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Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:41pm On Jan 08, 2014
D-Explorer:

You believe everything smiley
Nah! You are not the first tongue
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:37pm On Jan 08, 2014
jay bee:
He is also multi-skilled in the art of DIY

He was tutoring us on how to create artificial holes in the female anatomy yesterday
grin grin grin

He must explain that to me tonight
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:35pm On Jan 08, 2014
D-Explorer:
Oh goodness! No wonder Xyne has been talking more about pants and bra recently undecided
shocked Really?
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:33pm On Jan 08, 2014
jay bee:
Trust that goon to sneak in and out like 006 and a half
He is a gentleman jor tongue
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:27pm On Jan 08, 2014
jay bee:
No you can't be serious... shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Is he in the dog house at this moment?
Cmon on! grin. Not totally. There is a gap sha o tongue. Can a king reject his throne?
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:23pm On Jan 08, 2014
D-Explorer:

You mean at promo price? tongue grin
Priceless tongue. All he needs to say is my password cool
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:22pm On Jan 08, 2014
jay bee:
abeg give our paddy a temporary reprieve na.

He can resume nappy duties when the baby is fast asleep and both of you are ready for the hoo haa moment
grin grin. He has been ostracized from that tongue
Family / Re: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by skydeep(f): 2:18pm On Jan 08, 2014
Miner13:

What of the baby coming with _shit!

The next thing poo inside toilet.

I prefer woman to comot the rubbish with the child on bed ooon
I don't get you
Family / Re: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by skydeep(f): 2:16pm On Jan 08, 2014
iyatrustee:

mtcheeeeew! he must have experienced it, no be dat antelope again? tongue tongue tongue tongue
grin. Not true tongue
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:09pm On Jan 08, 2014
D-Explorer:

How re-buy take be romantic? Who's doing the re-buying BTW? grin tongue
The Buyer cool. It will be an anniversary concept grin
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:07pm On Jan 08, 2014
jay bee:
Is the hubby on nappy duties today?
Define Parental care grin
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:06pm On Jan 08, 2014
jay bee:
Ever heard the following quotes:
Lead by example

Experience is the best teacher

Romance should be a continuous phenom
Preach!
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 2:03pm On Jan 08, 2014
D-Explorer:

See her tongue
BTW, what's romantic in having someone that's out-of-the-market following this lead.
You must have heard about Bazaar sale? A buyer can re-buy his product. Now tell me if that is not romantic? tongue
Family / Re: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by skydeep(f): 1:54pm On Jan 08, 2014
Miner13:

chaii!

Dis birth documentary dey reveal wonders.

That means both should give birth now.

I beg stil help confirm mayb the man tommy go shut out?

grin
Are you scared? tongue
Romance / Re: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by skydeep(f): 1:41pm On Jan 08, 2014
*Following* cheesy tongue
Romance / Re: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by skydeep(f): 1:38pm On Jan 08, 2014
Newkidoo:
@bolded, some gals lie a lot.. I can't marry a gal I don't trust during courtship.. Honesty matters a lot in a relationship.. it is this honesty that brings about trust.. if we were dating and ur words are always twisting.. I ask you this and u say this today, 2moa you say something else.. be counting ur days or better still break up with me if u can't handle heartbreak, I can..
we all lie but there are something's we are not meant to lie abt in a relationship.. if u were raped, good. just tell me, no big deal but telling me lies that u r a virgin till marriage breaks whatever trust I have and nothing else can bring it back so I will send her packing not to cause more harm...
Ya, it hurts badly no doubt, but divorce is not an option. No one is perfect remember? Even you
Family / Re: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by skydeep(f): 1:30pm On Jan 08, 2014
Lord_Reed: The things women have to go through, God help una o!
Yet some men don't appreciate. Go to romance section and see how the guys over there misbehave
Family / Re: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by skydeep(f): 1:30pm On Jan 08, 2014
The poop thing is what I don't pray to experience. Gosh! grin

It is adviseable to defecate before labour
Romance / Re: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by skydeep(f): 12:13pm On Jan 08, 2014
lygn19:
Then tell us and hope u re telling the truth.
Not where u say u were raped, unfortunately ur ex,ex,ex bf turned out to be d guys friend...lol just pray.
So if you meet a girl few days ago, you expect her to start telling you she was rap'ed in the past? Let me not be sentimental sha grin. Some girls are serial liars grin
Romance / Re: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by skydeep(f): 11:54am On Jan 08, 2014
Newkidoo:
Let me tell u though I don't understand dis word called Love but I know love comes with intelligence.. if u r not sharp in love, u will get played and dumped!! A gal should be able to decipher a man that is ready to stay and a man that just wants chop and go..
OK for instance, I am 26, working class and I c u sky deep.. I liked u, asked u out and we started dating.. within 3months or even 2months of dating, I should be able to read u if I want to marry u or not and likewise u should have read me that I am here to stay or not.. love comes with intelligence.. u can't be telling me within just 3years in university u have dated 10guys already!! .. that only shows u r not sharp and u make yourself get played!! fine if u tell me u r a virgin and u don't wanna have sex till we are married fyn but u have had sex b4 u r now telling me because guys have taken advantage of u, u will then starve me sex....tofiaka
Fall in love with brains..
I gave an instance. What if she was rap'ed?
Romance / Re: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by skydeep(f): 11:50am On Jan 08, 2014
lygn19:
I can forfeit it o, sm few millions can't make me live a life of regret.
Regret about her not being a virgin?
Romance / Re: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by skydeep(f): 11:38am On Jan 08, 2014
uj_sizzle:
Yup, or she decides she's been too loose and wants to change for good.
Affirmative
Family / Re: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by skydeep(f): 10:47am On Jan 08, 2014
kulyie: oshe my dear cheesy

another lesson learnt kiss
I learnt yours too cheesy. You are welcome sweetheart cool

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Romance / Re: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by skydeep(f): 10:44am On Jan 08, 2014
uj_sizzle: There is no need to lie. A man should respect your wishes especially when it has to do with your body. Virginity or no, if you don't want sex then tell him so. If he can't/won't respect that, feel free to walk.
Exactly my point. A girl may decide to stay without sex in a relationship due to the number of times guys have taken advantage of her. She decides to try a sexless affair. Respect that guys! angry

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Family / Re: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by skydeep(f): 10:39am On Jan 08, 2014
kulyie: and fat too.the bark is always fat cheesy
Rough is better tongue
Romance / Re: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by skydeep(f): 10:32am On Jan 08, 2014
Mondisweets: he dumped her after ra.ping her cheesy
Criminal offence grin

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Family / Re: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by skydeep(f): 10:30am On Jan 08, 2014
kulyie: Lmao.wonderful.another knowledge added.

no wonder mama seguns legs were fat like iroko tree wjen she was pregnant cheesy
grin. I thought Iroko tree is used to describe something tall? grin

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Romance / Re: Is Sex Necessary In A Relationship? by skydeep(f): 10:26am On Jan 08, 2014
^Pathetic grin
Romance / Re: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by skydeep(f): 10:17am On Jan 08, 2014
I classify these girls as the Desperate girls just like we have the desperate men who lie to their girlfriends that they had sex some months ago or never had sex, just to get sympathy from the girl so she can allow him make love to her.

Pathetic grin

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Family / Re: 10 Weird Pregnancy Facts No One Tells You About by skydeep(f): 10:12am On Jan 08, 2014
Mz_spread: Hmmm...quite interesting but dat last point get as e be oo
Seriously grin. I am trying to recall if my hubby experienced it cheesy
Romance / Re: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by skydeep(f): 10:10am On Jan 08, 2014
Sepp360: You're so confused!


I suspect you!
Keep suspecting. Better join the CIA
Romance / Re: If I Tell You Im A Virgin, We Get Married And You Find Out I Lied.reactions? by skydeep(f): 10:09am On Jan 08, 2014
Newkidoo:
Why lie? did I tell u I won't marry u because u r not a virgin.. B4 i marry any gal, I tell her she truth about me though not all but I also expect her to tell me she is not a virgin oo. I will understand if she gives me reasonable explanation( all these b4 wedding) but if she still lied till we are married then I later found out that she is not a virgin on wedding night..
I won't talk much, just lie down and open ur butt, I f**cked d hell out of you that night then d next morning, I call ur parents to come carry u.. forget abt d money I spent during wedding, there is more in d bank.. all I don't just like is for my partner to lie to me.. lie to me or test me during relationship u r gone!!
A girl cannot lie to you she is a virgin if you had not told her you can't marry a non-virgin. Well, some girls are just so daft not to know that the man will find out

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