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[quote author=D-Explorer]You believe everything [/quote]Nah! You are not the first

jay bee: He is also multi-skilled in the art of DIY

He was tutoring us on how to create artificial holes in the female anatomy yesterday

He must explain that to me tonight

[quote author=D-Explorer]Oh goodness! No wonder Xyne has been talking more about pants and bra recently [/quote] Really?

jay bee: Trust that goon to sneak in and out like 006 and a half

He is a gentleman jor

jay bee: No you can't be serious...

Is he in the dog house at this moment?

Cmon on! . Not totally. There is a gap sha o . Can a king reject his throne?

[quote author=D-Explorer]You mean at promo price? [/quote]Priceless . All he needs to say is my password

jay bee: abeg give our paddy a temporary reprieve na.

He can resume nappy duties when the baby is fast asleep and both of you are ready for the hoo haa moment

. He has been ostracized from that

Miner13: What of the baby coming with _shit!

The next thing poo inside toilet.

I prefer woman to comot the rubbish with the child on bed ooon

I don't get you

iyatrustee: mtcheeeeew! he must have experienced it, no be dat antelope again?

. Not true

[quote author=D-Explorer]How re-buy take be romantic? Who's doing the re-buying BTW? [/quote]The Buyer . It will be an anniversary concept

jay bee: Is the hubby on nappy duties today?

Define Parental care

jay bee: Ever heard the following quotes:
Lead by example

Experience is the best teacher

Romance should be a continuous phenom

Preach!

[quote author=D-Explorer]See her tongue
BTW, what's romantic in having someone that's out-of-the-market following this lead.[/quote]You must have heard about Bazaar sale? A buyer can re-buy his product. Now tell me if that is not romantic?

Miner13: chaii!

Dis birth documentary dey reveal wonders.

That means both should give birth now.

I beg stil help confirm mayb the man tommy go shut out?

Are you scared?

*Following*

Newkidoo: @bolded, some gals lie a lot.. I can't marry a gal I don't trust during courtship.. Honesty matters a lot in a relationship.. it is this honesty that brings about trust.. if we were dating and ur words are always twisting.. I ask you this and u say this today, 2moa you say something else.. be counting ur days or better still break up with me if u can't handle heartbreak, I can..
we all lie but there are something's we are not meant to lie abt in a relationship.. if u were raped, good. just tell me, no big deal but telling me lies that u r a virgin till marriage breaks whatever trust I have and nothing else can bring it back so I will send her packing not to cause more harm...

Ya, it hurts badly no doubt, but divorce is not an option. No one is perfect remember? Even you

[quote author=Lord_Reed]The things women have to go through, God help una o![/quote]Yet some men don't appreciate. Go to romance section and see how the guys over there misbehave

The poop thing is what I don't pray to experience. Gosh!

It is adviseable to defecate before labour

lygn19: Then tell us and hope u re telling the truth.
Not where u say u were raped, unfortunately ur ex,ex,ex bf turned out to be d guys friend...lol just pray.

So if you meet a girl few days ago, you expect her to start telling you she was rap'ed in the past? Let me not be sentimental sha . Some girls are serial liars

Newkidoo: Let me tell u though I don't understand dis word called Love but I know love comes with intelligence.. if u r not sharp in love, u will get played and dumped!! A gal should be able to decipher a man that is ready to stay and a man that just wants chop and go..
OK for instance, I am 26, working class and I c u sky deep.. I liked u, asked u out and we started dating.. within 3months or even 2months of dating, I should be able to read u if I want to marry u or not and likewise u should have read me that I am here to stay or not.. love comes with intelligence.. u can't be telling me within just 3years in university u have dated 10guys already!! .. that only shows u r not sharp and u make yourself get played!! fine if u tell me u r a virgin and u don't wanna have sex till we are married fyn but u have had sex b4 u r now telling me because guys have taken advantage of u, u will then starve me sex....tofiaka
Fall in love with brains..

I gave an instance. What if she was rap'ed?

lygn19: I can forfeit it o, sm few millions can't make me live a life of regret.

Regret about her not being a virgin?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Yup, or she decides she's been too loose and wants to change for good.[/quote]Affirmative

kulyie: oshe my dear

another lesson learnt

I learnt yours too . You are welcome sweetheart

[quote author=uj_sizzle]There is no need to lie. A man should respect your wishes especially when it has to do with your body. Virginity or no, if you don't want sex then tell him so. If he can't/won't respect that, feel free to walk.[/quote]Exactly my point. A girl may decide to stay without sex in a relationship due to the number of times guys have taken advantage of her. She decides to try a sexless affair. Respect that guys!

kulyie: and fat too.the bark is always fat

Rough is better

Mondisweets: he dumped her after ra.ping her

Criminal offence

kulyie: Lmao.wonderful.another knowledge added.

no wonder mama seguns legs were fat like iroko tree wjen she was pregnant

. I thought Iroko tree is used to describe something tall?

^Pathetic

I classify these girls as the Desperate girls just like we have the desperate men who lie to their girlfriends that they had sex some months ago or never had sex, just to get sympathy from the girl so she can allow him make love to her.

Pathetic

[quote author=Mz_spread]Hmmm...quite interesting but dat last point get as e be oo[/quote]Seriously . I am trying to recall if my hubby experienced it

Sepp360: You're so confused!


I suspect you!

Keep suspecting. Better join the CIA

Newkidoo: Why lie? did I tell u I won't marry u because u r not a virgin.. B4 i marry any gal, I tell her she truth about me though not all but I also expect her to tell me she is not a virgin oo. I will understand if she gives me reasonable explanation( all these b4 wedding) but if she still lied till we are married then I later found out that she is not a virgin on wedding night..
I won't talk much, just lie down and open ur butt, I f**cked d hell out of you that night then d next morning, I call ur parents to come carry u.. forget abt d money I spent during wedding, there is more in d bank.. all I don't just like is for my partner to lie to me.. lie to me or test me during relationship u r gone!!

A girl cannot lie to you she is a virgin if you had not told her you can't marry a non-virgin. Well, some girls are just so daft not to know that the man will find out