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A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site. After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. (Women!!) She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to ask why? She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.

The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, junior said "The number you are trying to call is not available at the moment please try again later."

Eastcoast, read this thread from Page 1, We did butcher her a lot. But I think it should be over now. Enuff is enough.

But it should be deleted. Let's be fair.

This Snazzy girl is not smart sef. If it was me, I would have deleted all my posts sinceeeee and replaced them with smileys. Snazzy you better come and do that because the more new members join, the more people will see this. Come and clean it up since Admin has refused to delete the whole thread. But don't lie again next time o!

It is impossible to lick your elbow. I know you are trying it right now.

Call someone you know in Lagos to go there and confirm for you. You don't want to go all the way from Abuja to Lagos cos of 50K and come back disappointed, do you?

Free, I'm confused. Is it something you have done before? Because you said never to do ever ever again!

I hate washing too.

Rhodalyn!!! Do you want to kill me with laughter? What's with those moving smileys shaking ass?!! It's so so funny!

snazzydawn:


nobody in the whole of Nairaland was born on 13March

Just say you don't know how to check the Nairaland calendar. All these people were born on 13th March.

olaide, silverbird, saalma, boogie, timi, wasiu, phatjoy, chokey, snazzydawn, Bishop4u, LIdyme, Yemicky, Wadosky, ige13, shittusege, jerryville , Onaivi

I love naturally beautiful girls. I imagine how beautiful they will be with make up if they can be so beautiful without make-up and things. For example, Ushergurl, this woman Gloria Bamiloye and my own Sweetie.

I like this challenge. Thanks Orikinla and Iah for this vital info.

Oh sorry for jumping to a conclusion, they could be different people but they are using the same computer sha. So maybe it's the person's brothers or sisters voting for her.

Hmm, HA I think I know the person. There is also another fake poster i.e someone that registers with a new username just to vote for herself. She's done it twice. Don't ask me how I knew.

sage:
I don't know y people critisize girls who want very rich guys. I believe itz a girls right. Nobody should disturb her peace. And when that money starts to attract other money loving bitches like her to the guy, i believe itz the guys right to take any of those other bitches and smash, itz his money and he spent his life toiling 4 it. Without that money, all those bitches, including the one that he calls his wife would not be with him, so he could just take up anyother bitch he wants.

So funny but true.