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falconey:
[color=#7000BC] Had a personal issue that needed my full attention or I end up below the food chain. [/color]

Normal levulz.. I trust you've handled it?

humeeh:
LMFAO!!! The English got me pregnant with laughter ni sha

Lol, I was confused there for a min!

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JerryJude:
why is the president always stand like a moulded statue

Incoming!!

falconey:
[color=#7000BC] All hail primo [/color]

I greet you, boss!

You've been M.I.A...

DeadRat:
Trying Too Hard To Do What

To pacify the ladies.

DeadRat:
SI.NZ

Yessir?

Safiaa:
Why wouldn't you date me?

Because I'm a married man.

Hairy toto for life!

Name-
Munachimso

Age-
27

Occupation-
Public Servant.

Are you single, dating or married-
Married

Those u like on Romance Section-
ALOT

Those u dislike on Romance section-
I'm too damn busy for that.

Those u find annoying- I wee cure you, all politics section tribal trolls, Nairaland feminazi's, Ngeneukwenu and Sarrki.

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-
SonofLuc1fer, Albhagdadi and Pleatton. I'm a big fan of all three.

Those you follow and wish follows you back-
SonofLuc1fer Baba!

Why do you follow the people you follow-
I'll follow you if you're witty, cute or if we're cool. I love witty comments.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs-
Hahahaha! my wife!

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-
That depends on how often I make comments here.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-
I try not to get into all that tribal argument. Also, I must confess I'm sometimes tempted to reply trolls who spread falsified info about me but then again, I'm comforted knowing that the bile they spill here results from the harsh realities they are cursed to live with. I'm also elated to know that their condition hasn't improved.

Which Romancelander is fake- Mother Theresa on nairaland, Lauretta Onochie outside nairaland. I won't mention her cos she would probably prevail on me (on WhatsApp) to take it down. Nairaland is the only place she matters so...

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-
Safiaa

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- My wife

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) -
There's nothing sexier than a loyal woman.

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- The Plurimi- my favorite people, I love the fam!

*LefuLefu and the Ukwu Federation ; sorry I'm not always online to reply all your mentions, I read and giggle to them. One Ukwu, Under God.

*Traphedges onye-egwu ibem , you're a bro!

*Deadrat

*Sexybbstar

*Chiefpiiko

*No favours

*Acme6

*Thepussyhunter, get well soon young man.




Your favorite mod- Mynd44

Funniest Romancelander(s)- Undoubtedly MrCork.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Toks2008, Explorers, Tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk-
Even when I had time for nairaland I found it utterly stupid to stalk dairies (apologies to those who do).

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore- Quite alot but if I have to pick someone I actually miss, then that'll be Sinaj.

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know-
Onila

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life-
Ngeneukwenu

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-
Lol, ALOT.

NLer(S) you consider smart-
SonofLuc1fer, Hardmirror, HopefulLandlord, Tonyebarcanista, pocohantas abi Pocahontas and Safarigirl.

NL member that tries too hard-
Deadrat

NLer(s) you find intriguing-
The NwaAmaikpe's of nairaland.. and Otemanuduno.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
- That "Pepper soup logic" line by Sexxkillz is evergreen!

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-
Sexxkillz

Which other sections do you visit except romance?- I visit Religion Section a lot but I don't leave comments.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section
- Vizkiz. Even though his comments are mostly on point, I find it unappealing the way he delivers them. NwaAmaikpe as well.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.
- Daniella Okeke

Who do u often agree with- Rokia2's ass. I often come to conclusion that that ass is right!

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- Uniqueness01

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- Dollyjoy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy- LefuLefu/thornapple

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious)- Biacan

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- The "douchebags" on nairaland are pussy ass whimps in real-life.

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)- Nothing surprises me anymore

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)- "There'll be no strings to bind your hands, not if my love can't bind your heart.." -Juice Newton

Shoutout to: FrustratedRat!

List says "romancelanders" and I'm yet to find one amongst them.

Plolly:
I don't know u and I don't insult on social media. Did I quote or mention u please don't insult me except u are his gf. Peace out. Cheers

Please don't mind her, you have a very beautiful mouth.

ChiefPiiko:
It's a court wedding it's inexpensive, we want to start off small

Wish y'all good luck

What's with the toothpicks? Is she supposed to pick the bread and egg out of her teeth or wah?

ChiefPiiko:
Yea pending any last minute change of plans

Yea, and Buhari is Spanish too

ChiefPiiko:
It is too late to fail, Amen

Owu eziokwu?

ChiefPiiko:
True, I love them very beautiful, the wedding is for real though

Piiko, Jiri ya nwayor oo..

Acme6??


I knew it was someone I know behind that moniker!