₦airaland Forum

femiti:
ekun...hope say you set parole wela with dem babes during your atikulated stay there?

Warri babe? Nah. My Pastor lifestyle started during my NYSC days.

SS3 babes wey one of my Corper guy dey knack, gather beat am inside school for assembly when they noticed he was fvcking them all.

Warri girls are a special kind of breed!

TLona1:
Whar are the numbers?

APC ..... 794,738
PDP...... 289,895

Ibime:
Election rigger spotted.

Naso

diggz:
Warri no get joy bros....ask that fake pastor called elrony wey don run leave him village

Elrony na Delta pikin?

nihilistjnr:
I hope you got paid

Them no dey suffer Nigeria suffer for free o.

Handsomely o. When I kept doing strong head, Chief Called my supervisor and the speed she used to reach Chief house eeh, I shock!

She came, greeted, collected envelopes and smiled. I was smiling. In my mind, no be only you sabi collect o.

As soon as she left, I called my fellow corps members outside and deliberated how much we go collect o. We did collect handsomely

But what we didn’t bargained for was the part where we had to fill the thousands of forms for the PVCs we were going to give to the Chief.

We stayed there overnight bros, worked our arse off till Sunday morning.

Sunday afternoon, we were at the polling units to distribute PVCs and most could not see theirs.
Wetin concern me

raumdeuter:
Which state was this

Delta of course

diggz:
N.a. really ekpan

That place dey horrible. Those guys there na nutcase baba.

During NYSC 2014, I was posted to go share PVCs that year, I was in charge of all corps members there. Naso the Chief then send for me and all the Corpers o. Bargained with us to submit all the PVCs we were given by INEC, I wan do strong head o, naso boys rough handle my fellow corpers o, carry me up drop me for ground, forget, fear catch me!

One be like, “fine Corper, order yourself o, make you do wetin Ose tell you”. I just humble

During the LG elections, the chief called me to advise me not to come out cos there would be killings. Naso I hide for my house that day. We came out in the evening to see blood flowing in the streets, boys don machete themselves wella cos of elections!

Kai, I miss that place o

Kamelot77:
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Just saw Kaduna’s numbers for the APC.

Great God!

Abeg who dey Ikoyi like this?

Egbon diggz never wan come back from Ekpan

Bros Larride, wetin be the position of things now in terms of numbers of votes summed up?

No vex, have not been following.

larride:
OUK is a grassroots politician, his constituency actually love him even though they know the man is a thief.


This election is done n dusted jare. See Abia state margin ffs

You don see Yobe margin?

Kai

larride:
Yes, he’s trying to do magomago just the same way Rochas forced Imo REC to declare him senator-elect when he lost.

OUK’s lost added to these 2 fools would have made me happier

diggz:
Sarri n.a. coward if that ediot ever starts a game of football for him...
Aspa the useless apere called kepa....I no wan use my eye take see that guy....make him dey go abeg.

Sarri would be the bastard of the year if Kepa ever starts a match again. Kepa just reduced Sarri to a fool that day

Make we dey look first cos I never see wetin the idiot Kepa dey catch sef

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larride:
Especially in the North and down south here. I pity Akpabio though, he would have been good to have him as SP.

Akpabio truly lost?

NinjaMetahuman:
as in ehn


see ass the thing be like mancity vs chelsea

How this matter con concern Chelsea now

NinjaMetahuman:
kastina alone literally buried south east.



i expect buhari to win by atleast 6 million margin.

Wahala dey o. My baby sis who works in Abuja said one of her friends who is Fashola’s PA called to celebrate few mins ago.

APC don win this thing again!

I saw what that bastard Kepa did during match highlights..... damn! Such level of fvckery!

Dude should be banned from playing for Chelsea and banned from Stamford bridge!


Sarri would be a complete fool to play that guy again!

Kai, e vex me o

eph12:
City sef
We have been outside since wondering whether the party will hold today or postponed to next weekend

Be-gone from here, child of belial

6 + 4 + 0 + 0 = ?



If you know, you know

raumdeuter:
WHen a coach is using your team to break record. Imagine 6-0 loss to fraudiola

Just like I expected egbon.

Nothing new. Same old lines.

Aurevoir

raumdeuter:
Losing 6-0 equate trophies

The question was HOW? focus on the question sir.

raumdeuter:
Chelsea biggest defeat in premier league league history was to Man city coached by Guardiola

How does this equate to trophies won?

Your matter get as e be

Omo, City dey Para o

Morata

Morata

Unlimited22:
Finished Aguero showing those farmers from Schalke the finished work of Christ

You are a believer Doc.

Unlimited22:
Actually, they go to Munich with a slight advantage. The pesky Away goals rule.

That's if they would score

Ibime:
Say Liverpool and Spurs go beat their German counterparts

Liverpool gast win this match be that o.
Cos prayer squad go need new white garments

Ibime:
See Allison. Mscheeew

Baba Ibims, wetin be that bet you and Dayo enter for the Champs league qualifications?

Mane

hoopLA:
Imagine.

You dey here dey camp. Coward

I rebuke you child of Belial