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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:35pm On Mar 06, 2019

obainojazz:
I shock 4hours of prayer per day

Kolo Okija man wey no sabi Okija shrine.

Dr. Neezar, lols. If you say I am, I am cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 5:57pm On Mar 06, 2019

airmark:
Only God knows where Ibime got some of his reports.

@ Diggz, it seems this man is actually one of us in priesthood.

It really shocked me o. We wey dey Naija dey try enjoy small, na Yankee members no go maximize every every?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 5:22pm On Mar 06, 2019*

ibime, I read through your submission on MFM as a church and it’s aversion towards medical practice, and I can tell you for free that it is all lies and down to ignorance like one person posited up there.

I have been with the church since 12 years now. All Regions and zones down to branches of the MFM has a Medical Unit/Group headed by medical doctors/health practitioners that caters for sickness and health related issues within the church and it’s members. Health issues are also referred to hospitals when the church unit cannot handle it.

Aside my region In Portharcourt here I reside, I have been to Warri MidWest region 1 where I served during NYSC, Umuahia Region in Abia State where I schooled, and other regions as well as Zones of the MFM where I go for ministrations have medical units as well as clinics that attends to health matters.

I was sincerely shocked by what you wrote up there. Even the General Overseer DK Olukoya preaches healthy living as well as the power of God to heal.

So, when we pray for you say you have headache, we also refer you to the regional medical clinic for further medications. If it remains same, that person is referred to a reputable hospital.

No mfm member would deny medications due to what was preached on the altar. It’s not our thing.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 10:58am On Mar 06, 2019

airmark:
Liverpool may spoil the show, their attackers look tired.

The gods of Egypt have give back to Salah what was collected from him.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 10:02am On Mar 06, 2019

Ibime:
You are a potential candidate for pant stealing if you were in Naija

Egbon Ibime, how we go do your winnings na btw you and Dayo?

Tithe gast reach the ministry down here abi?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 9:54am On Mar 06, 2019

airmark:
Elrony dey joke now.

Wait, when did you first finish uni and when was the second time?

Great god! grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by SkimpleD: 10:35pm On Mar 05, 2019

chrisley024:
Increase it bro

To like 4 goals grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by SkimpleD: 10:26pm On Mar 05, 2019

Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 10:20pm On Mar 05, 2019

Chai see sweet goal mbok grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by SkimpleD: 10:12pm On Mar 05, 2019

erons22:
we need at least 2 to3 goals

You wish too much

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 9:29pm On Mar 05, 2019

Madrid

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 9:05pm On Mar 05, 2019

elrony:
Abeg leave Dayo at least him dey yankee. help me biko.

SkimpleD stay away please.

I will curse your ministry o undecided

Bishop airmark look this way.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 5:39pm On Mar 05, 2019

BlueRayDick:
Sincerely I must confess Airmark na all those last bols dem dey fight last for film. Dem no dey gree die; before u kee them, dem go Don murder all Ur family finish He no gree die. He's been a match for Dayo.

If na about those two men, forget it. Kpata kpata na draw!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 5:21pm On Mar 05, 2019

airmark:
Before you go, how many times did you finish your tertiary education?

This shiit is freaking funny grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 5:06pm On Mar 05, 2019

Ibime:
They are dragging Airmark today oh.

SkimpleD, prayers are needed please

Boss, egbon dig.gz is recovering after heavy prayers and anointing poured on his head last night. To prove the might of our prayers, you see am online? grin

We are rallying around the prayer warriors to prepare air.mark for prayers too. cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 1:27pm On Mar 05, 2019

Hahhahaha hahhahah

Dayo’s last comment grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 11:42am On Mar 05, 2019

elrony:
The day Raumdeuter and Airmark leave NL...I quit!!!

Add nihilistjnr to the list. If they leave, I quit too.

Crazy people grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SkimpleD: 10:04pm On Mar 04, 2019

neezar:
Neither are we Bournemouth either who scores just 4 goals without making it to the nearest whole number

Doc, so “4” isn’t a whole number?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:17pm On Mar 04, 2019

eph12:
Buahahaha
Dayo go find another person come. This one don cast.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:08pm On Mar 04, 2019

raumdeuter:
E go reach your turn soon

Abeg holla am. I need to make my church popular.

The church is marching on and the gates of hell shall not prevail.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 8:05pm On Mar 04, 2019

My god! What a time to be alive

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:36pm On Mar 04, 2019

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:35pm On Mar 04, 2019

Nihilstjnr:
That looks enough to buy a couple ubers and still have some change for fan yogo and gala on the way home.

Are you saying you're using the entire liquidity of Funlord and sons taxi services ltd to fan yourself in this hot weather?

yah allah!

How can nihilist make heaven na? grin

My God! I literally laughed and started crying!
Hahhahahahaha cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 7:29pm On Mar 04, 2019

Hahhahahahahah

Na Raumdeuter dey cause all this wahala cheesy

Now, na nihilist the searchlight wan beam on?

Hahhahahahaha. Today is been crazy!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 4:44pm On Mar 04, 2019

airmark:
Remember, you are playing PSG next.

Why are you like this Bishop? grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 4:23pm On Mar 04, 2019

onukuguy:
Which church is that

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 4:01pm On Mar 04, 2019

diggz:

Obviously magodo is very close to obalende

You just dey catch trips with this guy.

onukuguy:
Sure I will show up tomorrow

Kuku come my church make we see.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 3:56pm On Mar 04, 2019

onukuguy:
I will close by 9 so we might have to shift it to tomorrow, normally i do close by 4 but I am standing in for someone today, Hence my lateness

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 3:43pm On Mar 04, 2019

diggz:
Abeg use the God is good ticket money use host pastor...I no wan come lagos again...Meanwhile N.a. when you pack comot obalende abi n.a. ikoyi go magodo? I hope you carry Stephanie follow body cuz I no dey come obalende again o!

Hahhahah

Wait na. Wetin concern you for this matter sef? undecided

I go still drive go the Magodo.
He will pay for my fuel and drinks.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 3:35pm On Mar 04, 2019

onukuguy:
Once i close from work, i stay around Magodo, We'll hook up for some drinks, Bill on you

I know Magodo wella. I will drive to that place.

Don’t be scared I don’t drink. Just give me chilled Juice.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 3:29pm On Mar 04, 2019

larride:
This Monday na TrollDay

Sir, you still remember how to cast and bind a demon?

grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SkimpleD: 3:28pm On Mar 04, 2019

Onukuguy, where you dey for Ikoyi?

I’ve been around for some days now. Make we see, then Show me proofs.

How una see am? cheesy

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