₦airaland Forum

fapol09:
NYSC KO NI DA FUNYIN

lol. See height of provocation.

Me i just dey hope say all this trouble will be worth it with nice posting, good allawee, beautiful serving experience and lot more.

giftiebrown:
it dsnt mata, its jus fr d ICT guys to ENABLE d CUL....my worri is dt, mine is nt showing date

mine too isn't showing date. We are not the only persons have this issue. Hundreds of pcms are. So calm your mind. It will be well.

It has to be friday because saturday is an off day for Nysc officers. So lets look forward to it.

Na me and that my papa old alarm clock go sleep for my bed tonight. The thing go wake me when 12 knack.

teemakagu:
e be lyk say d kin slap wey I slap 1 soldier 4 maiduguri come exile because den declare me wanted na dat 1 u wan recieve abi?

abeg o

Fraiser:
baba I go pray make rat chop ur CUL after u don print am o... You almost give me hypertension... See as my finger dey shake ontop key board...

lolz. Abeg take am easy

Hurray!!! Hurray!!! After all these days of waiting and hoping.
NYSC just sent me a massage that my CUL will be ready tomorrow. Have you received yours?

Oga relax. Na joke i dey o

It's being awhile. I really miss you guys. All roads lead to cyber cafe this time tomorrow.

I greet all of una o. hope una dey do well.

Good evening to my brothers and sisters. Hope you guys are having fun.

Jamesdman:
How you go hear.. As you don see POLICE ORDER, fear don catch you sote you don dey run temperature.
I like you that's why I dey give you ample warning oo.. If you no wan turn meat for Sgt. Roger, park go front o. Thoor!!

in the voice of Simi 'see this man I say your father. I repeat am your father"

Jamesdman:
Oga oo..
You sef sight the Bae, abi?
As you use eyes see am, just appreciate am and comot eyes jejelly.
Nah me and GROOVE go wait till her batch, so that we fit run package with her.
Oga Skydweller I just dey hear as you dey yarn opata since.. When you fit whine your mouth finish, just kindly pack go front. That Bae na "no parking, by police order", for you!!!

i go just pretend like say i no hear you.

In this garden, U guys can eat every other fruit except one...NOVARAE. She is exclusively mine

luchiano1:
tell your over excited heart to stop dancing alingo and switch to afro beat cos she is clearly not urs. I didn't remember giving her to u. * carries Novarae and carefully places her on the most comfortable seat of his private jet and zooms off to Beverly hills for a blissful weekend*

i need no permission to take what is rightfully mine. Our love has been pre-ordained. So make way.

maccabi:
Hmm bruh u like better thing ooooo
But try download this Cassie song titled : Long way to go ....

every good thing has my name written boldly on it. If you look at Novarae's forehead, you would see my name subtly written there. I dwell in the sky to show my level of affluence.

Yeah i told somebody in this village that i would pick my lady when the time comes. Here comes the time. So ladies and gentlemen of this great village, I introduce to you the only woman in the world that makes my heart dance alingo. She is an embodiment of all beauties. She was specially made that angels jealous her. She is so sweet, sweeter than that seasonal fruit from mecca, soft spoken, with velvet skin. She is Novarae. I urge everybody to keep off her.

Please! Those presently serving should answer me.
The DOB in my green card is wrong. Instead of Nov 25, It shows Nov 24. And I was told I could change it in camp. Has anyone been able to change his or her DOB in camp?

In Jesus name, stream 2 NYSC camping will not be postponed. Every power(occultic, political, GC, cyber, officials) that want to kill our hope of printing our CUL on Friday should die by fire In Jesus mighty name. Amen.

mariosam:
It's a pity
Am sorry for your loss
But please,no put eye for laramite,she is taken already
Even bible write am say"thou shall not covet your neighbour's wife"
Infact,i have present 10 gallons of Palm wine and one bottle of dry gin to her father as required by our tradition,to make my intention known to her family.
Her mother got,one horse load of ukwu akwa and bush meat as required by our yradition
Ask village goat,he escorted to that place.

may God bless your marriage with bouncing baby boys and girls. I like the way you shaperly defended your thing. It shows that you have possessed your possession. Starting tins with laramite didn't even come to my mind as at the time i posted it. Laramite will live longer than the oldest woman in her family history. And u too.

This moniker 'laramite' reminds me of late ex gf. Her name was Omolara. I called her laraite. May her soul continue to rest in peace.

Make una remember to call NYSC GC to dance floor so that he no go vex shift our camping date.

giftiebrown:
ra ra oo, na mahashalalhasbaz

awon ti saul's family niyen o. Congrat.

Is the celebrant from the lineage of methuselah?

giftiebrown:
d patient dog gets nufin...

lolz.
How tins?

okitaiji:
lmao.. na so we roll... just killing boredom till 21st. u can join the groove and pick any girl of ur choice

it's true. It kills boredom and also gets the thread rolling and i like it. I won't pick a girl now. There are obviously more guys than girls on this thread. This is the reason why guys are fighting for the few available girls. I won't join the fight. I will pick mine when all the guys have gotten theirs.

Good morning and happy new month to everybody. I have been following you guys on ghostmode levels. I greet the toasters, and the toastees. Una love saga dey funny me sha o. Una dey die online ontop girl wey her real G dey knack inside out. No offence meant. Just my take.

May his gentle soul forever rest in peace. God will bless the family he left behind.

A corper was in the staff room when two female students walked up to him.
Student 1: you called us. We are the best students in the school.
Corper: really. We were invited to take part in inter school debate on the topic "role of celeb in-"
student 1: uncle who is celeb??
Student 2: so you no know who celeb be? (hiss) and them say you know book.(to corper) uncle tell me. Only me go represent the school.
Corper: no. It's two of you that will do it. Since she doesn't know who a celeb is, you have to help her.
Student 2: a celeb is a person that attends celestial church. Me i don't want to be a celeb because i no like celestial church.
Student 1: me too.

Sunnepa17:
Aftanun bro..Ho̶̲̥̅̶̷̩̥̊͡ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ go

baba mi, i dey dupe lowo Jesus o

giftiebrown:
gd evening sir, how hs bn ur day

bros I thank God o. Though I am a little bit bored but I'll soon get over it.

Good afternoon to active members of this village.