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GIYAZZ:Correct guy. No worry. Take your time, the battle still dey open for votes. ![]() |
GIYAZZ:You know you're guilty, same for Ely, Mikuz and co. ![]() ![]() Make una go vote on my brawl, so I can know how good or bad I was, and know what I need to improve on. Let's wrap this shít and move on. ![]() ![]() |
Too bad. Most of the people I've seen here reading were tagged on battle threads to go and vote, they came online and ignored the threads but chose to watch roforofos. SMH. |
Nubian113:You always miss it because you are busy catching up with Nitéfury's The Cartel. ![]() |
sinizia:Mikuz or Airmark, abeg go to the above thread of mine and hide those posts that are derailing that thread. Please issue out bans if you can, that's the only way to keep retards in check. |
captainflash:Here comes another brainless hater. Even when vets have agreed this is a dope battle, your hate for me couldn't stop you from ptylazing bunkum. Please this a battle thread, stop derailing it and take your unsolicited hate to the chat room. You are not allowed to vote on this battle anyway. It's kids like you that can't drop their stupidity offline before coming here to judge brawls. @ Warriblood, brother, this thread is for voting. Let's not derail it please. |
Nubian113:We are fine, we went to have órgy. We'll be back soon. ![]() How are you? |
Kr0ne and Darkenedrebel (You both complained of my rhymes and flows), or anybody else. . . Can you guys pick out 2 of my quatrains after the voting closes, and help show my mistake(s) and how I'd have worded them to rhyme better? After voting though, not now. |
Tight brawl. . . Will be back with my verd. Modified: Muhdg, you didn't come prepared. Your bars/quatrains weren't even complete. You got the ideas but didn't maximize them to devastating effect. You tied only the closer, Mikuz got the rest. MGVT: Mikuz. BTW, Mikuz, "Mad moose L" was forced to rhyme with "Mademoiselle". |
danbrowndmf:Vets are overrated. ![]() |
your votes needed here please.. coogar iceskidd gottoboy dj5naira obesemf richhommie DJ5naira Mikuz 007bruce guykhena muhdg Jigsawkillah airmark danbrownmf emaprince Ibime alexpissu richhommie Ksslib kinglahkay jreyez obainojazz kr0ne teddybiyasi Giyazz Liricyst |
darkenedrebel:No, today. Go vote and tag vets too to vote. |
Y'all should go vote in llaykorn and I's battle. No beef-voting please. |
cherryice:Yeah, I travelled back home. I'm eating now. Next Is me bathing and then sleeping. Alright. Wish you stress free day. Stay beautiful. See ya later. |
llaykorn: |
Laykorn is a stark illiterate. . . a failure in Plant biology/ With his depleted brain, he copped a 3rd class in Animal Husbandry/ Ended up a dumb serf in Guinea rearing infertile corns in a farm in Conakary/ Reason his plants couldn't bear fruits was coz like a dickless farmer. . . He couldn't lay corn/ Laykorn the poet. . . Hahaha, you probably think I'll go soft on you and write you a poem/ Reason you begged me to limit your decapitation to a quantain/ But I plan on stretching your eternal damnation to an alexandrine/ So fool this is not an ode but a well-crafted 4-stanza inscription on your tombstone. . . an epitaph in quatrain!!/ (fool=ode(ode, also kind of poem) ) Nigga, this brawl ain't no Thrilla in Manilla/ It'll be a one-sided humilation... because the way I'll be lyrically ràping this kid, ninjas will think I'm into pàedophilia/ How you gon' win when your bars are filled with fillers and no haywire?/ I can predict the future of this battle will be a win for me. . . I'm a lyrical necromancer/ same way I predicted you won't put up the same passion you use in díckriding ninjas in battling ladies. . . Hence the reason you lost to Tashamania!!/ Your mom calls me Mr. Endowed. . . she's got my dìck in her mouth all the time/ She lets me ravage her cùnt without charging a dime/ Soon as I come to your hood, I make your whóring sisters fall in line/ They call me Nick Cannon because I beat their pússy up. . . nigga I ain't talking Drumline!!/ You committed a great crime by squaring up against your god, now I'm coming for your life like the serial killer, Dexter// this wack retàrded bars you stole was all you could muster?// Really? Your bars sounds like lines written by an orphan suffering Avian Influenza// and for daring to cross paths with me, i'll crucify you upside down like the biblical Peter!!/ Woe betide you and whoever sent you on this quest!!/ We all know you wine and dine in dirt/ a closer look at your DNA will show it's made up of filth/ No wonder you féllate Ninjas so hard. . . You use their dìck to floss your teeth!!/ I'm always strapped. . . Ninjas mistake me for Nairaland Lil Wayne and hail me. . . Hey Whizzy/ Ever ready. . . I walk around with an Uzi/ Obliterate Idíots like you with finest 4"/50. . . call me Mr. Dezzie/ Doubt my street cred? Then organize any popularity poll; I betcha my 25-35 will scare niggas away// and make them shun poll because my 30-30 are ever blazing!!/ (Sean Paul(shun poll)=ever blazing) Check out my writtens. . . Bars upon bars . . . Like stacks of soap/ I'm cruel, Imma kill your family while you mope/ Gut your sister's intestine. . . With her HIV+ blood. . . the floor I'll mop/ So even if your written was sick with the bars . . . You won't still be able to wash off the disease/ Gladys won me.. You thought I was done. . . so you decided to step into a boxing ring against this king?/ Bytch that's a death wish/ because I'm inking your name on my killed list/ But if you're dreaming of winning me. . . you'll have to wait till 31st September 2023. . . Buhari's ministerial list!/ (done(don) king=boxing) Tashamania ràped you now is my turn/ A cruel fate awaits you for eyeing my throne/ I'm pummeling you without breaking a sweat. . . I kill for fun/ it's simple. . . A single shot from my gun shaves your receding hairline to bald . . . now that's a chrome dome!!/ (gun(chrome)=bald(head/dome)=chrome dome(shinny bald head) ) Smooth!! |
cherryice:Hun, today was fùcking stressful. Made a 4hr journey this evening. I'm hungry too. ![]() And you? |
llaykorn:Shít!! I made a mistake. I just copied and pasted. Let me go edit. |
Llaykorn, go post. The thread is ready. |
Voting Criteria : Personals - 1 point Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 10 bars - Deadline is 9pm, Friday September 27 2015. - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! Cc: Llaykorn. |
007Bruce:Yeah, 9pm. E don late sef. Pop it for us if you can. |
Mikuz, pop a thread for Llaykorn and I, we need to drop ASAP. |
cherryice:Boo boo, how are you? |
llaykorn:Darkenedrebel pop the thread nau |
darkenedrebel:I remember before Coog-Elymax battle, I predicted that Ely would prove a worthy opponent but at the end, Coog will triumph based on superior pen game. Next thing I knew, Obaino came in and called me Coog's dickrider. Just like that. I mean, if one makes an honest judgment, he's dickriding? A lot of feather-brained kids reside on this section. *spits*. |
llaykorn: ![]() See as you dey beg Dark to open thread. Take am easy o. ![]() |
captainflash:So of all people typing, I'm the only one your wretched fingers could quote? Fúck off my mentions if you can't write well too cure your ADDH!! |
Illverbz:The feeling is mutual son. |
Illverbz:Your opinion, matters zilch to me though. My verd has been given. Find fault with it? Your problem. |
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