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Jregz:
Put it on github gist

Jregz:
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dollarprincess:
SOme #stupid questions people do ask
buh wen deh ask am,,give dem #stupid answers
(1)you wake up from,,sleep,,come greet ur mama,,''good morninq mah'' she come ask,''my pikin u don wake,,no oo ah deh do sleep talkin

she might be asking u cause ur mate don wake up since na 11:58 am u come dey wake

(2) persin go see identical twins,,em go ask''nah twins be dat??..no bro nah photomix

some siblings look alike


(3)u see say nepa don brinq light,''u come ask''oo boy nah light be dat??,,no o nah sun fall frm sky

the person might b asking cause the light might just be gen set

(4) you see say person deh vomit,,u go ask am''bros u no well?,,no him well,,em juhz won see de food wey he hop yesterday

it could b food poison, mind u food poison doesnt mean the person was poison, it just a reaction to something new, so yes he might be well and reacting.

(5) you juhz wake up frm sleep,,persin cum ask u,,guy u don wake??,,tel am,,no oohhh i cum buy bread wey i go chop fr dream

same reply to question 1

(6) you go tell person''guy i deh hungry,,maje ah go chop,,em go stil ask u,,,nah for restauran??,,ans am,,no oooh nah for mortuary

i no even understand that question, wetin b maje ah go chop?

(7) ah tell her say i deh go bank,,she cum ask,,wetin deh happen dere??,,ah ans,,dem deh do new yam festival oo

not every one who goes to the bank, go there to only wildraw or deposit, bvn matter still dey and yeah sometimes they give food away in banks(promo)


(she see park my carry cim open gate make i drive off,,she come deh ask me,,bros u won comot??,,not at all,,nah me be deh new gateman laa

seriously no idea what wrote here

(9) i deh watch film,,,my bae enter cum ask me,,''boo nah film u deh watch??i ans nooo,i deh mad,,i juhz deh look my future

this one is just lame, u could be watching a trailer

(10) u see say nah indomie ah deh chop,,u stil ask me,''guy nah indomie u deh chop so??,,nohhhh,nah fried rubber band

there are some maccaroni that look like indomie

(11) u see me carry bible deh go church,,,u come ask me,''guy nah church u deh go so??,,nooooh ah won go see father christmass

u could just as well be going to cell meeting or going to the next street to tell people the end is near

(12) u see me washin mah cloths,,,u stil askd,,chai guy u deh wash??,nooooh ah deh do press up

shuuu do people lay flat on the ground and wash.

now #kukuma answer dis my little question,
nah Nairaland u deh so?
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achu442:
Not about that. Its concerning music production

achu442:
sennd me your number

Ranchhoddas:
It's not to the OP. It's to the person I quoted.

hotboy2016:
make your whatsapp available

Anas09:
Your parents did a very poor job at raising you. They use congregation's money to buy you a smart phone to use it to insult people. Pastors kids arw the worst kids ever.

Sell that stolen phone and buy manners.

Anas09:
What has the devil knowing the Bible got to do with building a befitting house for God? Hey, eat something and rest, your brain is overheating.

Anas09:
How old are you.

Seun, pls sencor age in this forum. Too many tarts with smartphones running wild.

Anas09:
Exactly. He wants to just talk without facts.

Anas09:
Why not become a man of God too?

Anas09:
Are you also an internet demon? If you are not, be informed. The ones you see here maligning God, has signed a pack witj satan. They know what they are doing. If you think you can joine them then go free, you have lied to yourself.

Now, Here is what GOD ALMIGHTY SAID.



Now therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts; Consider your ways.
Haggai:1:5

Ye have sown much, and bring in little; ye eat, but ye have not enough; ye drink, but ye are not filled with drink; ye clothe you, but there is none warm; and he that earneth wages earneth wages to put it into a bag with holes.
Haggai:1:6

Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Consider your ways.
Haggai:1:7

Go up to the mountain, and bring wood, and build the house; and I will take pleasure in it, and I will be glorified, saith the LORD.
Haggai:1:8

Ye looked for much, and, lo it came to little; and when ye brought it home, I did blow upon it. Why? saith the LORD of hosts. Because of mine house that is waste, and ye run every man unto his own house.
Haggai:1:9

Therefore the heaven over you is stayed from dew, and the earth is stayed from her fruit.
Haggai:1:10

And I called for a drought upon the land, and upon the mountains, and upon the corn, and upon the new wine, and upon the oil, and upon that which the ground bringeth forth, and upon men, and upon cattle, and upon all the labour of the hands.
Haggai:1:11

Have you seen what happens to those who will not build God a befitting house?

Consider your ways and check your tongue.

Anas09:
Why dont you ask your dad to try being a cod man too and see how good it feels?

tripplephi:
AS FUNNY AS U ARE... y are u giving dull reasonings without facts... i stand by the bible.... JESUS SAID THE POOR YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE AMONG YOU. IF YOUR BIG HEAD EVER BELIEVED IN JESUS YOU WOULD SIMPLY SHUT UP COS POVERTY CAN NEVER BE TOTALLY ERADICATED... CHANGE BEGINS WITH YOU... SO HELP PEOPLE AND DO YOUR PART... VOICING FRUSTRATIONS HAS NEVER HELPED ANYONE. IF YOU CAN PROVE FROM THE BIBLE THAT JESUS DIDN'T MEAN WHAT HE SAID THEN I WILL BELIEVE YOU... ELSE...you are just a mentally derailed guy

Jadoskii:
yea I av downloaded it.....tis awesome......
Do u watch anime or read manga

tripplephi:
I AINT ON UR LANE DUDE.... i lead on mine lane....back off. IF YOU WILL JAB AT CHURCHES AT LEAST USE THEIR BOOK... THE BIBLE. u r too small to start a REVOLUTION. you fear confrontation based on FACTS..... so get a life

tripplephi:
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tripplephi:
WHEN WILL YOU HAVE WISDOM

Jesus WHom the Churches claim to serve has said it from the bible days that THE POOR YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE AMONGST YOU.... meaning poverty will never end.

JESUS NEVER GAVE ALMS TO THE POOR... IT WAS JUDAS THAT SPOKE LIKE YOU CLAIMING THE EXPENSIVE OIL POURED ON JESUS WAS A WASTE AND HE SHOULD HAVE USED THE MONEY ON THE POOR.

Mr OP you are very ignorant and poor.... THROUGH POVERTY IS LACK OF IDEAS AND VISION.... REAL GROUND BREAKING IDEAS DO NOT NEED MONEY.... all they need is TIME and CHANCE....

THE POOR AND THE RICH both have 24hrs, brain, eyes, etc

THE POOR JUST CHOSE TO BE LAZY.... beggars make more money in a month than the dumb minimum wage in this country

this is very true cos non of the beggars ever use the money to stop begging and go into business.

NO ONE WAS BORN RICH... EVERY POOR MAN HAS EITHER HAD MONEY IN THE PAST OR SOMEONE IN HIS GENERATION DID.....
WHEN PURPOSE IS NOT KNOWN WASTE IS INEVITABLE... that is why poor peeps remain poor.

SO STOP TALKING TRASH AND INVEST IN YOURSELF BECOME RICH AND SEE IF BY THEN YOU WILL GIVE ALL YOU HAVE TO LAZY POOR FOLKS

Mendelssohn:
*hv hold*= Held.
Stack illiterate.