₦airaland Forum

Dahbutter:
Good for them, just out of curiousity are u married to or dating one

No I'm not married to or dating an ugly woman. But I know that is the fact.

slap1:
Are recent Nigerian movies not 'pirating' themselves?

Exactly! They'd play Jay-Z or Celine Dion as soundtrack/film score. Did they pay any royalties? Isn't that illegal as well?

Ugly women get married everyday! Infact they even get married before the pretty ones.

spikedcylinder:
Lol @ this thread.
Babes, chill jare. We orobos rock, whether skidoc and bawo and their big heads like it or not.

You know I've got nothing but MAD LOVE for you.

Ujujoan:
You are not even that big. Why are you getting yourself worked up over what they are saying 

Exactly o! This Lepacious Elephant of a thing cannot be less than size 22. And here is a size 14 Cuddlemii taking it all personal.

Cuddlemii:
I went through your profile expecting to see Shemar moore.

LOL. So only Shemar Moore and his lookalikes should have EYES for pretty and fit babes. You must be kidding.

Cuddlemii:
I was just told about Lepacious bose today and I decided to google her images and saw this thread. I usually use NL for educational purposes but this is one topic I want to address and I am directing it to Prince K12 and Skidoc.

@Prince K12, tavon & Skidoc:

Do you guys know Jasmine Sullivan, the sexy big beautiful musician. Do you know Tocarra Jones the plus size model. Raven Simon, the actress. Even Adora Ikoh, a Nigerian actress e.t.c.

I am big but I get guys manhoods standing all the time when they see me. You better learn to respect plus size babes. If you don't like them then shut it.

What does lepa babes do that orobos cant do. Maybe the ones you know dont know how to work it or bring it, then you keep mute. It might shock you that Lepacious bose might be good in bed and pampering a man so she can keep men coming back for more.

The only thing I see about Lepa bose is that she is not fashion crazy and doesn't take care of herself and flaunt what God gave her.  Since she is a celebrity she can work on her skin like other so called lepa celebrities.

Being fat is not a disorder. Most fat babes are very beautiful, if you have a problem with the weight then you can always help them loose weight rather than abuse them.



@Spikes, thanx for repping plus size babes, your display pics here shows you are confident, edgy, cocky, witty and wickerd. I am liking the swags. Keep it up babes.

@house all my fat friends are very sexy, I don't even talk to pple that don't take care of themselves. Its because of the low esteem lazy fat babes that is making u guys talk trash like that. I have a fat friend Biodun, guys weep when she says its over, beauty is an understatement where she is concerned and shes large but they can't let go. There are orobos and there are fake ones. Do your home work before you spit venom next time.

Orobo babes are endowed!!!!!

And look out for clean, fresh, too sh and sexy ones who take care of themselves .i.e. pimped up fat babes.

Of course there are big beautiful babes out there. Like you said, Raven Symone is one of them. Spikedcylinder sounds like one of them. But have you seen Lepacious Bose's picture posted above? Let me re-post it for you (below). If you are that size then SORRY, there is NOTHING sexy about that. Get a gym fast!
And your post reeks of major insecurity and low self esteem. I've not seen a slim girl write a whole page trying to convince us that slim girls are sexy too.  .  .

I can't believe I started this topic. Just what was I thinking

What an irony!

Hahahahahaaahaaaa OH MY GOD!!! I must say I've not been entertained by 50's picture as much as kabukabu50's picture. Got me reeling with laughter. Thanks Kabu you made my day!

^^^Well I still don't get you. I think the girl would 'comot' her pants for Dbanj in a flash given that he is more famous, more wadded and all. It's simple arithmetic to me. . .

OMO IBO:
Plus, Dbanj is more likely to become a pope than having his way with Sarah Ofili.

And why's that? How is Ikechukwu better than Dbanj?

OgidiBoy:
Can someone pls post the youtube clip of the movie where she is unclothed, or what part 1 or 2 Don't want to seat through the whole movie just for a 2 second unclothed scene.

It's here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrlQoojsQY
You need to start watching from 9:00
and then continue here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH6ZpPnTK-U

I thought I'd see something nice LOL . She doesn't look good naked at all. Too much tummy folds.

Very unlikely scenario.

apocalypse:
@ toba
For the records , most sportsmen are educated. And Tiger is a Harvard graduate , bet you can never get the kind of education he got.
If you mean most Nigerian sportsmen ( even that is debateable ) aren't educated , then you might have a point but I see only names of foreign sportsmen.


Lest I forget , who says indulging in debauchery , immorality , frivolity and adultery means one is uneducated

Most sportsmen are not educated and Tiger is not a Harvard graduate. Get your facts right.
However, you are right to say that indulging in immoral acts does not mean one is uneducated.

@Topic, what a conquest! WOMAN, I weep for thee.

madlady:
Did you just dis me

Haaaa! Madam Abeg not you ooo! I meant emmmm the other madlady that emmm I saw in emmmm the emmmm hospital emmmm last week! *runs away*

jay bee:
Are you auctioning madlady?

Madlady? You can get her free at the Mental ward.

Very soon, he'd come and tell us he built a house for 500 million naira and some daft people would call us haters for not believing. Hmmm

Slap1 owns the shed and I am squatting. Anything bad in that?

[quote author=DAY11+ link=topic=543381.msg7058665#msg7058665 date=1288638790]dont even want googles, gimme ms ropeto,  am dying to offer 10$ [/quote]Ms Ropeto is not available for sale as the auctioneer has decided to keep her for himself. *Wide grin*
Please try other NL girls freely available at 30 - 50 Naira.

[quote author=Ibo-made link=topic=543381.msg7058594#msg7058594 date=1288638273]Ok wait a minute. Counts some coins from his piggy bank. Mr Auctioneer, I am still N2:50K short. Can i balance the payment with 35 rupees?[/quote]*Slams hammer on the table* SOLD!
Please no more auctions for chi-baby and Inked_Nerd as they have now been sold to Ibo-made.
Now who wants to take this my naughty Googles?

[quote author=Ibo-made link=topic=543381.msg7058493#msg7058493 date=1288637339]Haba Alhaji N30 Gaskia for the two of them  [/quote]35 Naira last price!

googles:


SO my cousin and I for N100 yea?

ori e fokasibe 

This is the reason why I have decided to sell you off. You have no respect for ya husband. Imagine paying $1m for your dowry and now selling you off for 50 Naira. I am THAT fed up.

Yorisb:
@Auctioneer


Can I have the option/choice of NOT taking the Inked free offer attached to this bid?

It's BOGOF so you must take the offer. You can however give her to Alhaji Ibo-made for free!

You mean me?

Here's the deal:
Buy chi-baby for 50 Naira, Get inked_Nerd Free!

Googles is not off the list! How can she be off the list? She is my wife and I can do whatever I want with her.  .  .and I'm offering her for sale!

Buy one get one for free Bonanza!
Bid 50 Naira for Googles and get Tpiah free!
Bid 50 Naira for iice and get mukina2 free!
Going. . . Going. . . Going.  .   .  .

topazo:
Did i hear someone say we are all equal before God and then begin to insult the man of God! ! hv u not read abt hw some  children were making fun of elisha;and were eaten alive by bears?likewise the fools that spake against moses,were swallowed alive by d earth?or d presumptuous king who wanted to lay a hand on God's prophet and got his hands dried up?d audacious people who came to arrest jesus fell down flat before him?fools! talking abt things they no not aught 'spewing out their own shame, clouds without water, twice dead, of whom is reserved d blackness of darkness forever'(jude 1:13-14)empty brains,devoid of God's spirit filled with filth and all manner of evil speaking from over sculpted mouth,woe betide them!calling God's servant randy!fools!have they not read in history how great men of God took wives when the first died?talk abt john wesley and a host others that birthed christianity.idiots!speaking things they know not of.spoiled children.sold to the devil and his works.d bible says 'even michael (the arch angel) does not use any railing accusation, 'talk less of you mere mortals.foolish children! woe betide them!  have u not read in scriptures (romans 3)when d bible says 'by one man death passed to ALL'how then do u question the death of a christian?even God's son-jesus died.he was resurrected and if u read your bible well u will know that God has promised resurrection to all who serve him and then it will be said 'death where is your sting and grave where is your victory' jesus said and i quote 'ye do err because u do not know the scriptures nor d power of God'ignoramus! fools are known by their utterances says the wise king solomon and i've seen a lot of fools on this blog.tudor,skiroc and a host of others.beware for 'd wrath of God waxes hot on d children of disobedience'.'it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God'

Blah Blah Blah! Who are you to pass judgement? Are you God? Brainwashed Son of a pig.

angelloven:
yoyo , that is my only comment

You mean Atutupo _ _ _ _

Idowuogbo:
haaaa skidoc , i would throw u knockout oo ,

Yeeee! Why are you using style to toast me now?

oweniwe:
33 days small jor. Mukina almost spend one year for here

Mukina's 354 days is over 4 years of membership. Idowu's 33 days is over 9 months of membership!

^^^Hmmm Madam Idowu, yours is 33 days, 19 hours and 39 minutes. You sleep here too o!

Imeobong:
Like late Mrs. Biodun Kumuyi, the new Mrs Esther Kumuyi is said to be one of the 15 founding members of the church in August 1973 at his living room at the University of Lagos.

So they've been eyeing each other since 1973.
I didn't say anything o!

Wow Googles' own is:
57 days, 3 hours and 47 minutes

Googles, na for Nairaland you dey sleep?