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Agriculture / Poultry Problems/solutions by sirdayve(m): 8:23am On Feb 02, 2018 |
Please my layer birds passes out liquid/mucous from their mouth and their anus. Someone told me is cholera but I dont know the active drugs to use. |
Literature / Re: 9ja Poets Competition Lounge. by sirdayve(m): 12:35am On Aug 27, 2016 |
macfish101:oops. I see. I await to see the bravery of your pen. |
Literature / Re: Blood On The Coat Hanger by sirdayve(m): 9:49pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
MrsExplorer:I thought my self a poet, until I met you. omg. I duff my hat. |
Literature / Re: 9ja Poets Competition Lounge. by sirdayve(m): 9:37pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
macfish101:you wanna suggest another topic? well you can. we will all write |
Literature / Re: Buhari? by sirdayve(m): 9:35pm On Aug 26, 2016 |
Dman00:haha u haff mouth oooo. lol |
Literature / Re: Buhari? by sirdayve(m): 11:59am On Aug 26, 2016 |
Dman00:hahaha Buharilize? lol u are very funny. I think you should write ur own dictionary Mhen, the rate to which everything have increased no be here ooo. even swimming pool increase their swimming fee. aha. what concerns swimming pool and Buhari la. lol |
Literature / Re: 9ja Poets Competition Lounge. by sirdayve(m): 11:52am On Aug 26, 2016 |
MrsExplorer:aww that's cool. you like the first Nigerian poet I've had contact with. do you have any work online so I can read maybe? |
Properties / Re: Please, What Can I Use To Kill Termites? by sirdayve(m): 6:06pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
But why do you wanna chase them? you no meet them there? they got there before you, why chase them? aha. that's oppression |
Celebrities / Re: Former Super Eagles Captain, Joseph Yobo Joins Kano Pillars by sirdayve(m): 6:02pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
either you or yobo need slap. as in eh, better slap |
Literature / Re: 9ja Poets Competition Lounge. by sirdayve(m): 5:50pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
timpaker:Heart Break Curse be the name called love... Curse be the day I found you... Curse be him who won't curse you... And curse be the man that will your curse try to undo.... Without invitation you came to my life... Decorated my world with beautiful lies.. With your smile of deceit you made me feel all things were fine.... And Like the eclipse of the sun and moon, you complicated my life... kissed away my happiness... Stabbed me deeply at the back... Laid me in your warm chambers and covered me with the cloth of loneliness... Made me drink from your cup of bitterness... Called me your king and on my head you placed the crown of reproach... Made my eyes gaze upon the fire while you secretly made my feet frozen... Touched me on my soft spot while you playfully got my heart broken... And like a shooting star, you flew across my face... Taking away all you never gave... Leaving me in this lost confused state... Now alone I sit pondering on my own twisted thought... Dressed with the robe of shame... Loved by pain... Kissed by hate... Drunk with tears.... Stabbed deeply with the spear of loneliness... Watching my own heart slowly bleed to death... Oh!!! Love.... Is this the true definition of you Is this the 'lived happily ever after' they ones fore told Why lead me to thy destructive part Why come at first if you know it wouldn't last Curse oh curse be this evil you... Curse be this eyes who couldn't stop gazing at you And curse oh curse be this heart who still can't stop loving you... Cursed be you... Ever found your self in this condition? © 2 years ago, Imoisi David that was my first ever online production 1 Like |
Literature / Re: 9ja Poets Competition Lounge. by sirdayve(m): 5:34pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
MrsExplorer:thanks so much. you seem to be vast. u a poet? |
Literature / Re: 9ja Poets Competition Lounge. by sirdayve(m): 5:33pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
timpaker:common Poets are writters too. writing is a part of poetry. wait some sec, I'd post you a copy of my poem. |
Agriculture / Re: My Cucumber Farming Experience In Lagos by sirdayve(m): 12:21pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
jephito:ok lemme try |
Literature / Buhari? by sirdayve(m): 12:15pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
seems Papa Emeka is on diet o, I wondered with the visible colour of surprise on my face. one would agree the surprise on my face was nearly too much, but who will blame me since even a blind man would notice how much Papa Emeka has lost weight. it's so amazing see this tall huge fat grab beast man looking so tiny over night that one would nearly confuse him for an electric pole. mhen! This indeed is magical. yoyo bitters or even Chinese slim tea would definitely be amazed at the fast disappearance of flesh from the bones of Papa Emeka.or come to think of it, maybe the bones haff been on low key for too long, now he wan just show himself. well, what it is I do not know yet but I'm 100% sure I do not want anything of it. aha. la for old age Papa Emeka wan start modeling? and with this rate of slimness, the only product Papa Emeka can model for is Bone o. hehehe wonders shall never end. I smiled. in the evening, I decided to take a walk around my small area, although many persons in this area would never agree the area is small. but what would you expect me to say na, an area almost everybody knows everybody. in fact, strolling sometimes dey tire me, not cuz im lazy o or cuz leg dey pain me. buh what do you expect, when the only thing you hear in my mouth when I stroll is good evening ma, good evening ma, 3days ago, mum is at home o. ahh! this many greetings and questions are just too much. haba. can't this people just see someone they know pass by without greeting him? I'd think sometimes in my mind, tho my face would be giving fake smiles while I answer all the many greetings. I sometimes fear the people would notice the smile on mah face is fake. lol abegi whatever jor, another mind would comment wid an arrogant voice. I go just bone. something really seems different about this evening strolling, I've been walking for about 7min now no regular greeting from people again o. I know this was what I wanted, but my dear, I'm starting to get worried o. them Don plan me for this area or did I change so much that they can't recognize me? hmm now I'm bothered. what even shock me most is that the ones I even manage to greet would sluggishly wave at me, while others would reluctantly reply with their mouth open but no words could come out. Ewo!! I nearly exclaimed when I saw aunt Ejiro coming from a distance. I could hardly recognize her o, if not for the pink face cap that is always glued to her head that Lil children started thinking she sew the pink cap to her skull. fat Sister Ejiro is now slim? aha! which can magic be this I wondered. first Papa Emeka, now sister Ejiro? wait o, have all this people started a 'we must slim down club' here in the area? hmm something seemed more different with aunt Ejiro as I moved closer to her, her walking step have changed too. hmm cat work? no na. no cat walks like this na. this actually looks like eeen, lemme say a slow motion tortoise fainting walk or something like that. something is indeed wrong. I hurriedly walked back home to ask my mumsy some questions cuz my dear, this is indeed more than be careful. Afraid haff catch me. no fat person in my area again? something is definitely wrong. since when losing fat dey come alongside with losing strength? one would wonder. rushing back home I saw Papa Emeka sitting outside on a bench with his back resting on the wall. good evening sir I greeted. you no go jug today? I questioned. juggin go kill u o fowl boy, he screamed at me with anger but the words came out as a whisper. I shock. Mumsy o, what's happening in our area la? no fat person again? and our busy area is la calm and quiet? no greetings from ppl on the road again? hmm weytn dey happen? mum frowned. tseew. why u go know weytn dey happen? she said sarcastically. you'd be in skul we are sending u food stuffs and money everytime, how would u know what's happening in the country? when last you go market? well, the answer to all your question is Buhari, she sighed and entered her room. I'm still sitting here trying to connect all the dots but I can't. but maybe you can. please what does Buhari have to do with this? |
Literature / Re: 9ja Poets Competition Lounge. by sirdayve(m): 12:10pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
seems Papa Emeka is on o, I wondered with the visible colour of surprise on my face. one would agree the surprise on my face was nearly too much, but who will blame me since even a blind man would notice how much Papa Emeka has lost weight. it's so amazing see this tall huge fat grab beast man looking so tiny over night that one would nearly confuse him for an electric pole. mhen! This indeed is magical. yoyo bitters or even Chinese slim tea would definitely be amazed at the fast disappearance of flesh from the bones of Papa Emeka.or come to think of it, maybe the bones haff been on low key for too long, now he wan just show himself. well, what it is I do not know yet but I'm 100% sure I do not want anything of it. aha. la for old age Papa Emeka wan start modeling? and with this rate of slimness, the only product Papa Emeka can model for is Bone o. hehehe wonders shall never end. I smiled. in the evening, I decided to take a walk around my small area, although many persons in this area would never agree the area is small. but what would you expect me to say na, an area almost everybody knows everybody. in fact, strolling sometimes dey tire me, not cuz im lazy o or cuz leg dey pain me. buh what do you expect, when the only thing you hear in my mouth when I stroll is good evening ma, good evening ma, 3days ago, mum is at home o. ahh! this many greetings and questions are just too much. haba. can't this people just see someone they know pass by without greeting him? I'd think sometimes in my mind, tho my face would be giving fake smiles while I answer all the many greetings. I sometimes fear the people would notice the smile on mah face is fake. lol abegi whatever jor, another mind would comment wid an arrogant voice. I go just bone. something really seems different about this evening strolling, I've been walking for about 7min now no regular greeting from people again o. I know this was what I wanted, but my dear, I'm starting to get worried o. them Don plan me for this area or did I change so much that they can't recognize me? hmm now I'm bothered. what even shock me most is that the ones I even manage to greet would sluggishly wave at me, while others would reluctantly reply with their mouth open but no words could come out. Ewo!! I nearly exclaimed when I saw aunt Ejiro coming from a distance. I could hardly recognize her o, if not for the pink face cap that is always glued to her head that Lil children started thinking she sew the pink cap to her skull. fat Sister Ejiro is now slim? aha! which can magic be this I wondered. first Papa Emeka, now sister Ejiro? wait o, have all this people started a 'we must slim down club' here in the area? hmm something seemed more different with aunt Ejiro as I moved closer to her, her walking step have changed too. hmm cat work? no na. no cat walks like this na. this actually looks like eeen, lemme say a slow motion tortoise fainting walk or something like that. something is indeed wrong. I hurriedly walked back home to ask my mumsy some questions cuz my dear, this is indeed more than be careful. Afraid haff catch me. no fat person in my area again? something is definitely wrong. since when losing fat dey come alongside with losing strength? one would wonder. rushing back home I saw Papa Emeka sitting outside on a bench with his back resting on the wall. good evening sir I greeted. you no go jug today? I questioned. juggin go kill u o fowl boy, he screamed at me with anger but the words came out as a whisper. I shock. Mumsy o, what's happening in our area la? no fat person again? and our busy area is la calm and quiet? no greetings from ppl on the road again? hmm weytn dey happen? mum frowned. tseew. why u go know weytn dey happen? she said sarcastically. you'd be in skul we are sending u food stuffs and money everytime, how would u know what's happening in the country? when last you go market? well, the answer to all your question is Buhari, she sighed and entered her room. I'm still sitting here trying to connect all the dots but I can't. but maybe you can. please what does Buhari have to do with this? |
Agriculture / Re: My Cucumber Farming Experience In Lagos by sirdayve(m): 12:06pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
jephito:I did but you didn't reply |
Agriculture / Re: My Cucumber Farming Experience In Lagos by sirdayve(m): 12:06pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
Arvinkris: nope nope I don't |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Only Active Minds Please. by sirdayve(m): 11:02am On Aug 25, 2016 |
hello |
Agriculture / Re: My Cucumber Farming Experience In Lagos by sirdayve(m): 11:01am On Aug 25, 2016 |
Jetland: from Tomatoes 3 Likes |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Only Active Minds Please. by sirdayve(m): 10:59am On Aug 25, 2016 |
This is strictly for peeps always online. what kinda person are you? a boring or a lively person? well, here is your chance to find out. Task: Strive to become popular in this room that everyone would tend to recognize you. but please no spamming. Just be yourself If you are always online Just say |
Literature / 9ja Poets Competition Lounge. by sirdayve(m): 10:45am On Aug 25, 2016 |
Hello, let's all come together at the competition Lounge to create an Avenue for our pen to spill some of its ink of bravery on the wall of hearts so the eyes of men could wow at our bravery. Topic would be given, you'd do justice to it and enjoy as other Poets comment on it. Topic: Hungry Nigerians! scrutinizing is allowed! |
Agriculture / Re: My Cucumber Farming Experience In Lagos by sirdayve(m): 10:07am On Aug 25, 2016 |
jephito:thanks so much. and please do answer mah previous questions u said are too much |
Science/Technology / Re: Pictures Of A Live Snake Caught By A Farmer This Morning by sirdayve(m): 10:06am On Aug 25, 2016 |
I only know thing about snakes. and that's 'we shall step upon snakes and scorpions and nothing shall by any means harm us. #winks |
Science/Technology / Re: Pictures Of A Live Snake Caught By A Farmer This Morning by sirdayve(m): 10:03am On Aug 25, 2016 |
saasala:Egbon snake professor, them go use tortoise and kola take beg u o. copra ni, sister ada ko |
Agriculture / Re: (market More) Cucumber Seed Performance by sirdayve(m): 9:53am On Aug 25, 2016 |
jephito:lol I thought so too. and more questions still on the way o.lol see een, cleared mah land since Sunday o and sun refuse to shine. grass ain't dry o, so burning can't happen. me dunno wah to do o |
Agriculture / Re: My Cucumber Farming Experience In Lagos by sirdayve(m): 6:24am On Aug 25, 2016 |
jephito:please what space requirement did you use? and I saw u row, you planted seed directly opposite each other on the same row right? or did u do thinning later? |
Agriculture / Re: (market More) Cucumber Seed Performance by sirdayve(m): 6:22am On Aug 25, 2016 |
jephito: hmm interesting. bro, I have organic manure that have fully decomposed already buh dunno how to apply it. I was thinking of putting it on top the place I planted each seed so that it would have mixed with the soil before the seed germinate. what do you think? and please, what insecticide did you use? is it compulsory to spray when seed have not yet germinate ? and why did u apply urea @ day 21? |
Agriculture / Re: (market More) Cucumber Seed Performance by sirdayve(m): 6:15am On Aug 25, 2016 |
jephito:oga please form the whatsapp group na. please it's very needed. do it today huh? |
Agriculture / Re: A Nairalander's Farming Experience In Pictures by sirdayve(m): 6:11am On Aug 25, 2016 |
cool. congrats. but for the tomatoes, I'd like to know the practice. when did u transplant? did u spray insecticide before transplanting? after transplanting did u spray insecticide? what space did u use? 1 Like |
Agriculture / Re: A Nairalander's Farming Experience In Pictures by sirdayve(m): 10:24pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
BNLR:what's up with the tomatoes? 1. guess you've transplanted now. 2. if yes, did u make ridges? 3. was it hybrid u planted? 1 Like |
Agriculture / Re: My Cucumber Farming Experience In Lagos by sirdayve(m): 10:16pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
Arvinkris:I bought 1 for 1800. I don't really know about the yield tho, but a friend of mine advised me to get it. he tried it before and it produced well for Him. he went to market every 3days with at least 10 bags and he planted 2 and half cans. (according to him) 1 Like |
Agriculture / Re: Imo State Farmers And Intending Farmers by sirdayve(m): 10:09pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
please, I Just bedded the Roma savana specie of tomatoes today. I need info about the process involved in tomatoes farming. please have anyone done it before? 1 Like |
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