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Celebrities / Money Is Good!!! Chris Brown Shows Off Inside His Wears Closet (see Photo) by SIREOYG(m): 11:33am On Jul 09, 2015
Wow! Must be nice to have money…lol. He shared the photo on instagram and wrote – “ It gets to a point when shit gets ridiculous! #konfuzed”
Crime / This Man Was Arrested With Fake $2.1million At Lagos Airport (photo) by SIREOYG(m): 11:09am On Jul 09, 2015
45-year old Lawrence Agbe was arrested
by security officials at the Muritala
Mohammed International Airport Ikeja
Lagos while trying to transport fake dollar
bills totaling $2.1 million from Lagos to
Abuja.
While speaking on the arrest, the
Commissioner of Police for the command,
Mr. Fredrick Lakanu, said during
interrogation Lawrence said the fake dollar
bills were owned by one Steve.
“After further interrogation, the suspect
mentioned one Steve residing in Abuja as the
owner of the said €1.25m. But Steve is at
large. ”CP Lakanu said
Jokes Etc / GUYS!!!! What Would You Do If This Guy Slapped Your Girl’s Butt? (photo) by SIREOYG(m): 2:59pm On Jul 07, 2015
Question asked by an American personal
trainer.
What would you do?
But keep his size in mind before you
answer that question.

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Crime / See Faces Of The Suspected Boko Haram Prisoners Released Today (photos) by SIREOYG(m): 6:26am On Jul 07, 2015
Faces Of Suspected Boko Haram Prisoners
Released Today By The Nigerian Army. Can this really be true? undecided

Politics / What Is He Wearing? See New Funny Photos Of Rotimi Amaechi by SIREOYG(m): 6:05am On Jul 07, 2015
The former River state governor seen
hanging out with friends.
I have no idea what is going on with all the
hats and hankies but look at Amaechi’s
facial expression.

Business / Re: What ONLINE Or OFFLINE Business Can I Do With N5,000? by SIREOYG(m): 7:28am On Jul 06, 2015
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Education / Must Read!! The Easiest Way Out For Broke (poor) Students by SIREOYG(m): 5:46am On Jun 05, 2015
The lifestyle of students across the varying
campuses in Nigeria depicts a close to
perfect picture of the gap between the
haves and the have-nots in the country.
Students from rich homes often appear to
have no worries, they look ‘cleaner’, use
the latest phones, eat at the best eateries
and always have money to buy all the
required study materials and textbooks.
On the other hand, the broke (poor/not
financially strong) students struggle
through every semester especially at month
ends; often not having enough cash, so
they only buy study materials for courses
that are ‘life-threatening’.
Now, what should be the proper response
of broke students? Should broke students
attempt to alter their financial state or just
endure and struggle their way through
school? (Have in mind that your financial
condition might not change even after
graduation).
From personal experience, the only way
out for broke students in Nigerian Tertiary
Institutions is this:
Do Something.
Students who hate being broke must stop
wishing, dreaming or even praying for a
better student life (in terms of their
finances) while folding their arms.
Do something today to initiate change or
do nothing and remain the same.
How do you ‘Do Something’?
As a student, the main reason for which
you are in school is to study and not to
hustle.
Therefore, you must not neglect your
books in pursuit of money- this is
something student-hustlers must
understand. There has got to be balance.
Having said that, here is how you can ‘Do
Something’ in your quest to stop being
broke:
1. Start with your mindset
Winning any ‘battle’ begins in the mind.
Adapt the mindset of winners; say to
yourself: “I can do anything I set my mind
to do”.
Accept that your broke student-life can be
fixed and that whatever you will do MUST
NOT negatively affect your academics.
2. Appraise yourself and identify any skill you
have – any skill at all
Do you have any skill? Can you style hair?
Can you sew? Is there anything or
something you know how to do?
Can you teach?
3. Monetize your skill
No one should answer ‘No’ to the last
question in point number 2.
Someone who printed and made
photocopies of a notice that read: “Get a
Home Lesson Teacher for your Precious
Kids. Call 080xxxxxxxx (his phone
number)” and pasted them around the
senior staff quarters.
Count 2 weeks later, he had started helping
8 primary school pupils with their
assignments.
He worked 3 hours every working day at
the rate of 5,000 naira per month for each
child.
What will you do with an extra 8 x
5,000=40,000 naira every month?
Please note that out aim at this point is not
to be as rich as Dangote but to stop being
broke: to be able to buy handouts,
textbooks and eat well; because we need
those in order to graduate well.
Kindly share your own thoughts too..
Thanks.

Jokes Etc / JOKES (you Need To Read This) by SIREOYG(m): 5:22am On Jun 05, 2015
Akpos was being asked a question which
he couldn't Answer.
The question was " Which food does
Monkey like so much"
A. Sugar cane.
B. Butter. C. Banana.
D. Yam
The conversation goes thus:
Akpos: This Question is too Hard sef. Let me
call someone.
Presenter: Who do you want to call? Akpos: Ogaga!
Phone rings!!!!
Presenter: Hello Ogaga your Friend Akpos is
here on the hot seat, he needs your help to
win N5 million.
Ogaga: yeee! Presenter: Akpos you have 30secs, your
time starts now.
Akpor: Ogaga!! Ogaga!! How is your family?
Your Wife nko? Ogaga, which food do you
like most?
Ogaga: Banana na. Akpos: Are you sure?
Ogaga: am......
Akpos: Oga presenter, your card is finish,
recharge, let me call him back.
Presenter: Haha! Your time is up! Will you go
with your friend? Akpos: yes.
Presenter: Why?
Akpos: He resembles Monkey, that is why.
After winning N5 MILLION.
Presenter: How much will you give to your
friend? Akpos: How much kee? Monkey don't eat
money. I will give him Banana.
One word for Akpors please?

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