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Give me her digits....I will love to talk to her. ![]() |
C'mon, we know its u....just say the truth and I'll personally hook you up with one fine aboki that shines shoes near my crib ![]() |
^ ^ Smh! ![]() |
^ ^ And you think this is the easiest way to go about it? .......aint there girls where you live? smh! ![]() |
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Damn! I bet so many thirsty niggas are calling that no ryt now ![]() |
Abeg make una no cum oo, the heat here can boil water ![]() |
yea, depends on the audience tho ![]() u just checked out my profile,didn't you? ![]() |
^ ^ ![]() lmao, Which office again? |
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^ ^ ![]() That reminds me of Nairalands No 1 clown; Mr. cork. |
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holds her by the waist and taps some current ![]() |
Nomski0: Gives him a dirty slap and throws the ring in his face.Picks up my ring and dusts it...walks out whistling 'freedom, oh freedom" ![]() |
caribchic: Send him after nomskigives her a tackle which lands her on the bed, designs her body with the wettest of kisses |
nitlad: mtschew...Drives a garden fork into his eyes and watches as he bleeds to death |
watches in awe as my hands regenerates and I become immortal.... ![]() commands her to gimme a bj or die ![]() caribchic: Throw him outside with the burnt bed..and nomski too cuz he shows up wherever she is. Go to sleep on the couch |
Staggers in drunk and gropes her left boobs ![]() |
watches on as he's burnt to ashes as the smoke rises up to the heaven to appease the Gods. |
Nomski0: Give her a pat on the back then Turn and ask sKeetz for the engagement ringPulls out an 18 carat gold ring with encrusted uncut diamonds nd presents it to her with my signature smile Deiok: Give him a dirty slap.offers him as a burnt sacrifice to Amadioha |
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! ![]() |
Nah, he pays them beautifully ![]() |
Takes her aside and professes my undying love for her |
Bros op no abeg no vex but how much dem pay you for this cheap publicity,I need my share..you know naa, as eyes wey see ![]() |
*Bundles them all into a bus and takes them to Yaba left to be admitted* ![]() |
Crazy bunch of psychos!! *Closes thread* |
Ladywilyms: This is an old joke nau...killjoy ![]() |
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