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An old man is fond of reciting a book title 'the beautiful ones are not yet born' to his son whenever he does wrong. This statement is a blow to this young man who tries to make an impart in life.
One day, the young man was caught making out with his girlfriend and was promptly reported to his old dad. As usuall, the old man exclaimed 'hmmm. Beautiful ones are not yet born'. The young man replied angrily 'if the beautiful ones are not yet born, you too must be part of us. The ugly ones.
The woman they caught me with is my sanitation partner. We are determine to do things that will bring the good ones to earth.
Morning to you guys.

dotmanxp:
abeg I dey hear one toxic rumour say nysc nor get money and dem fit join stream 2 with July batch. how truthfully can this be??

SAY NO TO RUMOUR MONGERING.
Anyway, I just come here con piss. Back to bed.

Make I forget Nysc for now. It is time for me to go bad belle Athletico Madrid. Na dem commot me for champions league. Up Bayern even though say I no like them

Nothin2lose:
Hello guys.... I got this message on my dashboard and phone "you will be notified when to print your call-up letter because you are not in stream I"..... No date was specified, does that mean I am in stream II??

No. It means you you are too old to serve. See me see question o. U ought to know without being told. No offence meant.

Thank you Sunnepa17 for the updates. It integrates. I look forward to more from you.

Kudos to VillageGoat. This your jokes got me laughing. Nice one

I thank all of una wey read my tory. Hope una no mind some of my misspelt words. I didn't take time to read it over because i was in a hurry to wash my woman's bra.

Stream 2 people come and see ooo. Who said it is not possible. It is. I am on my way to camp now. I got OYO.
How it happened..
Yesterday I saw a friend off to park. While talking in the park, an old woman walked up to us. She didn't look familiar but we sha greeted her. She said she had been listening to our conversations. And that she would like to help me. She said she work in NYSC headquatre, Abuja. When I heard this, my heard this my I was very happy and my friend was happy for this last minute help that came. The woman reached for her bag, picked her phone, and made that call. She demanded for my names and call up number. The call up number almost caused problem I no no am by heart. Suddenly I remember that NYSC texted it to us. I looked through my phone. Lo and behold, it was there. I called the number out. The old woman smiled and went on with the call.
She ended the call after some minutes. She told me, that I should go to my dashboard latter in the day to print my call up letter. My friend and I thanked her. As soon as the woman departed, I could no longer contained my joy. I bade my guy farewell. I ran like Usain Bolt to the nearest cafe. My dashboard didn't show. I went back in the night, it showed but nothing was there. I almost give up. Just one more click to my dashboard this morning and I found it. MY CALL UP LETTER. Yes. Oyo state. I printed it. I rearranged the bag i have scattered to live.

Then It happened. I woke up from sleep. All this while, I have been dreaming. Chai see waiting NYSC turn me to. Anyway, i am still looking. Good morning to you peeps.

Good morning to my brothers and sisters in stream 2. I wish everybody a glorious day. Have fun.

daudae1:
STATES TO HOLD STREAM TWO CAMP ARE KADUNA,RIVERS, OGUN,DELTA,BORNO,ENUGU,AKWAIBOM,AND KWARA. ALL STREAM 2 MOST HAVE ATLEAST 1 OF THESE STATES ON THEIRB CHOICES,IF U HAVE ONLI ONE THEN AUTOMATICALLY THAT WILL BE YOUR STATE OF DEPLOYMENT. THESE STATES ARE THE ONES MOST CHOOSED BY PCM THATS Y DEY HAVE 2STREAMS..ASK YOUR SELF IF THERE IS NO MONEY HOW WILL FG BE PAYING STREAM 1 AFTER CAMP? SIMPLE REASONING....

what will happen to those that didn't pick the states you listed. Where will they be taken to? I didn't chose any of the states you listed. Mine are Sokoto, Plateau, Osun, and Cross River. What will become of me? I will be glad if you can help me find out from your source. Thanks.

I hate to be in this kind of situation. I hate been played by people. God will help me and others. Everything under Buhari don tire me!

gammarays:
Papa:when are u going for ur service?

Me:febuary ending sir
Papa:how far ur nysc stuff?

Me:shifted to end of may

Papa:so,which state did they post u to?
Me:nna eeh,shifted to april 27th

Papa:i hear say dem don post,why u no wan call me?

Me:chai!,dem talk say na may 27th o for stream 2

Papa:this boy,this ur cock and bull stories don tire me,are u sure u've graduated?
I don tire o
I rep FUTO
Sokoto,niger,osun,cross river
Prefered state:sokoto or niger cos i wan run comot east dey far from home.

Eureka! Let me dance shoki and alingo. I found you. We pick almost the same states. Na that Niger state spoil your ticket. I chose Sokoto. Cross River, Osun and Plateau.

goodgirl247:
Hi all, im barbie, stream 2 , choosed abuja, sokoto, lagos, enugu... I see almost everyone picked kaduna. I have alot of questions to ask o, please you can answer anyone u can
1) will stream 1 be paid april allawee
2) if yes what will happen to our april allawee (stream2), if no that means they will be paid may allawee, will we (stream 2) also be paid may allawee?
3) are there some states that have stream 2 and other states dont?
4) last year PCM stream 2 printed their CUL with stream 1, why arnt we doing same
5) when are we supposed to print our CUL
6) please what are you guys doing with your time? I resigned a long time back because of service and idleness is the worst thing that can happen to any youth, what are you doing right now. Just share your experiences. Thanks

I chose Sokoto too. We have this rarely chosen state in common. Regarding how I pass my time, I teach in a school on week days and I spend my weekends watching football and playing Scrabble.

If Kaduna na young woman, she go don dey cry as all of una dey blame her for being in stream 2. If Kaduna na Buhari, he go don travel comot to avoid blame. Good morning to all

daudae1:
Latest from NYSC HQs!! States to Have stream 2 camps are Kaduna,Ogun,Rivers,Delta,Enugu,Akwaibom,Borno,and 1 more to be decided latest tomoro...

so what would be the fates of those that didn't pick any of those states. Will they just put us in which ever state they like as against our respective choices

My people. This stream 2 thing is a blessing in my family. My brother's wife who is also a 2016 batch A PCM put to bed last wednesday. We were looking up. NYSC suprised us by also putting her in Stream 2. Atleast she will have a month to take care of the baby before she goes to Camp. I will also be around to help out in the little way I can.

Villagegoat has done a very good job. You are our unceremonious PRO. I enjoyed the countdown

Good morning to my Stream 2 brethren.

I think it is erroneous to conclude that you are in stream 2 because Kaduna was part of the states you chose. I didn't choose Kaduna and yet I am in stream 2. I know of some friends that chose Kaduna and are in stream 1. I think it was a random selection by NYSC and most importantly, God's wish has come to pass.

Being in Stream 2 is a blessing. We will learn from those in Stream 1 about the new changes that the new NYSC DG will introduce into the NYSC system. Moreso, for those of us who have not travelled out of our place of birth, those in stream 1 will be able to put us through regarding transport fees, condition of the roads, and most importantly give us accurate direction to various nysc camps

I am the latest comrade. I rep uniben. Stream 2. I chose Plateau, Osun, Sokoto and Cross River.