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coogar:
nothing you say can ever defend wayne rooney as one of the most useless forwards that has ever graced the premier league. 170EPL goals in 13 seasons. 1 away league goal in 14 months. no golden boot & he's never topped any league assist chart in his 13-year career as a professional.

rooney is a liability!

Kai!! This is damaging!! Elampawa, if there's any shame left in you, you need to keep quiet after seeing that your fake "best 10 of his generation" who's on a £300K a week has scored 1, just 1 away league goal in 14 months. This is the most shameful part of his inadequacies. Fúck you Moyes for not selling Rooney.

Wow!! This battle is sick!! Both of y'all came hard. I love it.
Can't wait for Dark and Giyazz's duel. I hope it surpasses the braggadocio.

atlwireles:
PDP are now hypocrites, the same party you claimed to be supporting "You bet without federal might Wike won't survive", Only a kid makes a comment like this.

Have a nice day.

That's an alternate moniker. The real moniker is Francizy

cherryice:
Truckp is soop done bleepin me, hes nt a man. Manbish he is prolly.
he fcckd up big time!!

ask me to tell u abt the hot seexy black guy I met!

Can't ask you to tell me because the sexy black guy only exist in the figment of your imagination.

cherryice:
yes its gt me hoorny.. mind ur business nw n mind ur football game

When last did you get laid? You are bytching a lot this evening.

cherryice:
thats hw dark frustratd lala n she deactvated manbishes lik this shdnt b let go scott free
but u myt hv a point tho, I wont drop or not

Nothing you say or reveal will make Truck deactivate.
I know you CAN'T drop anything. I can read through your shenanigans.

cherryice:
I bn holdn my cool sini, u call it unnevessary scene again n I bite off ut manthing!

but the manbisg insults every chic at err slight opportunity
he actualu snt it sini

LOL. Instead of biting, why don't you taste it? It taste like lollipop you know?

Well, that's Truck for you. And i think you two fit each other because you always have a thing for his insults. Like it gets you hòrny or something.

At end of the day, Cherry won't drop anything. Let's watch and see.

cherryice:
bad boy wnts a mention too
nothinh..just bored

LOL. No. I've tried to withhold you but you refused, i can't keep begging you because it's not my fight. So the ball is in your court. If you drop it, i'll read and enjoy the chain reaction.

Ahan!! That's why you are rabble-rousing right? I know you have nothing against Truck. You just wanna create an unnecessary scene. Mad girl.

cherryice:
hes fine dear.. Nahh m nt droppin tho u knw he said he sent a pm I never replied?.an empty pm?
just wait n see whn he shows up

Okay then.. I'm just a mention away.
You seem to have so much energy today. What's the secret?

cherryice:
I m not gonma drop anythn cos of tasha.
No one dictates for me..
that said, am fine hope u good

Drop it. It's not worth the hassle. If your mind is made up, then so be it.

Yeah, I'm cool as ice. About to watch the Assanal vs Astonvilla's match. How's lil' man?

cherryice:
ask him y he pokenosed n startd actn biitchy towrds a chic dat dd him nothing
we were talkn abt someone else n dat post ws weeks bk n I dnt knw y he felt we were talkn abt/to him..

Just say yes sini n I wl post it u knw he lied he neva snt mea pm, nw its time for proof

cc bla.ckett
missc.lasssy

It's a misunderstanding. Maybe a spin-off of something that happened between them offline and he saw the convo between you two and decided it's about him. These things happen. The main party, Tasha, had already begged you to drop it. Please drop it. Let the beef be strictly online. PMs are meant to be secretive, don't bring it to the open.

How are you dear?

cherryice:
Heyyy yal..
who wants to see d pm truckpusher sent to me?

cc m.znelly
Fun.lord
sini.zia
chi.am55
Lal.a247
na.ptu2

since truckpusher decided to pokenose in stuffs dt ddnt concern him n seek troubl, amma gv him dt he seeks

No, don't do it. It's childish. Don't stoop this low. Let it go please.

Chiam55:
Lol yep for all those reasons

I'm good Hun. There was a football match today in North London; Nigeria vs Somaliland which I wanted to see but I missed it due to PMS

But we beat NAIAJA so I'm happy lol

Those reasons are vague. I thought love conquers all?

Awww. Sorry hun. In your next world, ask to be made a male. We males ain't got no worries.

How come? Naija rules in African football. How did you guys win? An ad hoc must be set up to investigate this crime. Maybe those Nigerians that played match took bribes.

Chiam55:
Nope you're my 3rd lover but ur numb 2 aft Mrcork

Bless ya Hun all will be fine, maybe you're just run down?

Stay positive Hun and chop these

Why can't i be number one?

Is it because i don't drive a "Range Rover SPOT £28,000 cash with ALLOY WILLS?" Or because I'm a "half" Londoner?

Ahan!! Now this is something that can cheer me up. How are ya?

Sagamite:
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Thanks bro. You've just saved a life.

Chiam55:
Love of my life!

How are you?

I'm not Truckpúsher/MrCork.

I'm not feeling fine, feeling a bit down today, don't know why. Have you ever felt something's wrong but can't place your fingers around it? It happened to me some years back and the outcome was drastic. How are you?

Sagamite:
The wonderful, magnificent, superb, marvelous and FREE:

"NoScript".

I use it to block all unwanted adverts and dumb stuff.

Total bliss!

LOL. Where do i get it? I mean a particular website to get it from. Or i should Google it and follow it up from there?

kramfonos:

I suppose that's one of the reasons for this forum - to interact INTELLECTUALY.

We had been doing that all through this conversation with converging and diverging opinions. THIS ISN'T A SQUABBLE so by all means, sir, your "wading in" is welcomed.

Alright sire.

Sagamite:
Luckily, I found a software that helps remove the junk from all websites I visit.

Now I have absolute intellectual bliss.

Which software is that? Help a brother out, I'm in the same dilemma as you were before.

exxell:
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To install them, (using firefox browser); click on "tools" on the top of your browser and then click "Add ons". Then click on "Extensions". In the top most right corner, you will see a space for "Search all add-ons". Then type the exact names of the add-ons in the picture I attached. When each comes out, click on install. Remember to restart your browser after each installation so that the add-on effect will take place. Make sure that you install all of them ooo! You will see how your browsing experience will improve!

THANK ME LATER!

Bros, i use UCweb browser on my laptop, how do i go about it as your afor-typed descriptions if for Firefox only?

kramfonos:

Rogerdat, it's all good.

You quoted me first to seek my opinion, remember?

I skipped the niceties and served the bitter truth ice-cold. I understand not everyone likes bitter pills.

I don't mean to wade in, but just had to correct a notion you have from your above post..

See things in life usually comes in 2's..

Good and bad..

Christ and devil..

Ying and Yang..

Rain and sun..

Dark and day..

Angelic and demonic.. Etc.


So both of you are right (though there is an area i disagree with you totally), it's just that you both looked at it from different angle of the same prism..

coogar:
that is what happens when a striker is useless. why do you think he always gets frustrated in many games? he knows he's not as good as he wants to be so he throws his toys out of the pram.

rooney is more successful at shouting at the referee than finding the back of the net. if i have had 13 seasons as a striker in the premier league with about 20 awoof penalties in the mix, i would have scored 250 goals by now.

And this is the fraud Elampawa is quick to list his total number of goals while shamelessly hiding the fact it took him 13 good season to achieve it.

elampiro:
Rooney did not play in 4-4-2. He played in 4-4-1-1.

All the stats have confirmed this. If you have chosen to be brainwashed and ingnorant, that is your toro.

How do you mean Rooney refused to score goal? Rooney scored 27 goals that season, he made 53 passes per 90 minutes, he took virtually all the shots from outside of the box. Are you an ignoramus?

Too bad that in 13 seasons, the over-paid striker only passed the 20-goal margin twice. A shame for a £300K-a-week over-hyped man!!

And no, it's only your imaginary stats that proved that Rooney didn't play in a 4-4-2 formation. The pic Coogar attached spoke otherwise. Even at that, Messi played on the wing this season and still out-scored Suarez. Rooney is a fraud!! He has no excuses!!

iAmPloutos:
Yea. What has that got to do with asking for an advice?

She's right you know? This your so-called "serious problem" is a short musical tale that's even on my laptop right now called "I'm my own grandpa". Nothing to advice about it, it's mere story that never happened.

leggo:
every month, the same arguments about where Rooney played in 2011 , the same zonal marking charts , the same opta/whoscored ratings.. you even go to the extent of copying and pasting the exact replies you used the last month.. Coogar and Elampiro we'll be expecting this same argument next month.

Buwahahahahah..

coogar:
this is desperate even from you.
when all statistics have shown rooney was a striker in 11/12, you are counting the number of passes.

opta had it that rooney played in a 4-4-2. opta aren't an edo stats company. they know the difference between 4-4-2 & 4-4-1-1 or 4-2-3-1.

the few games rooney played in the hole were noted. the only game rooney played as a lone striker(city away) was noted.

man utd played 4-4-2 formation 31 times that season & that makes rooney one of the 2-striker formation that season.

Elampawa makes it look like it's our fault or anybody's fault that Rooney in a "flat" 4-4-2 formation chose to concentrate on passing or dropping back instead of scoring goals. Is it our fault that Rooney refuse to score goals and decided to have the most passes? Ferguson played him there to get the goals, that he chose to keep getting the highest number of passes in Man Utd is not our business!!

coogar:
when did rooney win best striker? when was he awarded the contract he got? why don't you go and give cambiasso a £300k/week contract cos he won champions league in 2010.

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I swear, i didn't even know how to reply that post. When i read it i was like; "Rooney win best striker? When? How? Why? For what? Who is the Idíot that dashed him the title? Which planet did that award take place?"

Elampiro, i compared Rooney with those people you mentioned because they are all "top" strikers not just mediocre ones like Shola Ameobi, while Ozil you brought into the mix is not a striker. He has never striked before. Stop confusing yourself.

Chiam55:
You say that but what I heard is you are so fine that you'd put the ex Mr NL to shame

Prove me wrong

What you heard?

Who told you such a mind-boggling lie?

Chiam55:
Lol no deal
How about I nominate you

Please?!

Think of the ugliest person you've seen, then times his by 10 to get my kind of ugliness. No deal.