Lolzzzz! Hope you don't end up ''pressing her to the ground''

datopaper:
On jenifa I stand

I guess the next bank he visited ( Wema) actually perforated the note. Anyway if he had the print out as proof, they might have been considerate.

LordZero:
perforated money should not be in circulation in the first instance..

For saying this; '' The kingdom of heaven is not far from you''

Oyindaberry:
I agree with him and I like the fact that he didn't pretend. Some ladies' gestures and posture is so hard to resist hence men fall for it.

These jokers should let us continue to contend with the difficulties at hand in this country presently. 2019 is a long time to begin distracting us with electoral plans. Mtchwwwwww!

Same here bae!

Tynasparks:
thumbs up

Omg! So they can't even contain their excitement to get home, or possibly the nearest guest house or resort? Smh.... This can only happen in the temperate regions, not here at all!

Nne, i tire o! Must i eat '' SHOPRITED'' tomatoes? ** rushes to go get some paste**-Alternative all the way!

Tynasparks:
Just Negedu

Ødah noòr gbota loór löh, Ö lòfu wäje gíla né! Äbó du, älór GBAJE G'ADAH G'ÄLÓR! Strictly for my Agatu brothers!

slyIsaa:
Resident evil reloaded...... Were my 3D glasses.....oh

''And doom looms in his Horizon''!

psucc:
When the sun decides to standstill on op's head.

Women trafficking, Child Abuse, Domestic Violence, & the Infringement of Human Right of whatever degree must be condemned in strong terms. It is obvious they were under a diabolic influence, but thank God their ''MADAM'' was busted. Many girls of this era are living in silence under duress, even by parents! All to meet up with economical, & societal needs! May God protect our future mothers from ''EXPLOITERS & DEVOURERS''! As for the lady; prays she rot in jail!

Kkk...I don forget say na macho bae u be. Lolzzzz... As for the tooth leave am we go meet am for TREASURE ISLAND by daybreak!

SANDOSKI:



Nawoo for you... Why you to dey fear like dis... You don forget say I get powers, I dey ur back nothing fit do you... Oya make we dey go , we need to find dat tooth.. Shebi na you wake me from sleep

For dis night, no be here o! You want make dem get the male version of CHI.......Boyz, for our head? Abi make we follow KHAKI drown for Creeks? Imao......

SANDOSKI:



I dey tell u oooo.. Na to go find dey lizard

Oya carry torchlight make we go ...

Me no get time for E-war, just state my own and waka comot jejeli! If u no want make anybody quote u, u'd beta not come to NL! NLders, abi i lie?. In response to ur question again, u can ask google! Lobatan!

allytinted:

i'm yet to get the meaning of KONJI, and you just brought in INSTINCT again.....come to think of it, na u I ask, abi wetin b ur own....aproko

That pix sha. Lizard don swallow em teeth Shey?

SANDOSKI:
Lol........

Like say u dey my mind! Lolzzzz.........

faith551:


If the driver hesitates you can even alight and run

If i hear! Omo use ur instincts, no dey ask Jamb questions abeg!

allytinted:

abeg, wetin be KONJI cos im kind of a novice here

Chaiiiiiiii! Like God punish Konji!

juhan:
What about guys? Some can do anything when hot. Konji na bastard

BLOOD OF GOD! What brought me here? Driver ngwanu AUTO-REVERSE!

faith551:
Damn!!, some ppl sef. This kind of silly post should have the "warning graphic content" flag to it.

Bae, dat ur combination no be here o! E fit kill person!

Behira:
chilling wit a glass of chilled alomo and chin-chin

No be for my mouth u wan hear say king die o! Who sigh!

cyojunior1:



Or else wat !!!

Chaiiiiiiii! Bae like seriously it doesn't matter. He actually agreed it happened many other times, & tried not to ''DEPOSIT'' but...................

KashyBaby:
was it one time thing with many rounds?

O boy! Just hope this don't get to Aso Rock, or else......!

cyojunior1:
Queen Elizabeth,Obama & Buhari went to Hell fire.Queen
Elizabeth asked the devil 2 allow her make some calls 2
England 2 inquire about the Country's welfare, so she spent
five minutes.Satan billed her 5million dollars. Obama also
made a call to U.S.A and spent 8 minutes.the bill was
8million dollars. Then Buhari called Nigeria and spent 2
hours.how much is my bill?he asked Satan,One dollar,Satan
replied. Surprised!! Buhari said but I stayed longer than
them all,"Satan smiled and said" calling hell from hell is not
expensive,it is a local call.����������
����������

Was here anyway! I dey come...

Jesussssssssss!

Praying PS:23 for them; The Lord is their Shepherd, they shall not fear! He makes them lie down in green grass, he leads them to quite pools of fresh waters. He restores their strenght. He guides them in the right path as he has promised. EVEN IF THEY WALK THROUGH THE SHADOW OF DEATH, THEY SHALL NOT SUFFER DEATH! For thou art with them O Lord! Thy Shepherd rod & staff protects them! You prepare a banquet for them in the sight of their enemies, you welcomed them as a honoured guess, and fill their cup to the brim. Surely your goodness and mercy shall be with them, all the days of their lives, and your house shall be their home as long as they live! Amen!

Wow! E really need SPECIMEN test for e brain! Is he that dumb? A Cretin cited. Blame it on the E-C-O-N-O-M-Y!

legendte:
There is hunger in the land. soon Naija go begin steal soup pot.
Country wey them dey steal budget wetin come be naira specimen.
next on the news will be that the Eagle in our coat of arm has been stolen.
The guy sef na ode, you take one big risk to steal ordinary specimen. The guy need go specimen prison.
My first FTC sha.

Kweke! And you think that option will be fairer? Just imagining been waked up by ballistic explosions... Gosh! I beta endure these CHANGES. Afterall hard times never kills, it makes us rather STRONGER!

misreal:
i would rather deal with the talibans by arming myself to the teeth.than deal with this fuel scarcity.man i neva see NEPA for a week now,heat want kill me sef join....afghanistan i COME.....hahahah

Na wa o! Endtime students on the go!

Hmmmmmmm... We're following. Time will tell sha!