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UniQuegrACE:
i'm good, you?
will soon deactivate my account

Why?

UniQuegrACE:
sinz,goodmorning.

Morning mami, sup?

herzern1:
Finished People??

That's some sort of a joke mahn.

Chidihnma Okeke already brouqht eternal humiliation on the whole race of the flat heads just because of 500 thousand naira.That's too show how the whole flat heads race can be rational loosed at the mention of money.

Woe Tribe!

At the mention of money,I'll fuçk the whole Igbo race,pass them to my dogs to fuçk then they make a cucumber video for me.

#Spits

Are you fücking kiddin me?

Confused hag.

Softorgasm:
I tried to look for that your motherfucking meme, but i didn't see it..
Anyways i will type the words.. MOTHERFUCKING.......

Here..

misscrystals:
u better give it to her the way she wants it... I nor fit shout

You just registered today, you don dey show yourself.

ramaju:
Somebody is a weakling.

A very weak man, I tell you.

Is it just me? Or does anyone else find it difficult to see what the problem is here

[b]

Age: 27

Occupation: Boko Haramist

Are you single, dating or married: Im married to Jesus! Praise God!

Those u like on Romance Section: That's a long azz list of people right there... Notable mentions go to all my niggaz - The Privy Council - QueenSuccubus, TrapHedges, Sinaj, LuvU2, LadyF, LastKing147, Jarizod, CplusJason/Jayson1, Mcbrooklyn, Misspicy, Rosalinee, ObioratheBully, SmellingAnus, UniqueGrace, Kaziblake, Falconey, Diddyydiva, Babzilla, Sweetjude, Iykekelvins, DaddySly and ofcourse.. Masikay. The list won't end, I just had to end it.

Those u dislike on Romance section: I don't rate people I don't like.

Those u find annoying: has to be Airforce1. I find him equally amusing as well.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Ah! Used to be JimiCoker, but then he disappeared. Right now, I think its Sexkillz. Big-ups bruh!

Those you follow and wish follows you back: NIL

Why do you follow the people you follow: Most times it's cos I wanna keep them in mind. At other times, I simply reciprocate your gesture by following you.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: I don't have her permission to post this.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: From old friends, i would say 3 or 4 but from random people its atleast 2 in an entire month!

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Enybliss. Sometimes I wanna scalp her, at other times she's just a sweet girl. Leaves me confused. Ireneony too.

Which Romancelander is fake: Trick Question.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: Hadez. The girl obviously needs to get throughly fücked. Not just a night tho.. Series of nights of pure bondage hate-fücking will leave her with a different outlook at life.

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Farano, Nwanyi Oma has that spot since day one! Nwa'ahu jimu na'olu

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Have you seen that azz? Her carriage leaves an aura thats so real, you can actually reach out and touch it!

Your favorite Romancelander(s): There's just too many!

Your favorite mod: Farano (for obvious reasons ) Dominique too.

Funniest Romancelander(s): MrCork, Smellymouth, SoftOrgasm and ObioratheBully (even though he doesn't do it intentionally.)

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Explorers/Sile12

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk: I dey mad? Ain't nobody gat time for that.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Quite alot. I would cite reasons as: Irreconcilable Differences

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: erm..... That should be my Yang. I'll disclose her in due time. Hint: her moniker starts with an "M".

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: That should be SaintSamurai/SoftOrgasm. Right after the slap, i'll take him to the hospital, then we'll go booze up!

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date). Hmmm... DiddyyDiva.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: ha! Dem plenty o! Where do I even begin?

NLer(S) you consider smart: smartest guys on here without favour or sentiments are TheSonOfMark , DarkRebel101 , and Naijaboiy.

Ladies: Skarlett, Estharfabian, Raine80, TheLeakyTribe, Edwife and Twaci. I like Stupedinluv too

NL member that tries too hard: Hadez

NLer(s) you find intriguing: HardMirror, SmellingAnus, Plaetton, SonOfLucifer, Seun and Lalasticlala, KinginVahala.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Aha! may the old gods congregate to fück up your life! Worthless offspring of a witless drunk and an imbecillic dunce!

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: The Machine Gun himself, Synzu!

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Dingbang. I won't say why tho..

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: If I say this, then it's no longer a secret.

Who do u often agree with: All ma niggaz

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Masikay, LuvU2, Sinaj, Ginaz and all the intelligent ladies i mentioned. Im sapiosexual, so dont get it twisted. **clears throat** laveda too.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): in the spirit of the forth-coming New Year celebrations, i'll let her go this time.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: has to be Stfuareyougod. Ms nice lady should be: Prettythicksme. Ever jovial.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): Aha! Sexkillz always has some serious opinion about even the most triffing issue.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: JefferyJamez, I reserved this spot specifically for you. Enjoy it! [/b]

McBrooklyn:





Yeah, I'm still waiting. Let's make some noise tonight

Yes sir!

falconey:
[color=#990000][/color]

Cut the bullshit bro, you're older than me.

Hadez:
My boyfriend is not 27 yet and he had asked my hand in marriage. He is rich and is well established

Different strokes for different folks.

falconey:
[color=#990000][/color]

At 27? What do you think I'm 40?

Marriage? Haven't crossed my mind.

McBrooklyn:




Yeah, but he still left some spaces to throw some little tantrums

Frankly speaking, you won't see nothing wrong with it. Absolutely nothing! But one or two persons will. And those who will react to it will do so offline.

You might enjoy the bluntness tho..

McBrooklyn:





Chei, Bruh why evils now??

Blame naijaboiy for the type of questions he fielded.

Enybliss:
he looks unkempt

I think he's a mad man

McBrooklyn:





Sure, let's check it out, Bruh. As here con dull nowadays sef, we need some entertainment

I'm sorry, but the scuffle won't happen online. Its all gonna go down offline.

McBrooklyn:





OK na, we dey wait!!!

You sure you can handle it? Its gonna be packed with brutal truths..

Aniker:
Am sorry I just don't want to talk anything outside here. Hope you get it, and don't think am rude
Maybe after some times' I might even email you,

Oh. I get it now.


Nevermind. Thanks.

Aniker:
It works though.. But we can still talk here

That's why its "private". Can I hit you up?

Aniker:
Hey

Hey mami, does your pm work?

Wanna run something private by you.

Forgive him...

Aniker turn up!

McBrooklyn:





Oga, where your own na??

Tonight!

ObioratheBully.

sinaj:
Name : Sarah

Age. :21

Occupation : psychologist

Are you single, dating or married : Dating

Those u like on Romance Section : Kai they too many , lemme try tho... Pbs4real, Jonaifame22, Sinz, ouzu, smellymouth, laveda, dollydolly, makydebby, mimzy, iykekelvins, rexhenry, comradespade, lsofdk, firstking01, johnydon22,

Those u dislike on Romance section : nobori

Those u find annoying : judeefcc

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : explorers, smellymouth, lastmumu

Those you follow and wish follows you back: none

Why do you follow the people you follow : because they asked for it.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs : can't remember

How many PMs do you get on average in a day : about 7

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : nobody

Which Romancelander is fake : will ask judeefcc later

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : lol, anyone with big cassava

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : lol, will tell you when I cum

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : norin

Your favorite Romancelander(s) :

Your favorite mod :

Funniest Romancelander(s) : lastmumu, smellymouth

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: explorers, toks

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : ikp120, makydebbie

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: none

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life : Airforce1 nd his sister mamage lol

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date) : hmmm

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline : Sinz, decode55

NLer(S) you consider smart : explorers, johnydon, tsom

NL member that tries too hard.

NLer(s) you find intriguing : mamagee lol

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : "I am not understanding", "Pishure or adonbilivit"

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from :

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section :

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other :

Who do u often agree with

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): stfareyouGod, naijaboy, akin, rexhenry

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) : one mod like dat

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy :

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious) :bbmpin

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag :

Sinaj luvu2 misspicy


Come and do!

Last year, roughly everyone wanted to slap Synzu but this year, roughly everyone wants to read what he has to say. That's the power of re-invention right there.

Thank's guys, I really appreciate. God bless and prosper us all! Amen.


Kinginvahala, are we really that alike?

Adewumiopeyemi Falconey Mcbrooklyn Lastking147 Traphedges Queensuccubus Jarizod Enybliss Daddysly. Thank you all so far!

If I didn't mention you, I'm sorry, but when you have too many monikers its kyna hard to keep up. Bless you anyway.

Happy 2017 in advance!!