Horlufemi:


150 is not normal o.

at least N10-$1 will make sense.

I don't even need N1-$1

If the N10 - $1 ever happens people go start run come Nigeria to hustle like we dey go US gone hustle now, but it isn't quite visible in the next 10yrs i stand to be corrected

nice one

360metrosports:
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A secondary school teacher in Kwara state was so excited all his students passed their papers (Mathematics and further mathematics) in the recent WAEC just released, that he wrote the statistics of the result on his kaftan to celebrate.

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/photo-over-excited-secondary-school.html

cc: lalasticlala ishilove

Such a proud teacher his joy knows no bounds

handie:
“He is a governor, I’m also a Senator. He is not
bigger than me neither am I bigger than him. This says it all about this man... He's suffering from an inferiority complex. So, El' performer Rufai should have allowed the street beggars continue to roam all around the city posing security risks abi? Which of his policy is anti people? Sometimes, there's more to politics than playing to the gallery and presenting camels and rice to people

My brother you have said it all allow the idiot to be opening his dirty mouth and be talking nonsense, if he loves the beggers so much why didn't he take them into his home hopeless and stupid senator
EL Performing Rufai all the way

He learnt it from his parent now them wan kill am yeye mama

Jesusloveyou:
why are u saTANist wailing over another man's cup of tea

Do you have a brain in your skull, because i seriously doubt you if you

[quote author=Jesusloveyou post=36222017]why are u saTANist wailing over another man's cup of tea
Do you have a brain in your skull at all?

midolian:
I ld be the happiest if they succeed. At least for peace to reign in tha house.

For as long as Bukky remains on that seat, there ll be no peace in tha house. He is proud and selfish. There was a clear opportunity for him to make peace reign buh he chose to do things his own way. If he had chosen Ahmed lawan and co as the principal officers jst as the party wanted, I am sure there wld be peace in tha house now. Bukky is the major problem @ the moment.

I don't like him.

Now that's your cup of tea, you can drink it

jamex93:
tell your friend to invite her to his place and call u on phone in her presence inviting u over to come see his wife to b

then u will go meet dem den d remain story will open up den

no need to hide anything from ha again

she go want die


that's wat we call red handed catching


I wish I go fit watch am live

Some R Kelly & Usher thing you know 'Same Girl" in kellz voice

[quote author=Lordbammy post=35568039]Some ict newbies do come across some abbreviations without having idea of the full meaning. Here are some little list to help them out.
[b]
PC => Personal computer
HDD => Harddisk drive
PCI => Peripheral component interconnect
GUI => Graphic user interface
VGA => Visual graphic adaptor
ASCII => American standard code for information interchange
EBCDIC => Extended binary coded decimal interchange code
CPU => Central processing unit
ALU => Arithemetic and logic unit
ROM => Read only memory
RAM => Random access memory
PROM => Programmable read only memory
EPROM => Erasable programmable read only memory
EEPROM/EAPROM => Electrical erasable/alterable programmable read only memory
ICT => Infomation communication technology
VDU => Visual display unit
CD => Compact disk
DVD => Digital versatile disc
OS => Operating system
LAN => Local area network
WAN => Wide area network
MAN => Metropolitan area network
USB => Universal serial board
UNIVAC => Universal automatic computer
BIOS => Basic input and output system
AGP => Accelerated graphic port
IDE => Integrated drive electronics
ATX => Advanced technology extended
MHZ => Megahertz
GHZ => Gigahertz
RW => Re-writeable
SIMMs => Single in-line memory module
DIMMs => Dual in-line memory module
ENIAC => Electronic number integrator & calculator
EDSAC => Electronic dialog storage automatic computer
IC => Integrated circuit
DIR => Directory
DOC => Document
PDA => Personal digital assistance
MOS => Metaoxide semi conductor
SDT => Serial data transmission
PDT => Parallel data transmission
GIGO => Gabbage in gabbage out
LSIC => Large scale integrated circuit
MAC => Media access control
CMD => Command
CMOS => Complimentary metaoxide semi conductor
PAN => Personal area network
CAN => Campus area network
SQL => Structured query language
DBMS => Database management system
ISP => Internet service provider
SIM => Subscriber identification module
FORTRAN => Formular translator
URL => Universal resource locator
COBOL => Common basic oriented language
BASIC => Beginner all purpose symbolic instruction code
CSS => Cascading style sheet
XXS => Cross site scripting
HTML => Hypertext markup language
RFI => Remote file inclusion
DDOS => Distribution denial of service
SEO => Search engine optimisation
PHP => PHP Hypertext preprocessor
WWW => World wide web
TCP => Transmission control protocol
IP => Internet protocol
VPN => Virtual private network
HTTP => Hypertext transfer protocol
CCNA => Cisco certified network associate
XML => Extensible mark-up language
CISCO => computer information system company
CEH => Certified ethical hacking
CCNP => Cisco certified network proffessionals
USSD => Unstructured supplementary service data.

Universal Serial Bus

humnsikan:
Why is the media posturing as though Saraki needs Buhari more than Buhari needs him. Truth be told, Buhari needs Saraki more than Saraki needs him. Antagonizing the Senate president could be the bane of Buhari's administration. As it stands, saraki has little to nothing to lose in not having buhari's support, but same cannot be said of Buhari. The headlines should ideally sound this way: SARAKI REFUSES TO SEE BUHARI. My advice to PMB is to go back to talking terms with the senate president, especially now that the window of opportunity is still open and the later is respecting the president's office and humbling himself. A time would come that the senate president would be tired of all these contemptous attitude from the president and APC and would then make both know the kind of power the head of the legislature, a seperate arm of government, wields.

Not agreeing to see Saraki n Dogara is the highest level of foolishness on PMB's part these are the people he is supposed to role with for smooth governance for the next 4 years by the time they begin to frustrate his efforts he would then know who needs who, he should better take a clue GEJ - Tambuwal era. Still observing in 3D

What's wrong with APC have they forgotten so soon when Tambuwal defected from PDP to APC and was asked by PDP to vacate the Speaker position as he was no longer a member of the then ruling party and a court injunction upheld him still as speaker now kama is taking its turn they are shouting and disturbing the whole polity abeg joor SARAKI, EKWERENMADU till 2019

Bollove:
Was Saraki the one that asked other APC colleagues to pay visit to ICC when they should have been in the Chambers

was Saraki the Clerk of NASS that inaugurate the house at 10am

If Tinubu can make 51 people so daft then I pray he should not be allowed to lead the whole of southwest and we Yoruba race to ruin .....

Yoruba has never known to play daft Politics at the centre only to cry traitor , backstabbing in the news until Tinubu enter the stage .

Tinubu can't fight Northern Nigeria and Eastern Nigeria at the same time politically ...... Media propaganda and 1Billion Niyi Osundabe and Saharareporters can't shake Saraki infact it is in this dispensation that they will become unpopular.

INFACT YOU HAVE SAID IT ALL. THIS IS THE OUTCOME OF LEAVING YOUR SUPPOSED DUTY TO CHASE SHADOWS ITS TOO LATE TO CRY WHEN THE HEAD IS OFF (SARAKI TILL 2019)