mourned by the globe/So this is not a diss......It's a solemn prayer......May God rest his soul/

But Ibime's Father?

Is Con artist.. & a sordid coon/ Your father's the thief not mine...& I got solid proof/ Cos your Dad's like the Green Archer.....A notorious crook....Known for Robbing Hoods!/

Ibime:
Better late than never. . . . long day. . . .


I'm from a broken home. . . this nigga actually said/
My parents still together. . . . get that fact through your head/
Throwing stones from a glass house. . . . get you shattered instead/
Are your parents still together?. . . NO!. . .cos your daddy is dead!/
That ain’t a punchline. . . . that’s just stating a fact/
You mention Bis?. . . . I send you where that nigga taking his nap/
He came in boasting "Google Oba Aromo. . . . my family got rep son”/
Then Oba Aromolaran got exposed for stealing public cheque funds/
He started wailing. . . "my dad died. . . you didn’t google the correct one"/
Well, in my opinion . . . . the only good thief is a dead one!/
I didn’t wanna bring his dad in the cipher/ but he trampled a viper/
Soon as he brought family into it. . . . that’s the decider!/
Since the thief died. . . . his mother been attached to a heifer/
Breaching anti-gay laws. . . . and having ratchets inside her/
Peeping at the maid in the shower. . . . and making advance on the minor/
And they been engaging 'in sex'. . . . since the 'black widow spied her'!!/ (black widow spider)
You cross the line. . . .. now we fully heartless nigga/
singing Gnarls Barkley. . . . Gone Daddy Gone. . . . for the departed father figure/
My father figured. . . to teach me 'indices'. . . so I won’t end up an artist nigga/
You an artist nigga. . . cos ya father 'in decease'. . . and never taught you father figures!/
Bipolar emotional bytch nigga. . . lacking masculine direction/
You’ll be heading for Yaba Left . . . without a rapid intervention/
You mentioning my wife . . . but my pipe is strong/ and my python long/
Been married 3 years. . . . and family planning. . . . cos my wife is young/
Something his father shoulda done. . . . to save this waste of a pipe/
Giyazz beat him to stupor. . . . now I'ma put his face on a spike/
cos if 'G-Let' him live. . . .then with these 'razors'. . . I’m taking his life!!/
Fact is this/ You'll never be respected by cats like Bis/
cos you act a bytch/ and ya rhymes contain a lot of grammar. . . but you lacking wit/
Long azz quatrains without landing a jab that hits/
I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint". . . "in other words, I'm wack as shyt"!/
Go against Bis and your days are done/
Real emcees dont need long quatrains to spit amazing puns/
That's for slow-witted lazy scum/
Only takes 2 lines from Bis . .and your fate is spun/
I'll force ropes through your mouth. . . and make you 'lace' your tongue/
You'll get 'dissed till'. . . they swear that I was making 'rum'!/
You a 'drug mule'. . . Giyazz, Max, Krone and 'co caned' your bum/
That's 3 plays in one Quatrain. . . you're done!/
But don't thank me for the training son/
Just phock off back to romance section. . . where they chased you from!/
Always boasting of ya family money . . . . immature bytch nigga/
This ain’t a punchline. . . . but this bytch nigga on FFR. . . . and brought along his big sister!/
I made wealth off my own sweat . . . . in your world. . . I’m a rich nigga/
But this gun’ll have you speaking 'Arabic'. . . . if you try to take 'Bis milla'!!/
Switch nigga. . . .the áss whipping will be a grevious offence/
You best use your next verse to plead and repent/. . . . before another beating commence!/



oNe!

Mourinholic:
Verily verily I say unto you,comprehension is not easy for you.......
Taking banter personal....
Dope and Funlord replied me test with banter,I laughed and ignored........
Then Adelana took it personal and wrote a novel, I ignored......

Did I reply a banter with insult?

United fans have been on our thread for weeks dishing banter,we didn't take anything personal

Chestar5:
this is what he said




he didn't have to say d above to prove a point... We are all soccer fans, we should only mock each odas club not family or throw unneccessary jabs and insults.... It makes no sense

Chestar5:
this is part of what d guy was sayin', u are no better than mourinholic with this comment of yours......i will not say wats on my mind

leggo:
You are surprised the shekpe fan could not keep up with his own reasoning in the space of 5 minutes? It is their hallmark! While normal people have brains in their skulls they have a pair of ivanovic's butt.

Mourinholic:
This is the only thread on NL that has divided fans over their players,that turn against their captain and Soon-to-be highest goal scorer.....
You can't expect anything less from aggregation of fools and embryonic ediots with brains that can't be brighten up even if you connect it to solar panel.........
Set of junks who won't need any director instruction or script to play an slowpoke role to perfection with an Oscar winning performance.......

The word 'scummies' is an everlasting definitions of these e-mbeciles........
How won't you be 'dull' when u are 'classless'?

Mourinholic:
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Mourinholic:
Honestly I wish everyone would reason like this......I mean whatsup with curses and all that,some people just take it personal as if their club is more important than their families.... The way they take banter is far worse than how they take insult to their parents......

Banter and everything else is just fun and nothing more,but I know some slowpoke on this particular thread who are far from sanity

AdeLaNa1:
Hmmmn! Nawa o. Match dat is still on Sunday o, una don dey set formation already becoz of ordinary United!!

Cc Sinizia

darkenedrebel:
I'm antonymous to a God-sent saint/I need some strong restraint/Cos I've gutted emcees....with this blood-stained blade/I'm Casey Anthony…with a murder case/ Wearing this comely shades... like Johnny Cage/ I rock the costliest chains/ & the fluffiest of fine coats…… like emulsion paint/

darkenedrebel:
I give hourly seizures/ With this fiery scripture/ & it's not a 'Planting season'.....but these shots i fire...will 'Crop' you out of the picture!/

darkenedrebel:
Fück Jigsawkiller .. I'll beat him black & blue/ If he thinking he's a goon/ I'll have him hung with a bad rope...Then sink like 6 knives in the dude/Before i bring the 'good noose'......like 'Missionaries do'/

darkenedrebel:
Changed his name to Cöcklicker...cos he a homo goof/ We see the hoe rebuked/ & his flow is booed/His last battle with Iceskidd? ....he got owned & cooked/ Cos we saw ice all over him.. ..like Frozen Foods/

darkenedrebel:
My nameflips are cray....&.are so impressive/ They make rappers dissapear....& have them towed in hearses/Cos I could punch 'Pissu'......& even 'Mr Sanchez'......won't know where 'Alex is'/

darkenedrebel:
Every night he fÜcks his wife....& has her slipping on his rod/ His little dick up in her crotch/ He slams her really hard ..& hopes a kid or two erupts/But just like Modenine....despite the work that he puts in.......It still yields to no result!/

darkenedrebel:
Hate my philosophicalness.....I'd be severing you fools/All my adversaries will lose/ & it's like my 'dick hurling curses'..…..cos after i strip you nakëd . .you'd be 'sexually abused'/

Leyqute:
Don't worry, Elamps baba will counter this. Oga pace n pawa has his own company that manufactures matchday statistics.

AdeLaNa1:
Wen i said u was a consumàte retard who seeks attention from NLers by posting irrelevant things, i knew wat i was saying.

So on ur Chelsea thread u guys dont ve divided opinions abt players?? Ivanovic, Mikel, etc.

Ur team is deep in d relegation battle and u're here concerned abt the loyalty of United fans regarding a player who kicks the ball like a 2 yr old.

I dont blame u. I blame cheap internet subscriptions and dat ur neighbour who keeps borrowing their phone to browse.

U know sometimes u behave like something God created by mistake and i blame the nurse who handled ur delivery for not dropping u on ur head wen u were born. At least dat way, the world would ve one less imbecîle to worry abt.

U beta respect urself and fúck off this thread.

Aareonakakanfo:
We haven't even settled the one on ground yet, you're already adding more salt. I tire sef

funlord:


It's scary to think that something like you is allowed to breed. What is this world coming to?

UniqueGem:
Na only person wey no sabi the guy, dey follow am argue Rooney matter. He even said Goalkeepers and players.

UniqueGem:
Okay

elampiro:
When did he block a goal bound shot? He had a last man tackle/clearance in our box, is it what you mean?

Dadehmola:
That's because he doesn't influence games enough....

Aside his goals & assists, mata has been anonymous in many of our matches this season.

I wouldn't drop him from the starting 11 though..

Holuwakemmy16:
Boko haram your days are number

Chelseafan1:
God bless u bro, Do.pejemi nd Ade.lana1 no go ever agree